Ask preggy belle

hi everypony! my name is sweetie belle. im married to the wonderful pony button mash. we have a baby filly named joystick, and are expecting another foal soon...

[ask-soarinsky-deactivated201507]

I'm so sorry sir! i tripped and fell! i'm really really sorry!

*i help you off me and stand* it happens, don’t sweat it

[ask-soarinsky-deactivated201507]

(///д///)

Uh, uh um, I uh.. *I take your hoof and move it away* what are you doing?

[otaku-just-keep-swimming]

[hasikon]

Potato Exorcist

soul potatoe

[bloody-rosee-deactivated2014080]

Potato Wonderland

[delightfulwhisperssandwich]

Bagi the potato of mighty nature…

[ask-soarinsky-deactivated201507]

Attack on potato

[ask-sweetiemash]

potato vampire. :D

[askneonandcrimson]

Pony Prom 2014!!

Neon: Hello everypony! Neon here to let you know that Pony Prom is coming up soon and Crimson here needs a date! Im going with Ask Preggy Belle (http://ask-sweetiemash.tumblr.com/) and hope its gonna be awesome! Again, Crimson needs a date soon so if you want to go with her, just send it here in a question and maybe even ask something while your at it! Thanks for listening! Pony Prom 2014 here we come!

[theodd1sout-deactivated20210101]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[theodd1sout]

[arogem-deactivated20160622]

am I doing something wrong, if I do my homework like the first guy?

[ask-sweetiemash]

So me and my family are leaving to visit my grandparents. so i won't be on tumblr for a while. i'm leaving today!

[ultrafacts]

10 Things we will all miss from our childhood..

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[arctic-hands]

Are you happy you made me cry you sick son/daughter/gender neutral progeny of a bitch/bastard/gender neutral insult.  

[themegaman151]

THE FEELS AND TRUTHS.

[ask-sweetiemash]

OHMYGOD i always did that raindrop thing when i was little

[ultrafacts]

Some Mind blowing stuff

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[derpymuffins151]

REBLOGGING FOR THE INCEPTION ONE

[askwiltedlily-deactivated201602]

[Yeap, Lily got herself an escort to the prom, now to tag up with Ferny and giggle like school girls at all the stallions!!]

[pugsies]

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

[geometricdeathtrap-deactivated2]

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

Do not touch it

Do not touch it

Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.

Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.

Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

[chaplip]

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

[zzazu]

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

[pastel-wendigo]

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

[xakariahthepariah-deactivated20]

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

[sparklefairydust-blog]

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

[tetchvirus]

WTAF.

[vonmacabre-deactivated20140525]

This is actually a little nerve-wracking. reblogging because I feel like I could easily forget about this while going to throw away random litter on the ground.

[unfriendlynorthafricanhottie]

It’s real cute that people think it’s fun to seriously hurt others. Like it’s not that hard to be a fucking decent human.

[askwiltedlily-deactivated201602]

I actually knew about these back in 2000, it was happening EVERYWHERE!!! And when you live in an apartment with a bunch of stupid asswipes, we saw these in our apartment’s pool.. They had to DRAIN THE POOL and detonate them from a distance. The pool got ruined because of them. Took the whole summer to fix the pool e.e

[spirallingshape]

Happy 4/13!

I’m a RAGGED KNAVE! What are you?

[itstheempress-deactivated202006]

Ragged Castaway

[hussnasty-deactivated20140420]

RAMBLING HERMIT„,

[blindstargazer]

Scurrilous Straggler.

[moptrolls-deactivated20151006]

Banished Rouge

hecking yesssss

[snarkytrolls-deactivated2016120]

Aimless Drifter, not bad.

[content-confusion-blog]

Aimless Rouge

[2wonder]

Meandering Hermit

[ask-lillytheotaku-deactivated20]

Indignant adventurer… Huh

[modtea]

Banished Straggler

[ask-sweetiemash]

aimless knave.

[imacreativegenius]

[acceptingamerican]

A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn’t want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said “I cannot sit here next to this black man.” The fight attendant said “Let me see if I can find another seat.” After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated “Ma’am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class.” About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated “The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to such a disgusting, unpleasant person, the captain has agreed to allow the switch to first class.” Before the woman could say anything, the attendant turned to the black man and said, “Therefore sir, if you would please retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class, as the captain would hate for you to have to sit next to such a disgusting person.”

Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.

Forever reblog

[ask-tally-and-tear-deactivated2]

Sweetie belle: *bumps into you* oops! sorry!!

It’s okay.

[ask-sweetiemash]

ok. so neon is my date. but crimson needs somepony. please,stallions out there. PLEASE!

[ask-sweetiemash]

Wanna join? just reblog with a reference of your oc, the dress, and date! new crew members are always welcome!

[ask-sweetiemash]

Prom Pone

[flareflarerp]

Scootaloo saves me from a fiery volcano. Thanks Scoots.

[alicornofdarkness-deactivated20]

Cheerlie kisses me. Oh my.

[thefactoryrobots655-blog]

Pipsqueak thank you

[asktheoutcast-deactivated201503]

Octavia why you stalk me!?

[ulysses-the-second-gen-primarch]

Octavia: sorry XD

[ask-teenage-scootaloo]

Become best friends with Pinkie Pie

[ask-sweetiemash]

pinkie pie gives me a huggle! :D