if you could be the corpse i could be the killer

YOU GOTTA SEE THE ARTISTRY IN TEARING THE PLACE APART WITH ME, BABY.  {[ ask blog for fanpro #0607 frun by @xerosexual ]}

[hellionbrothers]

assassin for hire

[askfanpro0607]

who was my target again?

[[ i'll still be doing non-royalAU things, and any ask i got previous to this M!A will be answered normally B) ]]

[askfanpro0045]

[unsure if 45 is aware of him or not, but he's been flying around above him for the past hour or so. a lot in the way a hawk stalks its prey or something. he's watching him FROM THE TREES]

45 hums to himself as he throws the last logs into the fire pit, glad to be done with all that running around.  Hopefully this would last them a good while, collecting firewood was beyond tedious.

Without another thought, 45 whipped up to the trees where the strange bird had been following him.

"Are you hungry?  I just about to start cooking."

[askfanpro0607]

No hard feelings, but I’m kinda in the need of some meat. And yours is lookin’ pretty good. See, I ran outta human the other day and it’s good to keep a freezer stocked, y’know? So nothing personal. Rest assured, your body will be in the hands of a High Quality Grade A professiona—Wait. On second thought you said you were about to cook something. What is it?

[askfanpro0101]

[probably enticed by the smell of food or tea while he was flying around, he glides up to 101's window and literally crawls inside (without even bothering to properly check if the coast was clear) and begins creeping around in search for THE GOODS] ((i'm so sorry he has no decenc y))

101: ??? Yes? Yes, hello? I could not help but notice you swoop in through my window. I know it’s hard to believe, but I live here. I’m sure from the outside this window looked like all the rest. Just like the windows that belong to rundown abandoned apartments and other building all through this part of town. But no, this is my house, and I have a door, but since you’re already here..uhh..sneaking around, would you like a muffin? I can put on some water for tea?

[askfanpro0607]

Birds need to eat a lot y’know? Haha. Guess I forgot doors were a thing—people usually don’t take kindly to me showin’ up at theirs, either. For whatever reason. Messed up, huh? Jeez, it’s not like I’m a serial killer or somethi—wait, did you say muffins?

I’m. Kinda surprised though. Most of the time people try to beat me up whenever they find me in their houses. For whatever reason. But you’re nice? I think I like you already.

[fake-pro-deactivated20140828]

Hey! Reblog this and I’ll send you a personalized gift/advertisement for 142’s shop based on your blog!

[askfanpro0607]

[[ vegas is so  rude i'm so sorry 2 everyon e my boy has no manners ]]

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OKAY IF YOU’RE A FANPRO ASKBLOG PLEASE REBLOG PLEASE THANK YOU))

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[fanprocasualrp]

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Cute goat by the way, what's its name?

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[[ "questionable reasons" like murder or kidnapping or thievery. though he might approach for a more legal reason like wanting someone 2 keep him company whatever floats your boat ]]

[askfanpro0607]

[[ ftr 607 has some harpy magic or smth that enables him 2 control how human/monstrous he looks so that's why his arms/wings always look different or why sometimes his teeth are blunt O(--(

on another note i'm tryna think of a non-number name 2 give him and i think of either Vegas or Reno but i wanna think abt it more... ]]

[askfanpro0607]

jaffre submitted:

(—fanprocasualrp)

[askfanpro0607]

I'm not really a human, though. I'm a harpy--way cooler, y'know?

But yeah, you can touch 'em, go ahead! Just don't pull any feathers out. And be grateful, it's not every day you get to feel Authentic High Quality Freshly Preened Pureblood harpy wings.

[askfanpro0607]

i have. no one. to talk to. anymore. I... need Attention. and fucking johnny had to go and die on me.

what kind of friends just go and die on other friends??? now i have to go look for new ones.

[xerosexual]

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

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[[ i'll draw a more polished ref soon but for now this is 0607!! he's 5'6", 17 years old, a lil full of himself, and kinda. very deranged. he has some issues. damn bird kid doing his bird thing. ]]