We're all a bunch of heathens.

Jeremiah Brooks, ex-Puritan.

[ask-bro-jerry]

Jeremiah Brooks Is Getting Tested For Coronavirus

[ask-bro-jerry]

I Tested Negative Turns Out Kissing The Homies DOESN'T Transmit Coronavirus

[ask-bro-jerry]

Jeremiah Brooks Is Getting Tested For Coronavirus

[ask-nick-and-nigel]

Nick Bottom Has Tested Positive For Coronavirus

[ask-bro-jerry]

Jeremiah Brooks Is Afraid That He Has Coronavirus

[ask-nick-and-nigel]

It’s Okay, Kissing The Homies Goodnight Doesn’t Transmit Covid- Wait No Does It Oh Shit

[ask-bro-jerry]

I'm Glad That I'm A "Homie" But I Am Very Much Afraid Of This

[ask-nick-and-nigel]

Nick Bottom Has Tested Positive For Coronavirus

[ask-bro-jerry]

Jeremiah Brooks Is Afraid That He Has Coronavirus

[ask-bro-jerry]

I don’t actually know what’s happening in my life right now. Why am I on this website again? Why is Nick calling me hot? Questions that I have no answers to.

[portiabottom]

I mean- Sister Cathy DID used to say you were….oof… The Church Stud

[ask-bro-jerry]

It is the year of our Lord 2019, and I do not deserve to be reminded of Sister Cathy and the things she used to say about me. Nor does Nick deserve to be associated with her.

[portiabottom]

True… but I remember you being super cool!! You were really good at football, you’d make me some pretty delicious sandwiches- OH MY GOODNESS- do you remember that leather jacket mom bought you?!?

[ask-nick-and-nigel]

leather jacket….?

-nick

[ask-bro-jerry]

HELLO CAN WE PLEASE NOT BRING UP THESE THINGS IN PUBLIC PLACES

[portiabottom]

Why?? I loved that jacket!! YOU loved that jacket! You’re wearing in most of the pictures you and mom have together (if you weren’t in uniform.) …I think I’m getting a good birthday present idea!!

[ask-bro-jerry]

WELL YES THAT JACKET WAS VERY GOOD AND I APPRECIATE IT I JUST MEANT CAN WE BRING IT UP IN NON-NICK PLACES

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Why does it matter if we talk about it in front of Nick? He has a leather jacket!

[ask-bro-jerry]

Because, Portia! He's going to want to see pictures or have me try it on or something, and I'm just very confused about him right now!

[ask-bro-jerry]

I don’t actually know what’s happening in my life right now. Why am I on this website again? Why is Nick calling me hot? Questions that I have no answers to.

[portiabottom]

I mean- Sister Cathy DID used to say you were….oof… The Church Stud

[ask-bro-jerry]

It is the year of our Lord 2019, and I do not deserve to be reminded of Sister Cathy and the things she used to say about me. Nor does Nick deserve to be associated with her.

[portiabottom]

True… but I remember you being super cool!! You were really good at football, you’d make me some pretty delicious sandwiches- OH MY GOODNESS- do you remember that leather jacket mom bought you?!?

[ask-nick-and-nigel]

leather jacket….?

-nick

[ask-bro-jerry]

HELLO CAN WE PLEASE NOT BRING UP THESE THINGS IN PUBLIC PLACES

[ask-nick-and-nigel]

Jerry tell me about the leather jacket

-nick

[ask-bro-jerry]

It was a jacket and it was leather and that's all about that!

[ask-bro-jerry]

I don’t actually know what’s happening in my life right now. Why am I on this website again? Why is Nick calling me hot? Questions that I have no answers to.

[portiabottom]

I mean- Sister Cathy DID used to say you were….oof… The Church Stud

[ask-bro-jerry]

It is the year of our Lord 2019, and I do not deserve to be reminded of Sister Cathy and the things she used to say about me. Nor does Nick deserve to be associated with her.

[portiabottom]

True… but I remember you being super cool!! You were really good at football, you’d make me some pretty delicious sandwiches- OH MY GOODNESS- do you remember that leather jacket mom bought you?!?

[ask-nick-and-nigel]

leather jacket….?

-nick

[ask-bro-jerry]

HELLO CAN WE PLEASE NOT BRING UP THESE THINGS IN PUBLIC PLACES

[portiabottom]

Why?? I loved that jacket!! YOU loved that jacket! You’re wearing in most of the pictures you and mom have together (if you weren’t in uniform.) …I think I’m getting a good birthday present idea!!

[ask-bro-jerry]

WELL YES THAT JACKET WAS VERY GOOD AND I APPRECIATE IT I JUST MEANT CAN WE BRING IT UP IN NON-NICK PLACES

[ask-bro-jerry]

I don’t actually know what’s happening in my life right now. Why am I on this website again? Why is Nick calling me hot? Questions that I have no answers to.

[portiabottom]

I mean- Sister Cathy DID used to say you were….oof… The Church Stud

[ask-bro-jerry]

It is the year of our Lord 2019, and I do not deserve to be reminded of Sister Cathy and the things she used to say about me. Nor does Nick deserve to be associated with her.

[portiabottom]

True… but I remember you being super cool!! You were really good at football, you’d make me some pretty delicious sandwiches- OH MY GOODNESS- do you remember that leather jacket mom bought you?!?

[ask-nick-and-nigel]

leather jacket….?

-nick

[ask-bro-jerry]

HELLO CAN WE PLEASE NOT BRING UP THESE THINGS IN PUBLIC PLACES

[ask-bro-jerry]

I don’t actually know what’s happening in my life right now. Why am I on this website again? Why is Nick calling me hot? Questions that I have no answers to.

[portiabottom]

I mean- Sister Cathy DID used to say you were….oof… The Church Stud

[ask-bro-jerry]

It is the year of our Lord 2019, and I do not deserve to be reminded of Sister Cathy and the things she used to say about me. Nor does Nick deserve to be associated with her.

[ask-nick-and-nigel]

it was a friendly declaration of “bro, you’re smokin.” a purely platonic “damn you’re attractive.” just guys being dudes, what’s wrong with that

-nick

[ask-bro-jerry]

What exactly IS guys being dudes? What does that mean?

[ask-bro-jerry]

I don’t actually know what’s happening in my life right now. Why am I on this website again? Why is Nick calling me hot? Questions that I have no answers to.

[ask-nick-and-nigel]

jeremiah……..hot?

[ask-bea-bottom]

Babe go the fuck to sleep

[ask-bro-jerry]

No, let’s hear him out!

[ask-bea-bottom]

Mmmmmm no

[ask-bro-jerry]

And why not? It’s 2019! We can hear out Nick’s ideas about how hot I am.

[ask-bea-bottom]

Or we could do literally anything else

[ask-bro-jerry]

Maybe in the morning you'll be willing to discuss my attractiveness.

[ask-nick-and-nigel]

jeremiah……..hot?

[ask-bea-bottom]

Babe go the fuck to sleep

[ask-bro-jerry]

No, let’s hear him out!

[ask-bea-bottom]

Mmmmmm no

[ask-bro-jerry]

And why not? It's 2019! We can hear out Nick's ideas about how hot I am.

[ask-bea-bottom]

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@ask-bro-jerry

[ask-bro-jerry]

It has been an eternity since I've been on this website, but I am hurt and attacked by this.

[ask-nick-and-nigel]

jeremiah……..hot?

[ask-bea-bottom]

Babe go the fuck to sleep

[ask-bro-jerry]

No, let's hear him out!

[ask-nick-and-nigel]

jeremiah……..hot?

[ask-bro-jerry]

Hello???

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Look at this picture my dad took of me and my sweet boy at the bus stop headed to see @smoothstonesancientbrooks!

@ask-bro-jerry you’re the best 💗

[ask-bro-jerry]

No, you’re the best, Portia. Thanks for...uh...letting me take this picture?