❤️ ❤️ ❤️ Thank you, Megamind! YOU GIVE THE VERY BEST GIANT HUGS!!! The coffee was just what I needed, too, and you even brought me a chocolate eclair! You are, no doubt, the most wonderful Incredibly Handsome Heroic True Love anyone could ask for!
(Also, I ADORE that your kisses tasted like mocha latte and jelly donuts! And here I thought you couldn't get any sweeter! Silly me!)
Do you really think I'm the world's greatest reporter? Aww! Now I'm the one blushing!
Of course, you DO realize that this forces me to retaliate by making you blush even harder? Are you ready? Here it goes!
The Molecular Orbital Theory was developed to construct accurate mathematical models of molecular structures by using a linear combination of the wave functions to express the electrons of each atom, then moving on to minimizing the energy system respecting coefficients of the linear combination at different levels inter-atomic separation.
This yields both the wave functions, or probability amplitude, and molecular energy of the molecule in question, allowing chemists and physicists to estimate the surface interactions between two different molecules based on their energy. For example, the Molecular Orbital Theory can be used to show how the negatively charged electrons of oxygen create a covenant bond with the positively charged protons of hydrogen.
Okay, I KNOW your entire face has to be bright purple now! It looks like I hold the secret to your real weakness, too! 😉 Lucky for you, I'm head-over-heels for my favorite Blue Defender so I'll promise only to use it for the very best reasons!
Now that I probably have your brilliant brain showing a blue screen covered in computing errors and warnings about memory dumps, it's time for the boring stuff. Yes, Matt is not exactly what I would expect an alien being to call himself. I mean, you'd expect something like Zoltor Vizmexel or something, right? But whatever. My friend Andrew used to be called Andrea before he transitioned, so, you know... People have the right to choose whichever name makes them feel like their real selves. I don't judge or ask questions.
And yep! Metroman's real weakness is his mother! It's probably good you forgot about exploring that angle amid all your other amazingly ingenious inventions, though... You couldn't have really made a Robo-Mom.
Well, I mean, you could have. It just wouldn't have been a good idea.
That would have been WAY too evil even by the standards of your most diabolical villainous plots!
But that's not what I want to talk about right now. I want to talk about my Brilliant Blue Beloved and how much he means to me! Because guess what, Megamind?
I love you even more! 💕 💋