Ask Marie Kølher

Hej! Welcome to my ask blog! My name is Marie Kølher~ Also known as the Queen of Northers Europe! Ask me any questions that you may have and I will try and answer them all! ɞ Mun Corner ɞ Name ɞ C ɞ Age ɞ 15 ɞ NyoDenmark ɞ Princess of the DenNor Royal...

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of course you are germany

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@ask-the-memetalians

[woozapooza]

This was in the library at my college.

[never-means-f0rever]

My math teacher is so cool okay

[madohomo]

heres a picture of him taking away my brothers bending

[flylikeacomet]

THIS MAN IS OUR HERO

[benditlikekorra]

HOLY SHIT IT GOT BETTER

[unusuallytypical-blog]

A Russian zoo is home to a unique animal - the liger. It is half-lioness, half-tiger. Mother Zita is pictured licking her one month old liliger cub 

[sarahtheheartslayer]

I DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU CALL IT LOOK AT HER HAPPY LITTLE FACE IN THE LAST PICTURES SHE’S SO PROUD OF HER LIL CUB AND HER SPOTS AND SHE’S GOTTA BE TOUGH MOMMA WHEN THE BABY’S LOOKING BUT AS SOON AS THEY TURN AROUND, SHE’S LIKE,

“:3 Look at it. I made a thing. I made a rly good thing. :3”

[athenadark]

it’s actually more amazing than that

hybrids are sterile, they can’t have babies - but she did

[e-grrl]

*spirit haunts a house* Witch in a movie: You need to conduct a ritual at precisely 1:07 am with the blood of an endangered goat and a ouija board, then and only then will the spirit even consider leaving

Witch irl: *banging pans together* gET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU WISPY MOTHERFUCKER

[breelandwalker]

Where is the lie though.

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//This made my day holy shit

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game: [offers a ton of great romance options]

me:

me: but i want that one [points to unromanceable character]

[forthefuns]

[petr1kov]

so, I was editing a new video and I pause it only to find this heavenly frame

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//This is the most heavenly frame.

[ginkgocrown-old-blog]

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

[castielsteenwolf]

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

[wingscanspeak]

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

[zorobro]

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

[wingscanspeak]

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

[30secondstocalifornia]

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

[prince-cake]

bless you

[wingscanspeak]

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

[panicatthegym]

This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation

[rightplace-wrongtime]

I have no words

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I seriously just needed this

[setbabiesonfire]

This deserves the 1 million+ notes it has.

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// [blows airhorn at you]

((Once upon a time there was an ice cream truck . Inside the ice cream truck there was a dancing cookie. The dancing cookie loved dancing. Every time the dancing cookie danced music would play. The ice cream man hated the music, but the cookie kept on dancing. The man went back to the cookie and said “If you dance one more time I will throw you in the ocean” The cookie felt determined that it wouldn’t be thrown in the ocean. It danced once more. The cookie was thrown in the ocean HAHAHAHAHAHH

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//I seriously was sitting here, in my bed like, “They’re gonna Say get fucked” but no ;-;

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((I DID NOT MEAN TO SEND THE DANCING COOKIE FUCK MY LIFE))

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//Wanna try that again?

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// [blows airhorn at you]

((Once upon a time there was an ice cream truck . Inside the ice cream truck there was a dancing cookie. The dancing cookie loved dancing. Every time the dancing cookie danced music would play. The ice cream man hated the music, but the cookie kept on dancing. The man went back to the cookie and said “If you dance one more time I will throw you in the ocean” The cookie felt determined that it wouldn’t be thrown in the ocean. It danced once more. The cookie was thrown in the ocean HAHAHAHAHAHH

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//I seriously was sitting here, in my bed like, “They’re gonna Say get fucked” but no ;-;

[zaunormous-ekkoism]

If the Nordics were cats

Denmark:

Sweden :

Finland: 

Norway:

Iceland:

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//Iceland's killed ms

[weloveshortvideos]

canadian wildlife

[unreasonable-avalanche]

DO NOT WATCH THIS IN THE LIBRARY BECAUSE YOU WILL LAUGH OUT LOUD AND GET DIRTY LOOKS OMFG 

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1: You know, the indigenous species in Canada can be real aggressive, eh? So it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching. [Airhorn blast] 1: [offscreen] Get fucked!

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// I'm dying of laughter how did this end up on my dash

[italianformygirlfriend]

[violetbebop]

#there are many many other uses for that word 

#‘col cazzo’ - absolutely no 

#‘sticazzi’ - I don’t give a fuck #(well that last one depends on the zone where you live it can have different meanings) 

#‘sei alto un cazzo e mezzo’ - you’re very small#‘che cazzate’ - such bullshits 

#‘cazzaro’ - someone who tells bullshits 

#'cazzone’ - a dickhead 

#'cazzeggiare’ - the art of doing absolutely nothing useful for the society 

#'cazzi e mazzi’ - problems of various types 

#in general in italian the male genitalia tends to mean a lot of different negative things #while the female genitalia is a gender neutral synonym of ‘beautiful and hot’ #pretty much the opposite of the english language #I’m ok with this

#also I’m laughing because I’m re-reading the list I’ve just wrote and if you’re italian you can pinpoint EXACTLY where I’m from just from #those words #anyway ‘cazzeggiare’ is my favorite term I think #like ‘sto cazzeggiando su tumblr’ #yeah

I’m giggling by myself bc it’s all very true and very beautiful~

[italianformygirlfriend]

All of the above! I had only room for a few examples in the picture but all of the above-mentioned ones are awesome. And there are so many more uses, you could spend the day listing them and not be done. You can even invent your own!

(also since people are going wtf about the printer: we were thinking of something you yell at, Denise said printers and yeah, we can all agree that printers came from the darkest depths of hell)

[cheeseberg]

“MO SO’ CAZZI” - shit just got serious (I don’t know if this one is used outside of Rome, though)

[firmine]

“cazzi amari” is a good one too

i’ve heard 'sto cazzo used as a response to an obvious statement sometimes (but it might have been a language trend from a few years since I haven’t heard it in a long time) along the lines of captain obvious

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mom: would u mind turning on some christmas carols for us?

me: sure!

[jesrever]

yeah so i got my hair done today

[pandoyareblogs]

FFFFF YES

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The future

[ultimatehedgehogofangst]

Visit Original Link

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[cygnusmajor]

THIS SOUNDS LIKE AN ANIMAL CROSSING SONG

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The world isn’t ready for this

[iridessence]

stop this

[torchedwick]

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//I legit can't stop laughing long enough to type this-