Daedric Fact of the Day / Ask Hermaeous Mora

Greetings I Am Hermaeous Mora... Guardian of the Tides of Fate, and Keeper of Forbidden Knowledge. MY realm is that of Apocrypha, my own plain of Oblivion...my great library. I have become aware now that Oblivion itself is connected to many realms throughout the universes. My eyes seek knowledge, and i shall have more....More from all the universes. In order to spread my influence across these many different realms, I must educate you...I shall give you one fact every day. If you desire more Knowledge all you need do is ask it of me. Those that step into my realm always seek knowledge and power, power over others. I...might grant this power. But all Knowledge has a Price. What will you pay? Champion: Poppy Devout Followers: elmatpe OOC Rp/Ask blog as well, I RP and accept asks from any universe and I accept submissions as well. While the Daedric facts mostly use pictures from other sites, Rps and Asks sometimes get custom screenshots taken by me ^^

[lizardcatcreations]

i'm feeling v spicy and fiery today, so here's some firestorm

this design is one of my favorites to make and i love experimenting with it

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[toca144]

Giv news

[maiskinny]

This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.

[st0nedsk1nnygrl]

im passed my drivers test🙏🏽

[becoming-a-flame]

pls

[notjoyfulanymore]

Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao

[airm0ld]

plz bagel plssss 🙏

[fiftyshadesofthinspi]

BLESS US ALL OH HOLY FIRE BAGEL

[kissmycoldlips]

Bagel, pls

[cari-cry]

bagel please i need this thank you

[prick-o]

pls bagel

[karls-writing-space]

Bagel please

[t0rsly]

I beg of you sir bagel

[the-real-fucking-daddy]

happily falling into the trap yeee

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[musicalninja]

Please. I could really use this right now :(

[pokegeek151]

I just think the cat is cute

[thenatsdorf]

Cat NO likey!

[viostormcaller]

ALL THESE CATS ARE LITERALLY: “bitch what the fuck” LAHSLAJSOS

[obviouslypancakes]

These cats all passed the mirror test and I think that’s impressive

[melantha-rosewood-deactivated20]

I’ve seen this, lol!

[askhermamora]

This is a funny post to see their reactions....but did anyone stop and think that this is proof that animals do realize they recognize themselves in their own reflections on the screen? Instead of reacting to the screen, all the cats involved see themselves and then recognize something freaky looking is possibly next to them and their reaction is to look back at the thing holding them (only to see a human which makes their reactions so humerous) while i do find it funny, i also find it amazing they can recognize their Self’s at all

[animusrox]

The Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog

[askhermamora]

loved this show as a kid

[urbangeographies]

COMMUTING:  The constant rule

In 1994, Cesare Marchetti, an Italian physicist, described an idea that has come to be known as the Marchetti Constant: Throughout history, urban dwellers—regardless of whether they walk, bike, ride, or drive—have been willing to travel for about an hour each day. Modern Atlanta may thus bear little resemblance to Ancient Greece or Medieval Paris, but residents of all three cities share this time-tested tendency to take on 30-minutes commutes.

As noted by Jonathan English, the principle has profound implications for life in cities. New technologies have radically changed mobility over the centuries, and the footprints of cities have adapted as a result. But even as urban areas grew from two-mile-wide walking cities into eight-mile-wide streetcar cities into 40-mile-wide expressway cities, each new mode of transport eventually reaches its limit, putting strains on housing, jobs, and time. And many U.S. cities are reaching that breaking point now.  

Read more:  The One Weird Rule That Defines Urban Footprints

[askhermamora]

Because Knowledge!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Okay so imagine your Standard Medieval European Fantasy Setting™. Now imagine there’s no magic. Like there’s still a concept of it sure, with superstitions and all that. But you will never encounter an actual wizard or anything.

But you know what is in this otherwise-fantasy setting? Superpower mutations.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Sir Lawrence, the otherwise unremarkable knight who once outran his own horse and traveled four hours without rest to alert his lord of another lord’s treason and impending invasion.

The Sage of the North is shrouded in rumor and mystery; some say he is a holy man, blessed by God and able to work miracles. Others think he is closer to a witch than a priest, and still others believe he is simply a sage and healer whose skill has grown unrivaled in his old age. In comparison to these stories, the known fact that he lives beneath a freezing waterfall unbothered by the cold or lack of air barely raises any interest.

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

Scandinavian folklore is often Like That, there’s a whole subgenre of “hero collects men with really specific skills to win the hand of the princess” (like a guy who can run so fast you can’t see him move, a guy who can hear stuff on the other side of the world, and a guy who can shoot an arrow through an acorn from 10 miles away) and it’s not counted as sorcery but as just those guys can Do That.

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

Round Table of Guys Who Can Do That

[askhermamora]

heck it’s not all mutants but Marvel 1602 did something like that where everyone wanted the Witchbreed (Xavier’s students) burned at the stake for practicing black magic when they were born that way. Apparently the Spanish Inquisition was involved, and you know how no one escapes them.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I always find it kind of weird that matriarchal cultures in fiction are always “women fight and hunt, men stay home and care for the babies” because world-building-wise, it makes no sense

think about it. like, assuming that gender even works the same in this fantasy culture as it does in ours, with gender conflated with sex (because let’s be real, all of these stories assume that), men wouldn’t be the ones to make the babies, so why would they be the ones to care for the babies? why is fighting and hunting necessary for leadership?

writing a matriarchy this way is just lazy, because you’re just taking the patriarchy and just swapping the people in it, rather than actually swapping the culture. especially when there are so many other cool things you could explore. like, what if it’s not a swap of roles but of what society deems important?

maybe a matriarchy would have hunting and fighting be part of the man’s job, but undervalued. like taking the trash out or cleaning toilets: necessary, but gross, and not noble or interesting. maybe farming is now the most important thing, and is given a lot of spiritual and cultural weight.

how would law work? what crimes would exist, and what things would be considered too trivial to make illegal? who gets what property? why?

how would religion work? how would you mark time or the passage into adulthood? what would marriage look like? if bloodlines are through the mother, bastardy wouldn’t even be a concept - how does that work?

what qualities would be most important in a person? how would you define strength or leadership? what knowledge would be the most coveted and protected? what acts or roles are considered useless or degrading?

like, you can’t just take our current society and say you’re turning it on its head when you’re just regurgitating it wholesale. you have to really think about why things are the way they are and change that. 

[askhermamora]

Cause doing your research makes things more interesting

[workingonthepsychward]

Posted with permission from the artist @ByTwistwood. Story by Matthew Wisner.

[woodelf68]

Mr Rogers A+ Parenting

[askhermamora]

welp. there went my feels, leaking all over the floor

[catchymemes]

[keiseravendimensjonukjent3]

[randomencounters]

Encounter: Woodland Fountain of Something (roll d6; one draught may take effect per day)

Youth: causes the drinker to grow ten years younger permanently

Height: causes the drinker to grow one foot taller permanently

Swag: causes the drinker to gain +d20 Charisma for the next hour

Awareness: despite the hopes scholars, it simply makes the drinker’s mind to become hyperaware of sensations and thoughts they have learned to ignore: the feel of their clothes, the taste of their tongue, every little background noise, &c.

Diet Sprite: causes the drinker to be refreshed

“““Detox Cleansing”““: causes the drinker to immediately and forcefully evacuate the entire contents of their bowels and bladder

[babyanimalgifs]

What kind of pokemon is this?

[nukenai]

an electric toothbrush

[zulies-doodles]

For the love of god turn the sound on

[askhermamora]

wut?

[askhermamora]

Stan Lee has passed away.

I....I can’t even....

[pro-gay]

omg this is adorable!!!

[tiddiebaby-deactivated20210816]

this is gonna piss the anti vaxxers off and i am so fucking here for it to come state side

[askhermamora]

this needs to happen here in america, period

[mrdittomansir]

[summonerxi]

HIS DAD IS A DITTO

I AM NOT OKAY *SOBS*

[pkmnrivals-blog]

My heart

[blackmodel]

Viviabisvisbibi OMG……… MY HEART

[theintrovertnation]

[sciencebelongstoallofus]

Maki Naro @ The Nib