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my dealer matt mercer: i got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "Found & Lost" you'l be zonked out of your gourd 😔

me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.

4 hours 53 minutes later: dude I swear I just heard taliesin say he was gonna use his second blood maledict

my buddy mollymauk, supine with a glaive in their chest: *spits blood*

orions-garden

trent said this to them btw

nellasbookplanet

The mighty nein's romantic entanglements are soo funny when you try to put them down on paper. Like. Jester is in love with Fjord, who has feelings for her too but also he was seduced by and slept with an evil cult leader, who was also the ex of his father figure, whose accent and mannerisms Fjord was mimicking while sleeping with her. Also the evil ex flirted with Beau, who then got her killed and stole her clothes. Beau was growing feelings for Yasha but then Yasha turned evil and had a dead wife so Beau slept with Reani (who was also attracted to Caleb and Essek) and developed a crush on Jester and then Yasha came back and she reciprocated but also she too may have had a crush on Jester, and also she invited Veth into a threesome with her and Beau. Caleb also has feelings for Jester and they never really went away and he thinks Fjord is really hot and he's being hunted by his two evil exes from his old polycule (who he's maybe planning to murder so he can use their bodies to fake his parents' death but none of them ever got over each other) and his best friend (who was married before she died and came back wrong) is in love with him and his feelings for her are more complicated than can be described in words and she’s the most important person in his life and he isn't necessarily in love with her but he is jealous of her husband. He and Essek were honeypotting each other for information but then they really liked each other but then Essek was evil and Caleb projected on him like crazy and now they grow green beans together. Molly flirted with everyone and slept naked in his and Fjord's room, but also all three instances of him expressed attraction to Caleb specifically and who knows where that would've lead had he lived. They’ve all seen each other naked (to search each other for evil eyes). Caduceus is there, eating popcorn.

the-last-knight-of-avalir

I couldn't be happier that the show does not let the audience misunderstand the sheer level of horror and violence that Caleb has in his past and that he is STILL capable of. Liam O'Brien did not act his socks off for 500+ hours portraying Caleb's insane amounts of guilt and ptsd for us to think being a volstrucker was a chill walk in the park. It had to look brutal and visceral and truly scary because it WAS. Of course he kills his cat on screen. Of course it makes us horrified and disgusted and OF COURSE it makes some people question if he even deserves to be redeemed after that. That's the whole point.

neosatsuma

occidentalavian

It's "Temple of the False Serpent" on Nein Again, time to repost my favorite Critical Role animatic.

stickandthorn

Wick/Teor. Make it happen. Kattigan can watch but only to laugh mockingly and throw things at Wick specifically. Tyranny can watch for sex reasons.

ihaveatypeanditstrickstergods

I don't know if I ship Wick with Tyranny or if I ship him with Teor, but I do think that what's wrong with him would be made immensely funnier if he ended up swapping fluids with someone