reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
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reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper
You’re really good at origami holy sh
i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation
Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?
same bitch
Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼
listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:
it weighed 68.6 lbs
This is the 100 Star. Reblog to receive cash in unexpected ways.
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.
Not gonna risk it…
I’m bored
freddie mercury saying ‘I think I’m bisexual’ and his fiancée immediately answering with ‘You’re gay’ is literally the epitome of the bisexual experience tho, I almost screamed in the cinema when that scene happened
me: i’m bisexual
mom: you’re gay
me: ?
We’ll never actually know if he was bi or gay. Since there’s several claims that say different things. I’m just glad he was himself in his private life.
That last one is important. He was described as a very private man and I’m sure he would rather us celebrate him and his accomplishments than argue over what flavor of not-straight he was. In the end it doesn’t really matter because he’s still an incredible inspiration to the lgbtq+ community and will continue to inspire others for generations
No, fuck this. Fuck this twice. Yes, there are fifty million things where people who know nothing about bisexual culture, history, or, most importantly, experiences, are happy to firmly tell you he was gay.
Those are not valid sources.
You don’t get it. This is like… Okay, imagine if they did a biopic of him and he’d come out to her as bi, and she’d instead immediately said he was straight. Imagine if that was just another piece of our erasure, another thing that should be celebrating our culture and our community’s achievements that instead pretended we weren’t there.
It wouldn’t be, “well he was very private so he probably would rather have had us celebrate him than talk about his sexuality.”
It would be, “they’re not only erasing a huge part of him and his life, they’re also hurting everyone watching the movie who is seeing this huge amazing part of themself get thrown out like it’s worthless – AGAIN.”
It matters because this happens to bi people even more than it happens to gay people. We have less representation. And bi men in particular have maybe a fifth of the representation that gay men do. Bi trans people have zero representation, AFAIK, even though more than half the trans community is bi, pan, or otherwise multi-gender-attracted; and a lot of us see Freddie Mercury as a role model who looks a lot like us, whether or not he would’ve identified as some flavor of trans if he had lived.
And the representation bi+ people have is frequently piss-poor and offensive – according to GLAAD’s annual reports on representation.
Part of the reason that it’s so easy for a lot of people to brush this off as “well, whichever he was!” is that our culture and history is consistently erased even in supposedly LGBT+ media. We’re seen as basically the same community, with basically the same experiences, who ought to benefit, in the same way, from the same gay representation that everyone else does.
But we’re not, and we don’t.
As a flaming bisexual who’s been brushed off as being either a lesbian or a straight woman for all of my life, I understand the pure frustration that comes with bi-erasure and definitely agree with you. It sucks, it sucks when you see others who are bisexual be labeled as something different, especially your idols. But, I also feel like it would suck to see others argue over your sexuality when you never even came out (there’s speculation that Bohemian Rhapsody [the song] was a form of coming out for him but it’s not definite and I would need to look into it a little bit more).
My point is that all we know is that he wasn’t straight.
We need more accurate representation. I cannot disagree. I think it would be amazing if he was bi. I’ve been a fan for almost twenty years, of course I would love that. But the sources are varied and I just don’t feel comfortable debating on his sexuality when, according to the sources, he could have been either one.
He doesn’t have to be bisexual to be an inspiration to other bisexuals. He doesn’t have to be gay to be an inspiration to gay people. No matter what his sexuality is, he’s still an LGBTQIA icon and will always be known as such.
If you want to believe that he’s bisexual, that’s totally cool and I will support that. Personally, I’m totally okay with people using “gay” as an umbrella term. If others want to think of him as gay bc they’re gay and they want to be like their idols, I’m not gonna fault that either. Because in the end we don’t know.
I call this set… “Noir Princesses”.
PRINTS HERE… https://bit.ly/2NqqOX7
List of bisexuals whose identities are erased by the media.
P!nk
Anne Frank
Megan Fox
Billie Joe Armstrong
Snooki
Drew Barrymore
Angelina Jolie
Azealia Banks
Kesha
Fergie
Lady Gaga
Madonna
Clive Davis
Anna Paquin
Bai Ling
Carrie Brownstein
Evan Rachel Wood
Amber Heard
Frenchie Davis
Vanessa Carlton
Jillian Michaels
Freddie Mercury (debatable, but considering he had had a long-term relationship with Mary Austin and he tended to keep quiet on matters of his private life, we’ll never know for sure)
All or which have either been given the name “gay” or “straight“ by the media despite coming out. There are more than two sexualities and this is a fact that most people (even on Tumblr nowadays) forget. People tend to assume that since someone is with a person of the same gender, they’re gay. (Or vice versa in Angelina or P!nk’s case) This is incorrect to assume because you’re erasing their identities in the process. The people on this list aren’t gay or straight, they’re bisexual. No matter how much the media tries to erase that.
also….
Nicki Minaj
Mel B
Pete Wentz
Socrates
Louis XIII
Eleanor Roosevelt
Jason Mraz
Linsday Lohan
Frida Kahlo
Billie Holiday
Paris Hilton
Salvador Dali
Kurt Cobain
Cher
Coco Chanel
this just made me feel so much better
CHANNING FUCKING TATUM
what
Channing Tatum is openly bisexual but people just….ignore it.
No the fuck i don’t. The fact that i have a chance with Channing Tatum regardless of my gender has gotten me through some bad days. Also David Bowie.
Omg I can’t believe he wasn’t listed I had to double check!
AND DAVID FUCKING BOWIE
reblogging for all my bi kids out there who are trying to find bisexual role models. there are a lot of bi celebrities out there, it’s just that the media doesn’t like to accept that.
Reminder that Coco Chanel was just straight up a Nazi. Like in real life.
oh sure everyones loosing their minds for the immigrant song in thor but do any of you fools remember the iconic, innovative, show stopping, groundbreaking, absolute fucking madness that was star trek beyond’s sabotage scene
Animal Reviews!
Source: facebook.com
…seriously though, when did I write this and why don’t I remember doing so?
star trek in a nutshell
(Link to article)
when u only know one lyric in a song so it plays in ur head like this
This is just what depression feels like
this is legit how it plays in my head
“Taylor Swift couldn’t go to the Women’s March because she’s too famo-”
please let’s not forget
Twin Peaks (S1/E1: Pilot, 1990)
hectorescaton:
At first I wanted to kill him. But now I’m glad I’ve spent the time to get to know him. Yeah, of course he looks delicious with his big red cheeks. But we’ve all got an agreement that we’re not going to eat Stu. Right? Right.
#this is even funnier considering that Stu irl was not even an actor and in fact an actual IT specialist who thought he was #going out for a job #and somehow they convinced him to be a part of this movie
Oh man, that’s the cherry on top.
Stu Rutherford created a new stroby light technology that Waititi used in Thor: Ragnarok! That gorgeous bit in Valkyrie’s backstory? He and his friend Carlo van de Roer designed that lighting.
HE’S GIVEN US SO MUCH.
reblog peter getting a job he’s unqualified for, and for the next decade you’ll be offered jobs you’re unqualified for
Hilarious🥀👐
This is so my favorite Thor movie
that “oh shit” line is my absolute favorite moment in the history of Thor movies
Why does this fucking movie read like a god damn crack video but ITS ALL CANON AND REAL WTF MR WAITITI
#QUEEN SHURI #TECH GENIUS #SHUT DOWN BRUCE BANNER