be he foe or friend

emma | she/her ig | #1 warbler | 24 if you are a terf, fuck off and fuck off now

[spacetwinks]

think about how shitty a boyfriend yogi bear would be. “hey today let’s steal a picnic basket” hey today let’s do literally anything else, yogi. fuck you

[shittierpost]

What trying to map out realistic timelines of travel in your lotr fic feels like

I know it takes months of travel but I need them there in a week, how are we gonna make that happen

[cryptotheism]

Don’t you have to read good books to be a good writer?

You need a balanced diet of Peak, Dogshit, indulgent tripe, top 40 shit, almost-peak, niche peak, and experimental avante garde shit.

[coffereadsasoiaf]

How the hell did he manage to eat it that fast wtf

[bananacorn-limeade]

[mother-rhoyne]

All of the notes on this post are gems

[finalfantasyvii]

[bumblepuppy]

imagine netflix says 'Alright fuckers, you win. Here's your secret ninth episode of Stranger Things' and you click on it and it's the secret good episode of Sherlock

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

[probablysomethingtm]

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

[magicratfingers]

many such pillowcases

[geddyqueer]

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

[eladar-art]

Fëanor! and his very pretty son

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

You guys need to see this because my brain has decided "have you heard of seventy dollars??" is a widely known meme I can reference regularly (it is not)

[fingonvaliant]

It’s crazy how much “act like you’re supposed to be there” works. It’s like using a cheat code.

[eri-pl]

This + your username gave me a mental image of Fingon entering Angband as if he worked there. XD

[fingonvaliant]

Fingon striding into Angband with a yellow vest and clipboard and all the orcs going “well he’s probably supposed to be here better move on”

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

you can tell i'm feeling down rn because i'm not even excited for 9/11 this year. it's like all of the magic has gone out of the holiday

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

what we really need this year to bring the magic back is a good old-fashioned 9/11 miracle

[virtualtoybox]

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[weeniebagel]

"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

[punishedsaints]

[bogleech]

I was just grocery shopping and for a while I was in line behind the peak possible combination of parent and child, here is my 1 minute recreation from memory

[drawer-ghost-deactivated2025020]