Ask (Mari) Anna Wheelan!

Hi!! I'm Anna and I'm here to answer your questions.

[riverdalegang]

A Public Service Announcement (Dec. 1995. World of Archie, Issue #17)

[ask-georg-zirschnitz-again]

Goober how are you? -Anna

I’m good. Just looking for life hacks on reddit and eating crackers even though I brushed my teeth. You?

[ask-anna-wheelan]

Did you find any good ones? I’m pretty good, thanks. A butterfly landed on my hand today so I’m happy.

[danicookisprettytrans]

LGBT (mlm +wlw) asks (nsfw?)

1. top bottom or switch

2. more twink/femme or more bear/butch

3. rain/snowstorm gay or sunny gay

4. looker or a talker

5. ever dated someone of the same sex?

6. opposite sex?

7. ever thought you were straight?

8. out to your parents?

9. friends?

10. extended family?

11. fav. LGBT youtuber

12. Love Simon or GBF

13. ever asked anyone out

14. ever been asked out

15. virgin?

16. least fav part of being gay

17. did you deny the gay at first

18. how old were you when you came out?

19. currently single?

20. tea or coffee

21. ideal date?

22. favourite compliment from someone

23. if you could meet any gay icon, who and why

24. pastel aura or harsh aura

25. favourite season?

[ask-martha-bessel]

answer all of them!!!

1. top bottom or switch
🤫
2. more twink/femme or more bear/butch
Femme! 
3. rain/snowstorm gay or sunny gay
Sunny!
4. looker or a talker
Well, not sure to be honest. I would say looker?
5. ever dated someone of the same sex?
Yes ☺️
6. opposite sex?
No…
7. ever thought you were straight?
Yes, but I guess I just was solely focusing on liking the guys I did. I didn’t care if I was straight or these crushes were fake or whatever, right? Once I started to open my mind to the fact that I could maybe like girls, did I know I definitely wasn’t?
8. out to your parents?
Yeah
9. friends?
Yeah.
10. extended family?
Some!
11. fav. LGBT youtuber
N/a.
12. Love Simon or GBF
Love, Simon! 
13. ever asked anyone out
Yes.
14. ever been asked out
Yes…
15. virgin?
ERROR 111
16. least fav part of being gay
Is there really a bad part? 
17. did you deny the gay at first
Not really.
18. how old were you when you came out?
Like about a year? 
19. currently single?
No ☺️
20. tea or coffee
Tea!
21. ideal date?
Out on a picnic, with Anna..Really just with anna..
22. favourite compliment from someone
Someone once told me I was one of sweetest people they’ve met. 
24. pastel aura or harsh aura
Pastel! 
25. favourite season?Fall. 💜💜Martha

[ask-anna-wheelan]

Awww babe!!! I’d love to go on a picnic sometime soon!!

[ask-georg-zirschnitz-again]

@ask-bohemian-ilse @ask-melchior-gabor @ask-moritz-stiefel @ask-ernstrobel @ask-melitta @ask-anna-wheelan @ask-martha-bessel @ask-reinhold @ask-otto-lammermeier

I missed some. I’m sure I did. But I have returned and I’m ready for chaos.

[ask-anna-wheelan]

Glad you’re back gogurt!!

[sa-facts-i-just-made-up]

Anna’s prime ambitions are to promote world peace, combat domestic violence, and own a really nice le creuset dutch oven

[punkdeaf]

deaf accents are beautiful and its okay to struggle with accepting yourself! u dont need to change for anyone!!

[punkdeaf]

hearing ppl can reblog btw. support deaf ppl!

[ask-anna-wheelan]

//mod post: whaddup dudes i made this snazzy relationship chart bc i was bored in case u missed something. Let me know if i forgot something or messed something up.

[ask-anna-wheelan]

// Yo the wonderful @zartharn brought some stuff to my attention and I fixed it so use this version :)

[ask-anna-wheelan]

//mod post: whaddup dudes i made this snazzy relationship chart bc i was bored in case u missed something. Let me know if i forgot something or messed something up.

[ask-anna-wheelan]

Have you and Martha slept together?

That’s none of your business! I don’t share such personal info on here.

[ask-anna-wheelan]

Why not do a promise ring thing then?

Oooh that’s a good idea, anon. I’d love to actually. I’ll keep you posted ;)

[ask-anna-wheelan]

do all the asks!!!

I’d love to!! Thanks anon!!

🌸Blankets: Have you been in love?

Yes!!

🌸Stuffies: How did you meet your best friend?

I have a few people I consider my best friends. Martha and I meant at church when we were like 5. Her parents were late to pick her up from Sunday school and I rolled over to her. We made flower crowns in the field by the church until her mom got there and the rest is history. I met Georg in 5th grade because our moms knew each other.

🌸Fluffy Pillows: What happened in your most recent dream?

I had a picnic with @ask-martha-bessel​, @ask-georg-zirschnitz​, and @ask-otto-lammermeier​ by the lake. It was lovely except Georg fell off the picnic blanket and into the vortex next to us. I got really concerned but Otto and Martha were like “don’t worry he’ll be back”. It was weird.

🌸Scented Candles: How do you relax?

I have this lavender bubble bath that just melts the stress away. Or I’ll read and have some tea.

🌸Gem Stones: What’s your birthstone/favourite stone?

My birthstone is the peridot and sardonyx. Personally, my favorite stone is topaz.

🌸Pyjamas: Describe your favourite pyjamas!

I have these silk pink ones that are sooo soft!! They’re so luxurious and feel like heaven.

🌸Fuzzy Socks: What’s your favourite movie?

“The Princess Bride” or “Heathers”

🌸Kittens & Puppies: Name of your pet or your ideal pet?

Lately I’ve wanted a little cream coloured kitten.

🌸Laughter: What’s the funniest joke you’ve heard?

I laughed super hard at that “when you see your friend gurt” and it’s a picture of yogurt. It’s really dumb but I love it.

🌸Mittens: Do you like the snow?

Yes!!

🌸Hot Coco: What’s your favourite Starbucks drink?

Right now it’s the mango-dragonfruit refresher. I totally recommend it.

🌸Soft Kisses: Describe your OTP

They’re very sweet to each other, one of them has an othello kink, and they had their first kiss in a vineyard. It’s @ask-hanschen-rilow​ and @ask-ernstrobel​.

🌸Rainy Days: What do you do on a rainy day?

Movie marathons with Martha. Sometimes we go outside to feel the rain or watch it from the window.

🌸Flower Petals: What’s your favourite flower?

I can’t choose!!

🌸Cotton Candy: What’s your favourite candy?

Anything witch chocolate.

🌸Bubble Baths: Your favourite memory?

There’s so many!! Kissing Martha for the first time is a good one. Also throwing people in the lake.

🌸Wooly Scarfs: What song do you think relates the most to you?

“Youth” by Troye Sivan or “A Lack of Color” by death cab for cutie.

🌸Roasted Marshmallows: You’re camping with friends! Describe the forest you’re pitching your tent in.

One that’s not too dark and as far away from civilization as possible. And where the ground isn’t too soggy because my chair doesn’t mix well with mud. The forest would also have lots of flowers.

🌸Bird Songs: Name 5 things you love

Martha, naps, my friends, flower crowns, and happy endings.

🌸Old Books: Do you read? If so, what’s your favourite book series?

There’s so many!! I loved “Hunger Games” and “Little House on the Prairie”

🌸Warm Hugs: Who would you love a hug from right now?

I could always use one from Marthaboo. One from Hans or @wendla-bergmann-inquiries​ would be nice too.

🌸Clouds: What’s the best shaped cloud you’ve seen?

I saw one that looked like a palm tree once!! @ask-melchior-gabor​ insisted it looked like a penis but it was definitely a palm tree.

🌸Fae: Describe yourself as a fairy

My wings would be blue and sparkly to match my eyes. Assuming I’d be small and fairy-sized, I would make a dress out of blue hydrangea petals. Maybe some white rose petals for variety.

🌸Holding Hands: What was the name of your first love?

Martha Bessel <3

🌸Cupcakes: Favourite cupcake flavour?

Lemon!!

🌸Tealights: Describe a romantic date perfect for you

At this time of year, I love laying by the pool all day. Doing that with Martha and watching the sunset and drinking frozen lemonade sounds super romantic to me.

🌸Gardens: What’s the sweetest gift you’ve received?

When all my friends pitched in to get me “Great Comet” tickets for my birthday last year. I got to see the closing night performance. It was amazing, definitely the sweetest gift ever.

[ask-georg-zirschnitz]

Hey, you’re a dumbass and you scared me but I’m glad you’re ok. Don’t fight Max again, please. Anything I can help with? Are you guys doing ok at home? -Anna

Yeah, that was a super dumb idea. I won’t do it again. Promise. As for what you can help with, we’d love to see you. You can stop by and play with the doggos anytime, and I know Ilse would love to say hello.

[ask-anna-wheelan]

Good. I would love that!!! Thanks💛💛

[ask-otto-lammermeier]

I am just now learning that Danny DeVito voiced the Lorax and it makes me vaguely uncomfortable.

[ask-anna-wheelan]

You just found this out?

[deactivated-blog]

Hey, you’re an idiot but I’m glad you’re ok. I know we’re not that close but if there’s anything I can do let me know. -Anna

i really don’t know how to respond to the different tones in this at once.

[ask-anna-wheelan]

I’m trying to be nice but you guys scared me!!

[deactivated-blog]

uhh. could have been worse? sorry?

[ask-anna-wheelan]

I guess you’re right. The bottom line is if you need my help I’m around.

[ask-bohemian-ilse]

Hey hun. I hope you’re doing better. I love you and I can come over if you need help with anything or want to talk or something💛💛-Anna

anna, you are truly the best. i’ll definitely give you a call if i need you, which will probably be happening, so keep your ringer on. love you 💜💜💜

[ask-anna-wheelan]

Will do. Love you too💛💜💛

[deactivated-blog]

Hey, you’re an idiot but I’m glad you’re ok. I know we’re not that close but if there’s anything I can do let me know. -Anna

i really don’t know how to respond to the different tones in this at once.

[ask-anna-wheelan]

I’m trying to be nice but you guys scared me!!