Ashton

Made by stardust assembled by gravity.

[tiktokarchive]

[ohrganizedkhaos]

[cell113]

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AWESOME????!?!!!

[theoneandonlyspudbud]

OP is a art theif here's the original

[hagleyvault]

See ya in hell, vegetables! It’s National Pickle Day! Established in 1949 by the Pickle Packers Association (now Pickle Packers International), the holiday has been celebrated with relish for the past seventy years.

We’re salting away our vegetables today with this ca. 1930s pamphlet from the Worcester Salt Company, a salt supplier founded in Warsaw, New York in 1894. In the decade prior to this pickle pamphlet’s publication, the company’s customers were rewarded for their brand loyalty with tokens proclaiming them to be part of Worcester’s “Don’t Worry Club”, a popular commercialization of the Don’t Worry Movement inspired by the 1890s writings of Theodore Frelinghuysen Seward (1835–1902).

This pamphlet part of our Carol Litchfield Collection on the History of Salt (Accession 2012.219).  You can find the fully digitized version, which has recipes for kosher pickles, dill pickles, pickled beets, sour pickles, pickled corn, pickled dandelion greens, pickled turnip tops, salted green beans, and solutions to all your pickle troubles (so long as those troubles are soft pickles, slippery pickles, shriveled pickles, hollow pickles, hard water, or scum) online in our Digital Archive now. Just click here! You’ll have to find a suitable substitute for Worcester Salt, though, as the company was purchased by Morton Salt in 1949.

[archimaps]

Competition design for the bronze banister for the grand staircase of a palace

[lesbianshepard]

wanna know what mental image just crept into my brain?

a clown funeral where the pallbearers accidentally drop the casket and like fifteen dead clowns fall out

[lesbianshepard]

max garcia here gets it

[thelostzelda]

[iraffiruse]

[ladyshinga]

I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol

[c4tto626]

this is like 100% what living with cats is like

[randomslasher]

the one where he’s abruptly alarmed by his pants is the funniest one to me

[tunte]

[tarynel]

Helen

[kawacy]

Following professional art tutorials like…

[kyashee-deactivated20170407]

i crACKED UP

[oscarmayer]

“I laughed, I cried, I ate a hoagie.”

[ronweasley]

[nippon-com]

Japan’s vast assortment of mascots all share a similar problem.

Via @GorillaGorillax

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[loveitorreblogit]

sorry my english was bad to write this

[quietpetitegirl-deactivated2025]

The same mean swagger  😎

+ Bonus:

[the-pottydactyl]

[proteus-no]

okay so maybe modern spongebob has some gems in it

[ruinedchildhood]

[escapekit]

Square Sayings 

An Instagram account that writes all too real quotes using tiny square letters commonly found on bracelets. There’s also a shop where you can buy the Square Sayings on cups, caps, T-shirts or cushions. 

[catchymemes]

[hikergirl]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

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[mudwerks]

do NOT look at the BIG, waving DONG

here’s a kitten instead