Welcome to Strex Corp ©

Desert Bluffs Hello there, my name is Ricardo Strex and, as you may or may not have noticed, I'm the head of Strex Corp. On this Blog me and Desert Bluffs radiohost, Kevin Free, are going to answer you some questions. (His idea, not mine. And I really have no clue where he got that grand idea from. Anyway..) Like I said, we're here to answer all of your questions that you may have in your mind. I'm not very familiar with any of this.. blog-things, but I think Kevin is very well educated in such business. (And I still don't get why he picked me to writhe this description.) Anyway. Just send us an "ask" and we'll answer as soon as we can., Kind regards, R. Strex Night Vale Hello Listeners, this is Cecil. Or now that you are reading this you are much more a reader than a listener, but anway. Welcome to this Tumblr ask-blog! You know, after I have succesfully carved hundrets of wood carvings of Khoshekh, I decided I should go a step further and open up a blog where I can share all of my personal experiences with the world wide web. And with my personal experience I mean actually Carlos and my personal experience So if you feel the need to ask us something that the Secret Police couldn't tell you already, just drop in an ask. Love, Cecil ♥

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Oh Jake, please. I saw your tags. As if you would mind seeing me a bit nude.

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{{ Since Nic is at work I thought I might introduce the next character~ }}

Hello, you may know me as Jake, I’m Marcus Vanstons personal assistent.

.. who basically owns this blog and a whole company in desert bluffs now? I don’t know. I’m gone for literally just 3 hours and something like this happens.

Also: Marc- I mean, Mr Vanston tried to cook? For some reason? Let’s just say: I’m glad that the kitchen still stands. (Or the whole house.)

Anyway. Like I said, I’m his personal assistent. Meaning that I’m responsible for most of the things Mr Vanston can’t do on his own. Like, cooking, cleaning the house.. Many things. Mr Vanston wants something? I’m the one to get what he wants or to do what needs to be done.

And since this is my bosses blog now, I’ll be active here as well.

I guess that’s it for now. Thanks for your time. (and sorry for my bosses cooking-skills)

Have a nice day.

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Your new OC is amazing! And it's no problem if it's a mess, you're the best~

{{ We just got out of the shower - so the deepest apologies for looking like a mess.Thanks so much anon! We’ve had this OC for such a long time actually and now we thought we just introduce this one to the world wide web.And thank you again, you are the best! ♥- Nic & Steph }}

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{{ Just so that you know, this blog is going to be about far too many characters. Since we both love cosplaying and especially Night Vale Characters.. like.. we have about 3 more characters to go and we’re not even done yet.  We’re a mess. Thanks so much for all of you who are following us, sharing our stuff or who just show their appreciation of what we do. We are really thankfull for that and that keeps us going and motivated.  I mean, after all we’re just some nerds doing weird stuff in even weirder outfits and character representations. Seriously, thanks. - Steph (Carlos, Ricardo etc etc etc hgfdjskfjfsdklfdsgjlkdfgj aaaaaaaah...) }}

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Time to introduce our OC ♥

{{ This is Jeremy. }}

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I  hate   my  life.

I was here before Carlos. We know each other since College and have been best friends since then.  I was able to stay here for a whole month, then I needed to go back and moved into a mental hospital for a while.

I just wanted to have some time with my family after I got out of there. But one day, I woke up outside in the desert. I was back in Night Vale.

I cried 2 weeks straight.

The worst thing here? Everything. The people are mad, the grocery shops dont make sense at all and Cecil Palmer is the worst of all. What is this place even? I hate everything. Plus: I am literally unable to leave. I tried (and cried) multiple times. 

You know, I studied medicine and I’m currently forced to work in the Night Vale Community Hospital (Or whatever they want to call that place since they put a ‘Community’ in front of every place where lots of people are) and I have a hard time to tell the doctors there, that you cannot fix a broken leg through cutting out the lungs and glue them on the broken leg. Thats not how that works, but do they listen? NOOOOoOOoOo.

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What does Kevin think about Marcus owning Strexcorp?

Well, you know, with business cooperations the CEOs come and go. It’s the circle of business, so when Mr. Vanston is CEO I am sure there must be some reason for it.Besides, Ricardo now has much more time for me ♥There is always an upside.

- Kevin

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Ricardo: No. I’m not going to accept this! What is this sh*t even?! You can’t be serious.

Ricardo: Marcus Vanston is NOT owning my company, nor is he owning this blog. Not now, not ever.

Marcus: Well uhm ... actually. I am the owner of STREX Corp and with that also the owner of this uhm... you know... blog or ... whatever

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Marcus, we all know you can't cook.

Usually I dont need to cook.

Poor people cook or  … whatever.As soon as Jake get’s home he’s gonna do it for me anyway.

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whelp, I tried. I’m blaming this on Jake. ugh.

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What am I going to do with this blog and where the hell is Jake?  Ugh ... that man is unbelievable or something.

He’s not even responding to my text messages ugh .. whatever. ‘m gonna cook myself some food. Ass.

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I’m Marcus Vanston and I’m running this Blog now  ... I guess

Whatever

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Unfinished business? I see what you did there

Well, anon, there is always some unfinished business to attend to.And of course I am a great help for Ricardo.- Kevin

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{{ Quick update on us! owo  We both have to work today, meaning we’re going to answer questions when we come home later, so if you feel like getting involved, you can drop an ask in and we’re going to answer to that later.  We’re going to jump around as Kevin and Ricardo ~♥ Tomorrow there will be Cecil and Carlos ♥, so drop in something for them too if you want, but the answers will follow tomorrow.}}

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So this is me and Ricardo baking ♥ And for the rest of the evening we’re going to attend to some unfinished business..

- Kevin

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Thank you so much anon!♥ But really, we are not cute at all, we prefer the word productive these days.

Yep.

Highly productive.

- Kevin

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Ricardo and I finished baking and I’m making sure that we can share it soon.

Until then we’re both around for questions if you like!