who needs school

megamind is a masterpiece

[ask-flash-the-man]

im sorry ive been gone for so long :(

[peterisspidermanconfirmed]

if you don’t support bi/pan lesbians please get off my page

[panna-acida]

Captain Marvel 2019   #15

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[thefactsofthematter]

[quietly9]

[ask-flash-the-man]

i dropped out like 5 months ago yall missing out

[ask-flash-the-man]

Highkey agree with the bio

anyone who says they don’t like megamind is a liar

[transpeterman]

Tony: *turns over in bed at 4 am*

Peter, upside down, inches from his face: so I was- stop screaming it’s just me- I was thinking for the next mission I coul-

[ask-flash-the-man]

@ask-peter-b-parker

[unicornswithbowties]

loki ain’t messing around I’m in love

[bridgioto]

Good Nerds

[irnstrange]

Peter: Fight me!

Ned: You say ‘fight me’ with a whole lot of confidence for someone who has to hold back tears whenever somebody yells at them…

[ask-flash-the-man]

@ask-peter-b-parker

[incorrect-marvel-quotes]

Ned: Oh, my God.

*Spider-Man swinging around*

Ned: Oh, my God. He’s on X-Games mode.

[ask-flash-the-man]

@ask-peter-b-parker

[the-faultofdaedalus]

Glow tattoo tony because again, the discord chat are all enablers

[ilovetomotoes3000]

Peter: *on the phone* I’m gonna our you in speaker for a second while I clean up the blood real quick mr. Stark

Tony: What blood?

Peter: Oh, no, don’t worry about it, it’s mine.

Tony: whAT BLOOD?

Peter: sorry mr Stark I have to go get another roll of paper towels since it’s already used the whole first roll.

Tony: How much blood is there?

Peter: enough

Tony: Enough for you to still be alive in the morning or enough for a satanic ritual?

Tony: Peter?

Tony: peTER?

Tony: PETER

[ask-flash-the-man]

@ask-peter-b-parker could you 🅱️lease sto🅱️ dying,

FOR FIVE MINUTES?!?!!?

[ask-peter-b-parker]

Eh no promises.

[ask-flash-the-man]

this is a personal offense

[heretic-sys]

[ilovetomotoes3000]

Peter: *on the phone* I’m gonna our you in speaker for a second while I clean up the blood real quick mr. Stark

Tony: What blood?

Peter: Oh, no, don’t worry about it, it’s mine.

Tony: whAT BLOOD?

Peter: sorry mr Stark I have to go get another roll of paper towels since it’s already used the whole first roll.

Tony: How much blood is there?

Peter: enough

Tony: Enough for you to still be alive in the morning or enough for a satanic ritual?

Tony: Peter?

Tony: peTER?

Tony: PETER

[ask-flash-the-man]

@ask-peter-b-parker could you 🅱️lease sto🅱️ dying,

FOR FIVE MINUTES?!?!!?

[ask-peter-b-parker]

Eh no promises.

[ask-flash-the-man]

this is a personal offense

[ilovetomotoes3000]

Peter: *on the phone* I’m gonna our you in speaker for a second while I clean up the blood real quick mr. Stark

Tony: What blood?

Peter: Oh, no, don’t worry about it, it’s mine.

Tony: whAT BLOOD?

Peter: sorry mr Stark I have to go get another roll of paper towels since it’s already used the whole first roll.

Tony: How much blood is there?

Peter: enough

Tony: Enough for you to still be alive in the morning or enough for a satanic ritual?

Tony: Peter?

Tony: peTER?

Tony: PETER

[ask-flash-the-man]

@ask-peter-b-parker could you 🅱️lease sto🅱️ dying,

FOR FIVE MINUTES?!?!!?

[ask-peter-b-parker]

Eh no promises.

[ask-flash-the-man]

this is a personal offense

[totalfuckingbitch-deactivated20]

Don’t have kids if you’re traumatized and it’s going to get in the way of raising a kid safely and healthily and not in a way that’s also gonna traumatize them in a different way. And don’t have kids if you think it’s going to “heal yourself through the purest form of love” children and their childhoods aren’t your guinea pigs to experiment with for your own healing

[dahliacarla-2150-deactivated202]

Wait. Um. Excuse you? 🤨

[jchxjvgzhxhcifgckcgsiho]

I think op was pretty clear? Don’t have kids if you’re not in a place mentally where u can give them a healthy childhood. Traumatizing ur kids won’t fix your own trauma, all it’ll do is create more traumatized people. Children are people and u can’t just use them as some sort of fun project to get over your own issues

[rorytelling]

“don’t abuse kids”

“excuse you???”

[ilovetomotoes3000]

Peter: *on the phone* I’m gonna our you in speaker for a second while I clean up the blood real quick mr. Stark

Tony: What blood?

Peter: Oh, no, don’t worry about it, it’s mine.

Tony: whAT BLOOD?

Peter: sorry mr Stark I have to go get another roll of paper towels since it’s already used the whole first roll.

Tony: How much blood is there?

Peter: enough

Tony: Enough for you to still be alive in the morning or enough for a satanic ritual?

Tony: Peter?

Tony: peTER?

Tony: PETER

[ask-flash-the-man]

@ask-peter-b-parker could you 🅱️lease sto🅱️ dying,

FOR FIVE MINUTES?!?!!?

[ask-peter-b-parker]

Eh no promises.

[ask-flash-the-man]

this is a personal offense