Ask The Wail Of The Siren Cast!

A ask blog for my Invader Zim AU! Ran by @Kittysboba / Asexual-Spongebob!

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ask us!! :D

Dib: Hi!! Welcome to our ask blog! You can ask us pretty much anything as long as it isn’t nsfw (WE ARE MINORS.) I share this blog with my boyfriend Zim, my sister Gaz, and our friends, Tak, Keef, Skoodge and Tenn. :)

Gir and Mimi are also here too.

OOC:

This is an ask blog run by @asexual-spongebob / @kittysboba for my Invader Zim AU, aka Wail Of The Siren. Do what u will w/ that info!

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[cannibal-rainbow]

“they” (1 word) is shorter than “he or she” (3 words)

“they” is more inclusive than “he/she”

“themself” flows more naturally than “him or herself”

“they” is less clunky than “(s)he”

it’s time to replace the awkward “she or he”

[edgar-allen-potpourri]

“hey can you go ask they what does they want for dinner, and when is they coming over to watch movies with they?”

[edrec]

“Hey, can you go ask them what they want for dinner, and when they’re coming over to watch movies?”

Step one is learning how to talk like a human person.

[anghraine]

Friendly reminder:

“I shouldn’t like to punish anyone, even if they’d done me wrong.” —George Eliot, The Mill on the Floss (1860)

“A person can’t help their birth.” —William Thackeray, Vanity Fair (1848)

“But to expose the former faults of any person, without knowing what their present feelings were, seemed unjustifiable.” —Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (1813)

“Every Fool can do as they’re bid.” —Jonathan Swift, Polite Conversation (1738)

“So likewise shall my heavenly Father do also unto you, if ye from your hearts forgive not every one his brother their trespasses.” —King James Bible, Matthew 18:35 (transl. 1611)

“God send every one their heart’s desire!” —William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing (~1600)

“Now this king did keepe a great house, that euerie body might come and take their meat freely.” —Sir Philip Sidney, the Arcadia (1580)

“If … a psalme scape any person, or a lesson, or els yt they omyt one verse or twayne…” —William Bonde, The Pylgrimage of Perfection (1526)

“And whoso fyndeth hym out of swich blame, / They wol come up and offre a Goddés name” —Geoffrey Chaucer, The Pardoner’s Tale (~1380)

“þan hastely hiȝed eche wiȝt on hors & on fote, / huntyng wiȝt houndes alle heie wodes, / til þei neyȝþed so neiȝh to nymphe þe soþe [Then hastily hied each person on horse and on foot / hunting with hounds all the high woods / ‘til they came so near, to tell the truth]” —William and the Werwolf (transl. ~1350-1375)

“Bath ware made sun and mon, / Aiþer wit þer ouen light [Both were made sun and moon / Either with their own light]” —Cursor Mundi (~1325)

[advanced-procrastination]

We’ve been using they/them/their pronouns to indicate a person with unspecified gender for a long ass fucking time. The only reason it’s become a big issue lately is because it can be used as a semi-respectful term for trans and non-binary folks and we can’t have that can we

These fucks are literally trying to change our language to hurt trans/nb folks, and claiming that’s just the way its always been

[polyhorde]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Singular “they” predates

Singular “you”

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

A bit of a pallet cleanser for everyone.

[prismatic-bell]

Most of the dogs: you have bestowed affection, I will cuddle you

The pit bull: KISSU????? KISSU FOR ME????? I KISS U!!!!! I GIVE KISSES!!!!!

[asexual-spongebob]

It’s finally finished!!!!

I present: Wail Of The Siren: Episode 1: The Stolen Salmon.

also happy ZaDr Day!!

I’ve been working my ass off for three days to make this, I’ve hope yall enjoy it.

I think it took 13 hours total to make. So that’s cool.

I may not draw the rest of the eps in iz’s style tho… bc it’s kinda hard to draw in. So yeah, sorry if that’s the case.

I hope you guys like it :) I’m very proud.

I would’ve gotten VA’s but idk where to find them. I would voice Gaz n Gir myself tho because I can actually do very good impressions of them. And also Keef probably. And hell, maybe even Tenn. But for the others, I’m not so sure. So yeah.

I think this is the longest animation I’ve ever made, other then my “I Hate Everything About You” ZaDr pmv.

Hopefully I can make these pretty frequently.

I’ll probably make the intro sometime soon.

[ghostorbz]

Prompt

FINALLY

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Favourite boba flavors?

STRAWBERYYY XD - Zim

the brown sugar kind :) - Dib

Lychee. - Gaz

Taro!!! - Tak

strawberry and mango! :3 - tenn

honeydew :D ! - keef

ALL OF DEM!! - GIR

I’ve never had it… but my master likes the Taro one. - Mimi

I like them all, but i especially like strawberry :) - skoodge

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OMFG DIB STOLE MY FISH. I AM GONNA BE HIS ASS NEXT TIME I SEE HIM. - Gaz

[kidscene]

Gr33n Sc3n3

N0th1n 1s m1n3

DM m3 4 cr3d/r3mov4l

[hi-its-cookie]

I love you original stories I love you fake screenshots I love you character sheets I love you oc playlists I love you oc ship names I love you pitch bibles I love you concept art I love you oc comics I love you rambles about worldbuilding I love you rambles about inspiration I love you writing advice I love you “I want it to be a show/comic/book one day” I love you small oc community I love you I love you I love you

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*hugs dib*

*purr* thank you. - Dib.

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Does Gaz read books?

Uh.. not really but she likes those books about cats murdering each other. I like Goosebumps personally. - Dib

I don’t read books that much but I like Edgar Allen Poe and murder cats. :) - Gaz

[ashes-onthewind]

i love baikal seals. they always look like they've just gotten out of a sixteen year relationship and are now having an existential crisis. sopping wet cats. weirdly smooth. i love them.

[starfalcon555]

@vaugarde

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IS YOUR PFP A WEEZER REFERENCE

Everyone In unison: yes! :D

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i wish people were normal about fat characters. god bless

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“fat people irl too” obviously. i am a fat person. but the fact that theres a culture online where if you even dare draw fat bodies or draw your favorite characters with them you’re accused of fetish mining is Very Fucked Up!!!!!!!!!!!!! not even to mention the infantilization of fat characters as uwu huggable soft cuties. fat people are PEOPLE. for fucks sake

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also. also. there are actual legitimate and internalized/normalized biases that people have against fat people irl and that DOES become present in how people write or interact with fat fictional characters. presenting a fat character as only ever either an ~uwu soft bean~ or a gross sweaty pervert/discord mod/whatever or a sex object that exists for your pleasure REFLECTS ON HOW YOU INTERACT WITH REAL FAT PEOPLE!

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question for zim, do you feel guilty at all for what you did to keef?

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question for zim and dib, what would you do if you met your older selves?

We did… it was weird.