...Please excuse the title. Mabel came up with it.

Paranormal investigator. Traveler of dimensions. You may have read a few journals of mine. The askbox is always open. (...I think I said that right. I admit, I am very unfamiliar with this social media thing.) Stay curious, stay weird, stay kind.

[ask-our-super-smart-grunkle]

Welcome to my blog. I am

Ah, apologies; the kids have just told me that font might get annoying to the eyes.

As I was saying; I am Stanford Pines. For reasons that... would take quite a while to explain, I have been away; and as such, I'm trying to learn about how the world has changed these last thirty years.

So please, feel free to stop by; whether it's for small talk, scientific debate, or even a spirited discussion on the ins and outs of Dungeons, Dungeons, and more Dungeons. ...do people still play it nowadays? I hope so.

Best regards,

(...Oh, ah, just one more thing...

I found this note from a mysterious source located outside our dimension. Curiously, it appears almost invisible to my eyes... Before we discuss anything else, would you mind giving it a read for me?)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I met Grunkle Ford and outnerded him with my Gravity Falls and cryptic creature knowledge. It pissed him off so much that he put my city in a time loop.

[ask-our-super-smart-grunkle]

I do apologise for any distress caused...

...However, while I can assure you that I wasn't involved in this, it does sound terribly like the work of a certain triangle.

[ask-our-super-smart-grunkle]

Daily Brainteaser:

Why did the geometry book look tired?

[ask-our-super-smart-grunkle]

Daily Brainteaser:

What is 'skibidi?' (...Seriously, I have no idea.)

[ask-our-super-smart-grunkle]

Alright, alright, I admit: this isn't really a brainteaser, just a curiosity of mine.

I'll post an actual brainteaser for you shortly.

[ask-our-super-smart-grunkle]

OOC: I ended up making a Bill blog as well, but I think Tumblr doesn't like him (or the Theraprism has him locked up tight) because he doesn't seem to be showing up in the tags amsmamxmsn 😭

It's @for--all--of--eternity, for anyone who might be interested! :3

[ask-our-super-smart-grunkle]

Daily Brainteaser:

What is 'skibidi?' (...Seriously, I have no idea.)

[ask-our-super-smart-grunkle]

Good morning, everyone.

I hope you're all staying safe and comfortable.

The kids and I are going to be making a pillow fort later. You're welcome to join us, if you'd like.

[ask-our-super-smart-grunkle]

Good evening everyone, from me—

—Cartoon Man with Glasses.

...apparently.

[green-kat331]

[snottyshawty]

This quote from the book makes me imagine Ford’s reoccurring dream just being his ass taking one of those online “am I lgbt” tests

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford

[paintedcrows]

#I refuse to believe dipper wouldn’t join in to rewatch lotr with Stanford without a compelling reason#unless that panel is Ford already rewatching tags by @allkindsoffandomshere

Don't worry Dipper's there! he was just getting them snacks <3 (He didn't have the heart to ask Ford to pause.)

Dipper absolutely tries to do the obligatory 'he broke his toe here' bit. (Ford let's Dipper explain it on their rewatch. But first watch is for maximum focus)

[paintedcrows]

I fear I may be cooking here- Family Movie Night!

They join part way through the watch marathon but before long Stan has conked out. Mabel is more invested and a pro at grabbing new snacks

[ask-our-super-smart-grunkle]

My days as a Cipherholic are... not days I am proud of.

[drbtinglecannon]

As a what, Ford?

[ask-our-super-smart-grunkle]

You remind me of someone...

You've been to a lot of dimensions, right? Met a lot of... people? Creatures?

- L.M.

Indeed, I have spent... quite some time away from my home dimension, and in that time, I've met quite a few interesting characters.

Perhaps our paths have crossed before? Or... failing that, I do have a twin brother; maybe he's the one you're thinking of.

[detective-luca-montoya]

Does your brother happen to have three eyes?

[ask-our-super-smart-grunkle]

No, no. Just two.

[ask-our-super-smart-grunkle]

You remind me of someone...

You've been to a lot of dimensions, right? Met a lot of... people? Creatures?

- L.M.

Indeed, I have spent... quite some time away from my home dimension, and in that time, I've met quite a few interesting characters.

Perhaps our paths have crossed before? Or... failing that, I do have a twin brother; maybe he's the one you're thinking of.

[ask-our-super-smart-grunkle]

Daily Brainteaser:

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[ask-our-super-smart-grunkle]

If something "weird" falls into gravity falls, How do they leave? Asking for a... friend. -River styx

Ah! Well, it's far from uncommon for weird things to fall into Gravity Falls. In fact, it's now a recorded phenomenon; in scientific circles, we call it the Natural Law of Weirdness Magnetism.

The problem is, while weirdness is naturally attracted to Gravity Falls, it tends to become... trapped inside, as if by a barrier. There is an equation to break this barrier, but doing so may come with... hazards.

...Please let 'your friend' know that they have my sympathy. If there is anything I can do to help... 'your friend,' then— please, don't hesitate to let me know.