Two Bananas For A Euro

hey, i'm deanna and i was named after someone on star trek (19)

[theocseason4]

i like the word inland. And i like the word empire.

[cheercaptain]

queen of being called queen

[brucebocchi]

queen of modesty

[cheese24k]

[felicefawn]

I can’t fucking breathe. Holy shit. This is basically my entire personality and interests in a video. I will never recover from this.

[deactivated-12312018]

STOP IT

[sentientbowlofoatmeal]

hELP

[pardonmewhileipanic]

I can’t even pretend for a second this isn’t something I would do lol

[damianmcgintleman]

2017 is gonna be amazing

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[grixly]

[toytowns]

holy fuck

[scaliefox]

I can’t believe someone wrote that entire setup and drew this entire comic just to make that visual pun.

It deserves a place in the pun hall of fame.

[vintage90sgold]

Unmute this

[eldritchdoorman]

[kathrynroseksk]

dead

[cristinterrill]

I mean, yes, this is funny, but mostly I’m just struck by how AMAZING language and its capacity for evolution and elasticity is. This would be incomprehensible to an English-speaker living in any other time.

[supernaturalisadrug]

Titanic movie set

How the opening crawl of Star Wars was filmed

Jurassic Park, 1993 

The moment before the most famous album cover ever was photographed, 1969 

Voldemort and Dumbledore chilling on set

[crumpte]

why does voldy have a nose

[winch-esters]

do you actually think that ralph fiennes cut off his nose for the part

[vikingfighter-deactivated201909]

i expected a little more dedication s’all

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

[canisbeta]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

me emerging from my hole to loudly complain

[sabotabby]

Same

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

yeah! woo!

[sokovia]

everyone: spiderman’s suit looks sooo fake, it doesnt even look like hes a real person!!

me: *remember this*

[darkcloudsandsilkyways]

Adorable man…

[waitinghopingliving]

Is that a fucking panther

[starbuckers]

[obama-biden-memes]

wise words

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I miss the president THINKING full stop

[micdotcom]

Watch: Leslie Jones remembers all the moments in her life more embarrassing than being hacked

[pytgerms]

I adore her

[unsettlingstories]

This cracked me up.

(Source.)

[shiftingpath]

[gunkbooster]