Ask the king

The great and mighty Royal Red

[ask-royal-red-sans]

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[forthegothicheroine]

Gonna complain some more about literary discourse. The whole debate over whether villains should be redeemed often ignores a very important question: is it believable, in this particular work, that these particular villains could be reasoned with? Sauron and Swiper the Fox are not the same!

[cipheramnesia]

The irredeemable nature of Swiper, yes.

[future-muse]

Tag game bc I'm bored

1. Something that might surprise your moots ab you

2. Your favorite drink/soda

3. A activity/hobby you do

4. A TV show/movie you're watching rn

5. A book you're reading

6. You're favorite desert

I know these r like stupid questions but I wanted something kinds fun lol

@theinterpretingbookworm @tuckerpillsburyistheloml @wolfstar4life22 @ididntprepareaname @the-moon-and-the-starr @whimsysecrets @ohdearwhoissebastian @stardustsighs @wallyblack1925-offical @sammyartcherub @lokprincess @kylekicksass4418 @indiesleazevibes @artisticdaydream @wishingonfallingstars @actually-an-angel open tags too ♥️ u guys 💋

[arichronistic]

i honestly cant think of anything?

LEMONADE.

all the fiber arts ever (that's a lie its knitting, crochet, sewing, quilting, cross-stitch, embroidery, and latchhook), reading, writing, research, baking

the Pitt

Rereading TSBIT and Anatomy and Physiology for Dummies

hmm. probably either chocolate meringues or lemon cookies.

@chaosbringer2 @bee24cha @ineffablesoup @goddexes

[black--stars]

not tagged but wanted to do this anyway

not sure??

could never choose a favorite, there are so many drinks and they're all so good. recent thing ive tried is the alana cotton candy flavor and i love it

crocheting

actually nothing tbh, i just finished TADC. Some movies I've recently finished are: Trust (2010) (highly recommend), Not Another Teen Movie (2001) (DO NOT WATCH THIS), Pretty Obsession(2012) (its aight), and Abducted by the Teacher (2023) (also pretty good, plus based on a true story)

Girl in Pieces by Kathleen Glasgow (definitely recommend)

Idk man i love icecream i guess

@killer-offical @legalityoftheraccoons @simplystarrysky @merri7 @kass-tasteraphy

[kass-tasteraphy]

uh-

i have 3 dressers

Cream soda/Dr pepper

Art/music making/crafts

the amazing digital circus/underverse

don't really read-

Ice cream/doughnuts

@certified-mothwriter @paper-bag-exploration-syndrome @mx-wanderer @ash-and-dust31

[ash-and-dust31]

1. I hate mint! 😒

2. I love apple juice ^^

3. I do ALOT, so name any craft and ive most likely tried it or seen it

4. Gunna watch Rapunzel tonight!

5. Lightlark :>

6. CHOCOLATE 🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫

@arcivedsystem @royal-blue-sans-askblog @ask-royal-red-sans @ask-ender-sans

[ask-royal-red-sans]

Hmmmhmmhmm

I've never lost a jousting match, and English is my third language

red wine🍷

I eat, sleep, and apparently make bracelets

I'm currently watching strawberry shortcake with my daughter

Don Quixote

Anything chocolate

@certified-mothwriter

[ask-royal-red-sans]

"first love"

[the-irreverend]

I've said this many times before, and I'll say it one more time:

HEALING AND ACCOUNTABILITY ARE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE!

[elaete]

i have so much love in my heart but i am so afraid of giving it away

[tumbleringismycopingmechanism]

FAT HATE

by jeff Sub-humyn

skinny people torture you

by telling you that they need to go on a diet

if they're too fat

what's that make you

you must be really disgusting

in their eyes

skinny people who make a point

to tell you they're on a diet

are hatemongers

TV bombards you

with images of happy skinny people

drinking diet shakes

beautiful happy skinny people

and if you want to be beautiful

you have to be one of them

TV IS TERRORISM

this is beautiful

fat is ugly

thin is beautiful

fat is ugly

thin is beautiful

fat is ugly

you're told over and over and over again

until you believe it

your friends hate you

they say you have such a pretty face

they mean the rest of you is ugly

you walk into a room

and overhear

"isn't 'pretty fat' an oxymoron?

how can you be pretty and fat at the same time"

then your friend is silent

when she notices you're in the room

YOUR FRIENDS ARE HATEMONGERS

doctors tell you for $1,000

they can make you thin

they claim you'll be healthy

and as an added bonus

you'll be beautiful

they just want to cut you open

or starve you

and watch you gain it all back

so you'll give them another $1,000

i've seen it happen before

DOCTORS ARE HATEMONGERS

when you were a child

your parents put you on a forced diet

even your own fucking parents

can't love you for who you are

but oh

you have such a pretty face

and

we just don't want you to get teased at school

(you fat ugly pig)

YOUR PARENTS ARE HATEMONGERS

who gives a fuck

who in the world gives a fuck

what fat people feel

what fat people think

if you object to the massive barrage

of hateful talk on TV by the

aesthetic supremists

you're just being too sensitive

SHUT UP FATSO

you don't count

you don't matter

shut up fatso

(source)

[war-forged-storms]

I have to be honest, when people are objectively into plus sized bodies it turns me on, and I’m not sorry.

I don’t want to have sex where we tiptoe around the fact that I’m fat, I actually want my body to be touched on and groped and worshiped during sex and if someone gonna be weird about it, I’m not going to enjoy myself. I want someone to grab and kiss and mark on my belly the way they would any person no matter the size, as for the rest of me. I’m deserving of that type of sex, and to shame people who want to give me that type of sex just kinda feels weird and fatphobic.

The way that people treat any sort of attraction to fat bodies as fetishization and chasing just frustrates me to no end, sometimes people just are attracted to fat people and know how to love on us the way other people are loved up on.

[cybermanes]

Liquor? Um yeah bud if she’ll let me

[hysteric-boy]

Puppy’s gonna get drunk instead of offing himself everybody say good boy

[probuccalfat]

a man can be your bitch wife if you’re lucky

[do-not-u-dare]

what happened to the light in your eyes where did it go. who stole it. murder and destruction

[druckers]

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

[segamascott]

[maxxie-or-smth]

nothing a cigarette and a blunt and some vodka and calling my senate and researching moral ocd and destroying all of my interpersonal relationships and acting on the urges and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[macabrevampire]

still thinking fondly of people who don't give a shit about me

[dogpuppy]