The JJBA Kids Are Not Alright

follows from @valor-selfships! mun is 22 but this will not have nsfw content! ask blog for jjba / jojo's bizarre adventure fankids. i'm new to the fandom so pls be nice! this is a rather extensive au and many things are different! please make sure to check out the navigation page at /nav if you're not on mobile. if you are, search the blog for "navigation"! asks: 0 queue: 0 kids introduced: 0/265

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SO here’s what i’m gonna do with this here blog

firstly, before anything else, i’m completely clearing out this blog, so all the old posts n shit are getting deleted! gonezo! bye-bye!

1. re-organize all the pages n shit, make everything up to date and streamlined

2. re-work the pinned post to include easily readable information

3. kid profiles. posted and updated and tagged clearly.

4. family information, as well as updated information on this verse’s canon characters and OCs who are parents but not fankids

5. introductory story posts!!! yeah!!!

feel free to follow for progress n updates!

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//ooc: fellas...

i am pleased to announce that this blog will soon be hosting ... an opening event!

essentially, the event will be interactive, with you the blog reader attempting to piece together the individual stories and recounting of events which make up the storyline of the individual fanparts the kids come from in order to understand the full story and events therein! because this blog is set after the main stories take place! ... sort of. this blog technically exists in a state of liquid time. in short... different “story threads” on this blog, even if they include the same characters, can take place at different times and tell different stories, so long as, you know, it’s not in the same post thread. so basically, timelines will never converge on a singular post! however, as long as the individual posts are different, anything is possible! (so if someone sends an ask focused during, say, 2018, and a different ask is then sent focused during 2024, both of those threads can run concurrently as long as they, yknow, don’t require any kind of interaction. so a character in 2018 can’t interact with a character in 2024. however, the 2018 versions of those characters can interact with each other! so on and so forth)

right now i’m working out a few details, like which characters we’ll start with being available and more specific instructions. but DEFINITELY get hype, and come read what’s on the blog/available to read already!!

[ask-jjbanextgen]

SO here’s what i’m gonna do with this here blog

firstly, before anything else, i’m completely clearing out this blog, so all the old posts n shit are getting deleted! gonezo! bye-bye!

1. re-organize all the pages n shit, make everything up to date and streamlined

2. re-work the pinned post to include easily readable information

3. kid profiles. posted and updated and tagged clearly.

4. family information, as well as updated information on this verse’s canon characters and OCs who are parents but not fankids

5. introductory story posts!!! yeah!!!

feel free to follow for progress n updates!

[ask-jjbanextgen]

haha! step zero and step 1 are done!

[ask-jjbanextgen]

To the Brando kids, who do you think has the most powerful stand out of all of you?

Everyone immediately points to CARLOTTA BRANDO!

CARLOTTA BRANDO: I mean... I guess? In terms a’ potential, mine’s the strongest. But I can barely control ‘er so. Royals is kinda hit or miss.

TEDDY BRANDO: ...

CARLOTTA BRANDO: don’t.

TEDDY BRANDO: I GUESS SHE NEVER MISS, HUH?

Cue CARLOTTA chasing TEDDY out of the room.

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what are your opinions on sharks? and if any of you have a favorite type what is it? :]

KAGURA KUJO busts down the door!

KAGURA KUJO: Personally, I’m a little basic on my favorites but Great Whites are my favorites simply ‘cause they’re so misunderstood. They kinda remind me of my Dad (Jotaro). And all sharks are queens! Or kings. Or whatever they want to be referred to as, I dunno, I’m not a shark.

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What's yall favorite flavors of icecream? (Whoever likes it)

// oldest la squadra kids gang time

STRAWBERRY FROYO “ROY” CANNIZZARO: Strawberry. Fight me.

PANINI NERO: Mint chocolate chip or bust!

GALLINACCI LUDOVISI: Lemon’s pretty good.

BIANCHETTI FIBONACCI: Vanilla. Square up, Roy.

BONARDA FIBONACCI: Bianchetti, stop! Anyway, I like banana.

// in order: roy is sorlato, panini is risopro, gallinacci is formaggio/melone/illuso (biologically formaggio/melone), bianchetti and bonarda are ghiapesci

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pineapple on pizza yes or no?

Literally all of them: Hell no. We’re not heathens.

Panini, being a fucking gremlin: Yes.

-cue the rest of the kids chasing Panini out of the room-

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Asking any of you, what's your opinion on BEES?

CARLOTTA BRANDO: My opinion on bees ‘s jus’ th’ “BEES?!” card from CAH.

KOKORO KUJO: They’re important to the environment. I respect that.

PICASSO BUCCIARATI: I used to pet bees on the playground when I was a kid to scare the other kids into submission.

TWOEY DEUS: All animals are important, so I respect and enjoy bees.

PANINI NERO: Fuckin’ black and yellow lookin’ motherfuckers making nests on my front porch motherfuckers, fuzzy-ass big-ass fat-ass motherfuckers coming at me while I’m walking home from school like bitch I’ve lived in this house longer than you, try me.

JOAN JOESTAR: Kiss bees!

JOSELYN JOESTAR: Bees’re great! As long as they stay away from me!

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yall got fav food/drinks?

Junior: “I like anything with seafood!”

Leonardo: “I prefer water when it comes to drinks... as for food, anything light.”

Picasso: “Whiskey.”

Jenny: “I could eat an entire chocolate cake in five minutes if no one stopped me.”

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How much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck could chuck wood?

Junior: “You’d be better off asking a woodchuck, friend.”

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@ all you are babi

Picasso: “I am not baby. But thank you for the sentiment.”

Leonardo: “I am baby! Thank you, nonny.”