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Once in a while, I do some sketchings and this time it so happens to be of my now shared husband, Marehem. Perhaps I should finish this. Mmm, I’m proud of my Aussie Bugboy. Hope this isnt too spicy for anyone out there.. this IS supposed to be an 18+ blog.. there are to be NO MINORS. Anyway.. enjoy a little eye-candy.
Here are more of the demons I have encountered as well as an updated look of Lucifer. The two uncolored sketches are Beelzebub of Gluttony and Belphegor of Sloth.
These are them just being casual but dont be fooled, they are some of Hell’s most powerful demons. I’m just fortunate that they happen to like me. I know you can usually find Beelz at any one of Mammon’s casinos and buffets, hanging with both Belphie and Mammon. Those three usually are seen together. Beelz hates being alone during thunderstorms, and his favorite food are those greasy cheesy multi patty cheeseburgers . And Belphie absolutely loves making homemade food from scratch, despite being the demon of self serving smart tech and hands free devices. His favorite is brick oven rustic pizza.
Fun fact about my Lucifer: Luce is merged with Asmodeus, as in if Asmo needs to recharge or low on magic or energy, he can retreat into Lucifer’s mind and they can share a single host body, and vice versa with Luce, he can linger in the background of Asmo’s mind if need be. They have a mind link which they can see what the other sees and all. I can usually tell who is fronting by their eye color and demeanor. Luce will always have blue/gold eyes, while Amso has deep crimson. They both have a deep love of dark chocolate.
It's good to see you around again
“Its good to be back!! It took me a little while but I found a way back. You cant keep me away for long! I hope everything is going well up there!! I swear I feel like I’m on a vacation over here! Its a lot different than I expected.”
Art of Carmen and their demon oc Rita by my good friend Talisman <3
I was delighted to see you back on my Activity! Just went down your blog to catch up. So happy that things are going better for you.
Stole the world and then swiped Hell too! You been busy, Lady!
“Oh indeed I have!! I’ll have to make a full post catching up!! And don’t you worry, I have M here as well. I had no idea he was a demon! Apparently he is an ArchDuke of the Wrath Ring, and his true name is Malphas, Marehem is just his mortal alias!! That sneaky bastard!
Either way, I hope to give a full report shortly and explain how Lucifer and Asmodeus fit into all this. I’ll need to show off my new friends as well!! The other DemonKings of the Sinful Rings are so sweet to me, I’m grateful to call them allies and friends! I cant wait for you all to meet them!
“No. Not anymore. I used to but I see now that it all leads back to this, and I wouldnt change a damn thing! I’m actually really happy for once, like truly happy.”
“Oh, everything is just fine!! RL tests continue to be good. And in Story, times itself have never been better! I had to make a few adjustments but things have gotten unexpectedly better. A few new things that I need to adjust for is.. well, I cant exactly get home anymore… I have no way back yet.
You see.. I kinda sorta… permanently died. And after a while I got bored and stole Hell and became Queen. I mean, I’m staying out of trouble now but I got into the biggest trouble in order to get here..”
Good April Fool’s dear mortals. Don’t fret, its just your humble little Prince of Darkness. You can call me Luce. Just to give a little heads up, your dear little pony thief is still galavanting around, I’m keeping her well occupied~ I have plenty of plans in motion for her. You will just have to wait a little while longer, you can do that for me, right? Perfect.
Now run along, I still have all Nine Circles to rule and Hell forbid I be late to the next meeting. Being the Morningstar is no easy feat, but someone has to be the devil in the details~
"Do you hear about a new game coming out, Carmen?"
LOL YES! I have!! I was pinged like ten times by people on my Discord and Telegram. LOL Good news is that I finally have my own computer after like five years of literally not having one and having to borrow my irl husband’s, but I couldnt download or play games on it, since I couldnt use it often at all. Plus he was using it most of the time.. and so I was stuck on Mobile for a TON of things.
But Now I have the computer.. I just dont actually know if I want to play the game. It looks fun but there are a few aesthetic things that kinda poke me the wrong way and its reeeally hard to explain. Could be my pickiness is showing but some things just dont seem.. right. Like some are movement wise or physics wise and even design wise. I almost enjoy watching other people play more than playing myself. I dunno. Maybe I’m not destined to be a gamer. Lol
“Then go ahead and explain, Little Bird.. They’re waiting…”
-NEW PONDIEGO AU DROP-
I CAN EXPLAIN.
I got some wonderful art by some really neat friends!! Carmen in her Dullahan costume for Halloween/Nightmare Night was made by the wonderful Hadowoony!! And the Adorable Pony Carmen with RASCAL hanging out as cyborgs like to do, was done by the amazing Talisman!! I’ll have to draw some things up while I’ll be away this weekend at a Halloween Fur con in Connecticut!
Congratulations on completing your fortieth trip around the sun! As one who has made the trip, I wish you all the success and fortune for another forty and more!
Thank you so much! I very much appreciate the warm wishes! Lets all grow old together!! <3
Well, that was a quiet birthday that came and gone. The big 4-0. Pretty good for leveling this existence for that long. I’m grateful to spend the past 12 years of that 40 with you all. Here is to another lifetime worth of fun with everyone who is willing to stay by this thief’s side. I’ll be celebrating for the rest of the month, so theres no rush. I’m not going anywhere.
M: Boo! Made ya look! Fuckin jumpscare. *cackles*
A little something silly. Sorry for no sound.
Here Be Spoilers: The TL;DR Version
Skip this post if you dont wanna know. But you’ll still find out anyway.
Carmen and VILE go on more heists, Carmen wearing a brown wig to conceal the changes she went through.
Aciano and Blendin finally meet as brothers but not before accidentally sharing a cute gay romantic exchange as strangers. Whoops! Well now they know and it takes a while for it not to be awkward between them, so they’re chill now. Ty, Blendin’s boyfriend, being open and understanding, never lets Blendin live it down, even after its revealed that Blendin IS the magician’s assistant!! The boys and Daring end up finding an Enby pickpocket and befriending them, they join VILE but they get along better with the kids than anything so Carmen decides to adopt the pickpocket, an Owlin named Puck. Child count is now 4.
Carmen and Kiros go on a heist in the 1700’s Caribbean but got shipwrecked, damaging their C5 Doorway devices and not having a way home. So an hour heist turned into a couple months island vacation on a deserted island where natives mistake Kiros to be a God. Theres more tea to spill. Because they were only supposed to be gone an hour, Carmen did not bring any of her medication with her. The exact medication that suppresses heat cycles to a more manageable experience and acts as her birth control as well. And not to forget, Kiros has an ability that amplifies and absorbs pheromones. Time goes by and they finally get saved by some quick thinking and a few dozen messages tucked into bottles, and gave everyone quite the surprise when they returned home, and Carmen carrying TWINS. Updated child count to 6.
At least six months after the Twins’ birth, which were two girls, Desiree and Mira, everything seemed to be back to normal. M had taken more than a simple liking to Lekir’s friend Kalai as to which they were actively courting. Lekir, Kiros and Wally were helping Carmen care for the twins. Wally getting more and more distant though. Carmen confronts him and he tries to make it up to her by giving her a wonderful wedding anniversary full of romance and passion.
That last part really becomes a sour note because during their passionate love making, Wally starts crying after their climax and slips a nerve blocker emp sticker to her back, a little higher than he meant to, not only disabling her cybernetics but paralyzing her to where she could only move her eyes and breathe. She couldnt even speak or ask why. He hadn’t even pulled out yet and his hands clutched around her throat. He begged himself not to do it but he also begged for her forgiveness because he couldnt stop. He squeezed, crushing her esophagus, trachea and finally her neck snaps. His words to her was that soon the RAINE will wash it all away. She literally goes brain dead gone for a good while as he makes his escape, with the twins. So little innocent Wally just committed murder and kidnapping in one swoop. All because he was blackmailed. Sure, he was cured from the disease but not the muscle control..
And the Blackmailers? They are called RAINE, led by a stallion named Gunnar Maelstrom. Yes, that one from the two other Carmen Sandiego cartoons of 2019 and 1990. In fact, this Maelstrom knows it too because he enlisted those Maelstroms’ help in planning Carmen’s downfall since before the museum fire as well as boosting productivity and success of RAINE for their own profit. RAINE is a shadow government Syndicate that practically makes the world run, from economics to politics to even school boards and town hall meetings. They are like the illuminati meets Masons only with the charisma of celebrities and influencers but the audacity of fascists and Nazis. They let the public think they are in control of their lives but we all know how the public can be swayed and bought. Immigration issues and turbulent border control fuel the paranoia of the “Unnaturals”, or ones who are unconventional hybrids or even beings who supposedly live past their means by way of magical or artificial enhancements, prosthetics must only provide the ability as a normal limb would, other disabled beings were shunned and separated, shipped to “healing facilities” where they mysteriously disappear, creatures that are hybrids are sent away to other camps and programs advertised to assist and help but thats never the case. Each one is experimented upon to find more ways to eliminate further advances of the individuals and their kin. Wolf in sheep’s clothing. These are the same people who forced Waldo’s hands to break his wife’s neck on their anniversary and kidnap newborn twins for two reasons: elimination of a constant problem and the gaining of long sought after DNA of escaped SCP-682, in the hopes of finding a way to finally terminate Kiros as a favor to the SCP Foundation, who was also in RAINE’s pocket.
Back to Carmen, whose body was starting to get cold, was discovered by M who tried to revive her via CPR. Luckily, he discovered that Carmen had a gift from Daring implanted into her chest, a coin with a phoenix on it, and if the holder dies suddenly, it will ignite and revive and heal the body to the point before the mortal wound occurred. She soon was lit up like a bonfire, destroying her sheets, but otherwise had a sore throat and a long lasting bruise around her neck, this is also where the circle shape under her collar bone appears. So she finally awakens and she was PISSED.
Carmen LIFTED her no kill ban. She was out for blood, and she wanted Wally’s. She ordered everyone to get as much info on RAINE as they could find, searching for Wally and going on the offensive with utterly destroying multiple facilities, freeing as many people as possible from the harmful experimental imprisonment and elimination. RAINE soon learned about this and changed its facilities to reflect more innocent facilities such as children’s hospitals and pet shelters, painting Carmen and VILE as terrorists rather than just thieves.
One of the last missions the team went on to destroy a facility, M and Lekir followed a lead where they could have found Waldo. M was caught off guard as he was stuck with a needle and injected with special serums that stripped him of his powers, leaving him trapped in a glass enclosure as a mere mortal. And he was forced to watch as RAINE fatally strikes down Lekir, no wounds, no damage, just no more life left and drops dead. M still blames himself for her death.
Now, with both lovers gone, Carmen has gone on the warpath but is advised by Lekir’s other friend from Cador. She strikes a deal where Celica helps infiltrate and eliminates the seats in power and swaps them out with her own people, striving for better change and trustworthy governments and all. They finally have a showdown with the Maelstroms but VILE is triumphant once and for final with the element of surprise, Carmen taking Maelstrom’s seat of power for herself, effectively stealing the entire world. She starts making the world a better place, even finding her twin daughters in a pocket world where they have aged and raised to hunt and hate Carmen and VILE. They soon learn the truth and join VILE reluctantly at first.
Carmen then gets word that Waldo was found in Times Square. After a brief chase and rainy rooftop scuffle resulting in a skyscraper drop to the pavement below, both surviving, Wally still on the wet pavement and Carmen pointing her gun directly to his face, she almost pulls the trigger. A crowd has formed.
M comes out and touches her horn, making her pull the trigger, just missing his head, and her body falls to the ground unconscious. The scene past M walks in on. Past M thought Carmen died then. As does the rest of the world. After she wakes up back at VILE from being unconscious, she watches the news and decides its best leave this as it is, but continues heists on other worlds, going as far as having a public funeral for herself, closing the book on the BackStory.
After some time, the kids grown and both kids and Agents went off to have families of their own, heists slow down and VILE itself falls into obscurity over the years. Carmen herself goes off and disappears off grid without warning. By then, her name is spoken in whispers, much like superstitions among the new crime lords rising into power. Older generations remember the myth of the Red Rogue, and her war against those who did wrong. As if her ghost were to come and turn their reign asunder if they even breathed wrong. The younger generations were more brazen. A new wave of crime has resurfaced, taking city districts as their own, even the reformed ACME Agency couldnt keep them in check this time. The Faculty, lead by a Lee Jordan, former apprentice of Maelstrom, dares to attempt to rekindle his own version of RAINE.
He isnt the only youngster looking to rekindle old practices. A young vixen who has ghost related powers, attempts to bring the old team back together with the help of her parents: M and Kalai. Only thing, a lot of time has passed and the old team can only mentor now, she will need to find a new team to take on the Faculty. But first, she needs to find the Red Rogue’s ghost herself within the cyberpunk concrete jungle she was last rumored to be spotted.
Only the vixen finds.. that Red Rogue’s ghost isnt a ghost at all. Carmen is alive and well. And she upgraded her look to be near all cybernetic and has a new animal companion and watchdog, a white cerberus yokai hybrid named Xerxes.
And now we have been brought to the current storyline. Enjoy your stay.
How have you been Carmen?
Honestly, a little stressed irl with various things that keep me away from the heists I have lined up but thats ok. I’m still going to continue writing, when I can that is, but I do want to pose a question.
Would anyone be opposed to me skipping ahead to current story time and give a TL;DR version of what happens?
Like I said, I’ll be still writing the rest of the backstory. Its just, the SEQUEL just hit me and wow. I am ITCHING to let you all in on it. I wouldn’t mind some brainstorming too.
Funny how ideas just slap me in the face when I literally cannot do anything about it due to irl priorities..