late, in love, and a little drunk

[reallybigshark2]

god me too jonathan

[and-corn]

shoutout to the "foolproof" bread recipe I fucked up entirely for inspiring this

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

Leverage 3x11 - "The Rashomon Job"

[lastoneout]

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

[lastoneout]

Every time you feel bad for having coffee with cream and sugar or ranch on your salad or putting extra butter and salt on your veggies I want you to imagine the spirit of John Harvey Kellogg in front of you and then I want you to kill him with a real gun and eat your delicious food in peace.

[adulthoodisokay]

oh my god this vid from a /ck/ thread is incredible

[emiria]

my kinda diet

[megasonger]

[sussura]

What

[doodlemeimpressed]

[loutrem]

This video looks like how it feels when youre crying in your bed at 3 am out of anxiety and youre trying to cheer yourself up by watching videos but all it does is make your brain feel more erratic.

[dogwithpants]

The :)

[crooked776]

What the FUCK

[aesthetically-meme-deactivated2]

The lack of music makes it 10x more brain-fucking

[accounting-wunderkind]

[sippinyotearsliketea-deactivate]

Dont forget

the olive :)

[ssscreenwright-deactivated20201]

i had to watch this so now all of you do too

[iconuk01]

Whoever made this video  will be shot on sight if they ever set foot in Italy… and that’s mild compared to what France would do to them

[eggorf]

It got to the second part and i made a noise like id been shot in the lungs

[catchymemes]

[box-is-real]

@same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday

[discountfleabag]

supernatural, s2e2 // anne carson, euripides

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

jonathan harker on may 12th: i witnessed with abject terror as the count descended the sheer stone wall of the castle face first as a lizard would. the unmitigated horror of the spectacle haunts my waking hours like an inescapable nightmare. this man or this thing shall surely be my undoing.

jonathan harker on may 15th: saw the old bastard do the crawling trick again and honestly fuck him it's not even that impressive i don't even care anymore i hope he falls.

[backtoaugust-ts]

I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life

[goblins-riddles-or-frocks]

Happy Dracula Day 🧛‍♂️

[hansfallada]

today's entry contains my silly little meme and ahhhhh this is still so so crazy to me. happy my-silly-little-meme-is-part-of-the-dracula-daily-book day to all who celebrate (me. it's just me)

[paris-in-space]

I love proposal day

[sunsbleeding]

[flythesail]

At what point do you get used to going from school where you actually finish tasks and get months off every year to a real job where you do the same thing every day and maybe get two weeks off a year if you're lucky

[mossworm]

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

[capacity2]

You can’t let this stupid ass evil world rob you of your vibe don’t let them do that to u

[compassionvi]

shows should have 22 episodes a season again where half of them are low stakes silly fun shit happening. this i believe with my whole heart