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I'm thinking about auditioning. By fanstuck, I assume it's along the lines of sollux & bees and equius & horses?

Yup!! It’s fanonstuck, basically we are the fanon, or really shitty fandom interpretations of the characters

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Bro is offline

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bro, is that sharpie someone scribbled on ur face when u took a nap or somethin?

What the fuck did ya say about my beard?

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Bro your beard is so manly.

Of course it is

It always is

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Are we able to do humanstuck?

Yes of course

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Can I maybe audition for Lil' Hal?

Of course! Audition information can be found here!

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Bro is online

You lil’ shits should talk to me

Been real lonsome

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tC: NiGhT BrOs AnD sIs'S :O)

GaMzEe iS oFfLiNe

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L3t m3 S3DUC3 U W THIS BUCK3T <3<3<3<

tC: ShIt MaN yOu CaN mOtHeRfUcKiNg TrY I gUeSs

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how are things in the fridge

tC: why don't you MOTHINGFUCKING OPEN THE DOOR and find out how MOTHINGFUCKING THINGS are going brother

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Gamzee wanna slam this wicked motherfucking faygo with me

tC: FuCk YeAh, I nEeD sOmE mOrE wIcKeD eLiXiR

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ThE gAmZeE iS oN

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Jake English is Offline.

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Jaaaaek im just so totlly in love with yuo~ *Jake *totally *you

GT: Well Roxy I’m going to have to decline that offer. 

GT: I have to suck Mr. Strider’s dick!

[ask-fanonstuck]

Jake English is Online!

GT: Good golly! Blimey how about to spiffy questions!

[ask-fanonstuck]

sollux flew away

the bee ii2 gone

((sollux is offline))

[ask-fanonstuck]

@sollux: sock cock

ugh

doe2 thii2 count?