I am the Prime of Ashes.

I'm a fan of Transformers. I'm also a fan of other stuff too, like The Avengers, Pacific Rim, Digimon, to name a few. I like to roleplay, I might roleplay on here sometimes. Tracking: #ashprime

[kiryuuyoshiya-deactivated201511]

funny text posts arent my

[sarcasminc]

Puns like that could get you in

[banavalope]

give it a

[beautilation]

Yeah I think the joke might be falling

[fncking-deactivated20160623]

This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

[janersm]

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

[the-blog-of-random-shit]

I don’t get this shit

[mallratsys]

@yifferoonios please explain this

[katzun-deactivated20180411]

Lmao

[quartersety-of-a-holsety]

When you’ve spent enough time in choir classes, understanding music puns just comes

[bloomstick]

there is absolutely nothing i love more than those russian gun memes

[bloomstick]

[derofeba]

when my computer decides to deny me access because of “admin restrictions”

[thesean]

i’m deleting my account

[transformersoutofcontext]

here it is

[ashprime]

bethesda game: you awake Well Rested

me: god i wish that were me

[loveybun-deactivated20170904]

me: mayb…i am worthy of love n attention ? brain: unrealistic. blocked

[arcasangels]

I made a meme that describes how I feel about fics

[accelegaytor]

@ositia

[localstarboy]

when u sick of the bullshit but remember dat u slowly dying everyday

[ehnoshima]

THINGS U SHOULDNT SAY TO AN ARTIST WHILE THEYRE DRAWING

[crazydiamonds]

SEE ALSO “WHY IS HE/SHE NAKED” iM NO T DONE YE T SMARTASS

[bee-fuzz]

“OMG WHY DOES IT HAVE BOOBS YOU PERV” IT’S A GIRL I’M DRAWING A FUCKI GN GIRL.

[i-fucking-hate-people]

“Why isn’t the rest of it shaded?” BECAUSE I’M STILL SHADING THE FUCKING FACE FUCK NUGGET

[undoubtedlyfuckedup]

“Hey you missed that bit” DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM FCKINGNSM FINISHED U NIPPLE WANK

[jegusismyhomeboy]

nipple wank

[t-iii]

“Did you draw that?” YOU ARE WATCHING ME DRAW THAT!

[foxbullfrog]

“Who is it??” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??”

[foxtrot44]

^ that last one though

[kattimariias]

“Where are the colors?”

I HAVE YET TO FINISH THE LINEART

[stormbringer15]

“Why are you drawing that again?”

OH I’M SORRY, WAS I DRAWING FOR YOU?????

[asthecrowtherflies]

[ruinedchildhood]

35 Things You Will Never See Again In Your Life

[jackatlas64-deactivated20171229]

From Champions to DNA TO Ultimate and Fighter Mode!

Source: https://twitter.com/king_of_fly

[astrangejourney]

When stress isn’t taken seriously… 😑

[catwhisker-archive-deactivated2]

Me: hey, Disorder, can you maybe chill?

The Disorder: I think the McFuck not

[peppermintsdicks]

[ashprime]

Geeze, there’s a lot I need to update on my blog.

I’m slightly becoming more active... Although to be honest, what mainly drags me on here is blocking pornbots. However, this is starting to have the effect of me lingering on tumblr for a bit whenever I come on here for that purpose. So I miiiggghhhttt be coming back for real? I dunno, there’s a lot I need to mess around with on my blog before I feel I can “officially” come back. I know my music player thing needs attending to since some of the links are broken. And then my character page... Oi vey. There’s at least one character on there that isn't even bloody relevant anymore, meaning the one I left out information for because of “fanfiction spoilers”. I never really got around to writing that fanfiction, so I’m either just gonna remove that character or.. I dunno, maybe actually get to work on the fanfiction? I dunno to be quite honest. I completely forgot what I was even gonna do with the fanfiction related to the character. [whispers] I never even started it.

I might do some poking around on my blog today to mess with some things, mostly with the music player. I’m gonna probably get help from a friend that knows how to work with the music player thing, since that’s the only thing I don’t remember how to do. Or.. I think I had a friend put that in for me in the first place years ago.. Prooobably. Oh geeze, I’ve rambled on for a reallyyy long time.. whoops! Also, I’m not sure about whether or not this blog is still an rp/ask/personal, cos.. I’m really not 100% about rping on here still? Especially since many of my friends just rp on Discord, so I’m kinda out of my element here. Although I do know a few friends who run rp blogs on here and still hang on Discord, so I’m probably gonna try interacting with them to get back into the swing of things or somethin’. No guarantees about me getting back into rping on here though, I am a very anxious noodle. Also both college and life have kept me quite busy, I’m only really online right now because I’m on winter break. tl;dr (I don’t even know what to put here cos I am half awake and man I’m soooo sorry for rambling on! ;0; ) 

[ashprime]

Optimus Prime: Honey?

Elita One: What?

Optimus: Where's my trailer?

Elita: Whaat?

Optimus: Where - is - my - trailer?

Elita: You, uh, put it away?

Optimus: *Where*?

Elita: *Why* do you *need* to know?

Optimus: I need it!

Elita: Nuh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!

Optimus: The humans are in danger!

Elita: My *evening's* in danger!

Optimus: You tell me where my trailer is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!

Elita: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!

Elita: also I have no fucking idea because I'm pretty sure that shitbox warps to another dimension or some funky shit