Seeing as I am the best pirate captain on the ocean, I thought I'd share my knowledge with aspiring pirate captains (not you Steve) Ask me anything.
Ooc: Recap of blog lore under the cut
General Blog Lore: Jack and Anne Bonny are married but they're not committed about it. Anne Bonny has a husband and a wife.
Jack is illiterate and has a cabin boy who types for him. This cabin boy was generated when I made a joke about Jack dictating to me, the mod, and now I have an accidental self insert. He sometimes makes comments or answers questions. This will always be marked as Cabin Boy note: (whatever he was going to say) or #cabin boy answers
Jack has a calico cat named Tequila who's job it is to catch mice on his ship
The "story" so far: Jack was not killed by the canon ball at the end of episode 8 (he is still cursed by Buttons). He instead floated in the ocean for a while with a bunch of broken ribs. He washed up on the shore and stole a boat from a port girls father (port girl played by a repeat Anon)
Stede and Jack started flirting but in a nemesis way. Jack confessed to calling Ed babygirl and Stede challenged him to a duel about it.
Ed got really pissed at Jack about Jack flirting with Stede and they began vaguing back and forth at each other. Jack revealed that he thought Stede was a Navy plant to try to take out Blackbeard and also said some embarrassing stuff about caring about Ed.
Jack ran a background check on Stede by kidnapping a few people from Barbados.
Ed declared that no one was allowed to be injured or maimed during the duel. Jack got around this by tickling Stede until he forfeited. Tequila stayed behind to hang out with Ed and Stede's cat after Jack left, unbeknownst to Jack.
Mary Bonnet challenged Jack to a duel. I can't remember why but I think it was because Jack accused her and Stede of being a straight couple. Jack got shot in the leg.
Jack went back to pick up Tequila and he and Ed had an off screen conversation where Ed and Jack agreed to try out being friends.
And then I quit blogging because the only still active blog other than me was the Stede one and me and the mod have each other blocked because the mod was doing genocide apologia and accusing Jewish activist organizations of race faking on their main so I just packed it in because nobody who I don't have disdain for wanted to play pirates with me anymore. We had a good run folks.
