“Im In Missouri”

No 18+. I can’t handle it mentally.

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“Hey Miz! Sorry for being gone so long, I’m okay, though! How’re you, bud?” -Wy

“Ah- I’m glad you’re okay I was a bit worried- but I’m doing well!”

[alex-fa-main]

i cant believe miz is homophobic, and killed wy, 

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“Im literally gay tf”

[alex-fa-main]

and youre homophobic what isnt clicking 

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“IM NOT”

[alex-fa-main]

you literally killed wy bc hes gay?? thats homophobia 

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“I what”

[alex-fa-main]

WE ALL KNOW YOU KILLED WY 

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“What’s a boti??”

[alex-fa-main]

imagine if mai was like dead lol 

[ask-miserable-missouri]

"D:"

[alex-fa-main]

i cant believe miz is homophobic, and killed wy, 

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“Im literally gay tf”

[alex-fa-main]

and youre homophobic what isnt clicking 

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“IM NOT”

[alex-fa-main]

you literally killed wy bc hes gay?? thats homophobia 

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“I what”

[alex-fa-main]

WE ALL KNOW YOU KILLED WY 

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“What’s a boti??”

[alex-fa-main]

i cant believe miz is homophobic, and killed wy, 

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“Im literally gay tf”

[alex-fa-main]

and youre homophobic what isnt clicking 

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“IM NOT”

[alex-fa-main]

you literally killed wy bc hes gay?? thats homophobia 

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“I what”

[alex-fa-main]

i cant believe miz is homophobic, and killed wy, 

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“Im literally gay tf”

[alex-fa-main]

and youre homophobic what isnt clicking 

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“IM NOT”

[alex-fa-main]

i cant believe miz is homophobic, and killed wy, 

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“Im literally gay tf”

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“I’m pretty sure it’s a synonym for good! Like… ‘Oh, that’s so poggers!’”

Ulises tried to explain with their limited knowledge of the word.

“Interesting.”

[ask-utah-deactivated20230121]

“Hey, by the way, Miz? Where did you meet Nio?”

Ulises asked, rubbing the back of their neck shyly. They knew it was a bit out of the blue, but they didn’t want to beat around the bush.

“I… I would like to go there so I could have a shot at finding love to! Or is that weird…”

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“Oh we just met in some cafe”

[ask-utah-deactivated20230121]

“Oh! That’s nice. I wonder if there’s any nice single people there that would like me…” Ulises sighed. “I doubt it.”

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“There might be! I can take you there if you’d like-”

[ask-utah-deactivated20230121]

“Yeah!! I’d love to go- just let me put a different shirt on-“

Ulises ran out of the room, excited, and rushed back in a few minutes later with a nice new shirt.

“I doubt I’ll meet anyone, but if I do I wanna look nice!”

[ask-miserable-missouri]

Missouri smiled.

“You look great! Let’s go”

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“I’m pretty sure it’s a synonym for good! Like… ‘Oh, that’s so poggers!’”

Ulises tried to explain with their limited knowledge of the word.

“Interesting.”

[ask-utah-deactivated20230121]

“Hey, by the way, Miz? Where did you meet Nio?”

Ulises asked, rubbing the back of their neck shyly. They knew it was a bit out of the blue, but they didn’t want to beat around the bush.

“I… I would like to go there so I could have a shot at finding love to! Or is that weird…”

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“Oh we just met in some cafe”

[ask-utah-deactivated20230121]

“Oh! That’s nice. I wonder if there’s any nice single people there that would like me…” Ulises sighed. “I doubt it.”

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“There might be! I can take you there if you’d like-”

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“I’m pretty sure it’s a synonym for good! Like… ‘Oh, that’s so poggers!’”

Ulises tried to explain with their limited knowledge of the word.

“Interesting.”

[ask-utah-deactivated20230121]

“Hey, by the way, Miz? Where did you meet Nio?”

Ulises asked, rubbing the back of their neck shyly. They knew it was a bit out of the blue, but they didn’t want to beat around the bush.

“I… I would like to go there so I could have a shot at finding love to! Or is that weird…”

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“Oh we just met in some cafe”

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“I’m pretty sure it’s a synonym for good! Like… ‘Oh, that’s so poggers!’”

Ulises tried to explain with their limited knowledge of the word.

“Interesting.”

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“What’s a poggers”

[ask-miserable-missouri]

Kentucky smacked down a pound of mutton “Do not fight me, we are having barbecue.”

“We are?-”

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“I got so tired of dealing with my own issues I decided to help people deal with theirs”

[askwyoming]

"wy whats the maple persons name???" -Miz

“...Alex, Miz.”

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“Ah okay that’s cool lets hope I remember that-”

[askrhodey]

“Oh hey there Rhodes! How are you?” -Miz

"hiya miz!!"

"im good, not too excited for the heat but hey swimming is fun"

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“I’m glad you’re doing well! And yeah, swimming is always fun-”

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“I’ve given Nio about three different dates for when my birthday is and Im pretty sure none of them are correct-“

[ask-miserable-missouri]

“I don’t know what my zodiac sign is I don’t know when I was born”