Look at all this junk

I laughed at the things I shared. I hope you do too.

[microweave]

“i’m out right now but i’ll listen to that song when i get home!!”

[warandpeas]

“Work-Life Balance Tips From Supernatural Beings” for Toggl

[somecutething]

[did-you-know]

theuselessweb.com helps you waste your time by taking you to countless random websites that are mildly entertaining, but completely useless. Source Source 2 Source 3

[memescomedy]

[dennys]

Buying a new mountain bike? We recommend front BroccShoks™ for the most control and traction, but also for being a healthy post-ride snack.

[unexplained-events]

Reported Bigfoot Sightings

[mavenmemnon]

[wrong-url-motherfucker]

Government, Monty Python Style

[xanthewalter]

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

[gunitnekoh]

Attack On Hyrule?

[everydaylouie]

ghost choir 👻 🎵

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe cartoons used to air on Saturday mornings to teach young children how to wake up early without the help of their parents.

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

[aughtpunk]

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

[sanctified-one-deactivated20190]

I had an interview yesterday and was hired today! Good luck chain pass it on 💕

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

here’s the thing

for tumblr answer time, i ask every celebrity the same question

so far i’ve done misha collins

dj khaled

troian bellisario

sean o'pry

gavin grimm

tj miller

lany

and so far not a single goddamn answer. 

i’m gonna keep going until i get a straight answer or @staff​ stops me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

still doin it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you heathens

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[hopepunkdave]

Have they answered u yet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no i’m furious

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Perseverance is my only virtue

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

FINALLY

Finally i get to be ignored by celebrities i respect

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh look

*cracks knuckles to dust*

@setheverman​ answer my prayers you negligent absent god

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every single person on here? cowardly bitches. 

face your mortality. choose your requiem. 

[this-name-has-been-changed]

i cant believe this didnt end with even one person answering them. what a let down

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the cast of Gotham answered!

[not-natural-moose-and-squirrel]

SOMEBODY FINALLY ANSWERED!!!!!!!

[vampire-crimson]

its been 3000 years since i last saw this post but finally there was a happy ending its been a good run yall

[whitepeopletwitter]

A strong contender for tweet of the year, already.

[littlestarlost]

okay wow

[the-bluespirit]

John Mulaney Wins Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special for John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

[localstarboy]

I usually don’t post porn on my account but YALL

[catchymemes]

George-Washington.zip

[moved-strabius-strawberry]

Why is this so funny to me? I think it’s the quick little jumpcuts, and then the reveal feels like a punchline to a joke.