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This blog will be on hiatus until the end of October or so while I focus my writing energy/free time on Kinktober! Feel free to check out my ao3 if you’re so inclined. I’m sure Kamski will be making an appearance for a few of these fics ;)
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for the mun thingy: 1, 5, and 21!!!
[[love u echo <3]]
1. What’s the strangest/weirdest thing the mun has watched on YouTube?
“He certainly wastes enough time on YouTube for there to be a good answer. Hmmmm, how about… whatever this is?”
[[I think I’ve watched worse, honestly.]]
5. What’s your opinion of the mun’s fashion sense? (the clothes they like to wear)
“Ah, the fashion question. I answered it earlier, but in a word: bad.”
21. What ask meme does the mun like the most? (Sentence starter, Symbol, Headcanon, Etc.)
“It seems that he prefers memes that let people ask me questions anonymously, without needing a muse of their own. I’m not sure whether he’s disinterested in roleplay or just has too much else going on. I’d certainly be interested, especially if he finds an attractive partner for me,” Elijah comments, smiling teasingly. “Don’t I get a say in this? I’m lonely… let me at someone already.”
[[There’s nonsexual roleplay you can do too, Kamski, and you can stop being horny on main all the time.]]
What’s your opinion of the mun’s fashion sense? (the clothes they like to wear) [re: your tag. it's 80°F and humid af so yup, seems like fall here. 🙃]
“His fashion sense? It’s abysmal. He doesn’t have enough clothes to have a fashion sense– unless you need advice on which basketball shorts pair best with a Model UN t-shirt from five years ago.”
He laughs. His own fashion choices have improved since he left CyberLife, but he still has quite a flair for the dramatic (and the tacky). His clothes are always impeccably well-fitted, though– and isn’t that what makes the difference?
“This is my opportunity to be a dick to him, isn’t it?” Elijah adds. “Then I should mention that he owns exactly one pair of jeans and wears them at least three times a week.”
[[thankfully it’s been a little cooler than 80 and humid here, but I’m still kind of waiting on the fall weather too lmao]]
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Law & Ethics
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but you’d be deeply poisoned. like. super-poisoned. I cannot emphasize enough how poisoned eating the Mona Lisa would make you
but what a way to go
Muse speaks about the Mun
Send a number for the muse(s) to talk about their mun
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What’s the strangest/weirdest thing the Mun has watched on youtube?
What’s the strangest/weirdest movie the mun has watched?
What’s does your mun do when they become sad? Do they hide it or talk about it?
How long does the mun stay upset for?
What’s your opinion of the mun’s fashion sense? (the clothes they like to wear)
Is the mun prone to mood swings?
What was the strangest thing the mun has done that make the muse confused?
Does the mun like to shitpost/make funny posts a lot?
Has the mun ever scared the muse?
What about the mun does the muse find annoying or bothersome?
Do you like the backstory your mun gave you?
Is mun a social butterfly or a loner?
Did you once not like your mun? If so, why?
Do you wish your mun was more open to those around them? In real life and on Tumblr?
Does your mun draw or write? If so, what work are they most proud of?
How long does it take your mun to draw/write a piece of work?
What other social websites does your mun use?
Who are the first 3 people the mun thinks about when asked for blog recommendations?
How many people are in your mun’s close-knit circle?
How does the mun feel about their blog/blogs?
What ask meme does the mun like the most? (Sentence starter, Symbol, Headcanon, Etc.)
I never write, I never call I never think about anyone at all
This is a big Kamski mood during college and the few years after (so when he was 15ish to 18 or so, before CyberLife got media attention and made it big.)
Elijah had a very self-destructive streak before CyberLife found success, and there was a part of him that believed his parents’ admonition that he was lazy and delusional and making things up - who’s to say he wouldn’t be just another failed entrepreneur? Maybe he really was the crazy one, and he was just hurting them - he’s just not a good person.
After all, who’s to say there wasn’t something wrong with him for the way he never felt any real connection to anyone the way he was “supposed to” - not his parents and not even his sister, who never really did anything wrong?
Not that he’d ever tell his coworkers that - as far as anyone else knew, Elijah’s passion for success was a fire that couldn’t be put out. CyberLife’s success was an inevitability. Living paycheck to paycheck in Detroit meant you had to hold out hope and fight off exhaustion or die trying, never mind the mold or mice or living on beans and rice and ramen.
GEORGE IV - How important is it to your character that their partner is well washed and clean? Or do they like a bit of grit?
“It’s very important– enough so that it’s one of the reasons I typically prefer androids to humans.”
Elijah makes a face. Regardless of how sweaty and disgusting he and his partner might get during the act, they should certainly be clean beforehand, thank you very much.
Are there any particular android models you consider more sexually attractive than others? Aside from Chloe and Connor, that is.
“In terms of personal preference, I’ll admit a bias towards models I’ve worked on - and in that sense RK200, Markus, is certainly attractive. Despite the uprising he staged against humanity, you’ll find a good number of people agree with me. Now that I think about it, it wouldn’t surprise me if that’s some part of what people find attractive about him.”
He hides a mysterious smile behind a freshly poured mug of coffee. There’s more he could say about Markus, and about the android rebellion itself, but he’s not sure how much he should reveal.
“Other than that? There are certainly some attractive AP700 models. The more time passes, the more CyberLife realizes the necessity of giving sexual capabilities to housekeeping androids… before it came standard, it was by far the most requested feature,” he adds.
He pauses to take another slow sip.
“There’s certainly some kind of observation to be made about the human psyche there. It cooks, it cleans, it watches your children… but more importantly, it satisfies whatever you request of it without complaint, you own it, and you can fuck it. Humans are disgusting, aren’t they?”
Reblog if your muse tends to snort when they laugh!
God I was at that restaurant in Annapolis yesterday that serves those 4 lbs milkshakes and these two dudes were just finishing one together and people were asking them for tips and they were like “you have to get like mint chocolate chip or something because if there’s no texture it gets too boring to finish” and all I could keep thinking was that it can only be a matter of time before some god wipes this town off the map and we will have earned it with our disgusting hubris
Everyone who has ever finished one of these will have it weighed against a feather when they die
Doable? Maybe
Listen. After the Burger Incident of 2016 I’ve learned to accept my fragile mortality and live within the boundaries set for humanity by the Universe.
I’m a little nervous but my curiosity is overwhelming~ what, pray tell, is the Burger incident of 2016?
In 2016 the day Pokémon Go came out I worked up a big appetite with my friends and we went to Steak ‘n Shake and I decided that none of the burgers looked big enough which…..I don’t know if I thought the photos on the menu were actual size I don’t know what was going on but
I asked the server for the biggest one they had and she said “that’s the 7x7, it’s not on the menu…you don’t want that”
And immediately my friends knew I was fucked because I felt challenged which I blame on my middle child syndrome and also on that I am by birth just an idiot so I ordered it without knowing competitive food bloggers write entire articles about this thing.
I sort of knew I was in trouble when the cook came to see who’d ordered it but I wasn’t backing down and in the end I ate all 1300 calories and THEN the fries and ALSO my shake and I had to go to my friend’s and take a three hour nap and when I woke up I was so fucked up that I just started eating leaves straight off her mint plant because antacids weren’t going to cut it.
Then I complained for like two days and Ultimately I learned absolutely nothing.
In case anyone wanted a visual for the 7x7
When you can’t decided between pride and gluttony so commit both sins at the same time.
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HENRY I - If your character’s partner was to suggest dressing up like a sexy tiger and a sexy antelope, how would your character react? :3c
Elijah wrinkles his nose.
“Are you the same person who suggested that I might enjoy wearing historical costumes during sex? Going through your list of unusual roleplay fantasies until my responses tell you what role it’s most appropriate to picture me in while you masturbate?”
More vulgar than usual, but it’s not surprising after the mood the last comment left him in.
“Still, there’s something very arousing about predation. On some base, animalistic level, maybe I do see my sexual conquests as prey. Is there such a difference between feeding one’s hunger for food and feeding one’s hunger for sex? With a partner pinned squirming to the bed, thirium pump rushing and fluttering and their pupils blown wide… the tiger and the antelope become a more apt metaphor than you’d think. Perhaps the only notable difference is that getting what I want makes me hungrier.”
GEORGE VI - Does your character like pushing their boundaries in bed?
“I’d say yes. I like trying new things, and that includes things that make me uncomfortable the first time I try them. There’s a first time for everything.”
He kicks his feet up onto the coffee table, looking pleased with himself.
“I know this isn’t what you asked, but you know me, I can’t help myself,” he continues. “I just thought I should point out that I certainly enjoy pushing others’ boundaries… you’d be surprised what becomes negotiable once you get someone warmed up and relaxed. I almost take more satisfaction in chipping away at someone’s resolve than at getting my prize… there’s a delicious sort of victory when that thick, hazy desire overwhelms their sense of propriety.”
He’s thoroughly distracted now, and he shifts his weight on the couch with a hungry look in his eyes.
“They’re always so quick to reassure me afterwards that they don’t usually do this, that they’ve never done it before. And, just– I know, sweetheart.”
RICHARD II - Is your character sexually jealous?
He hums, lips quirking up into a cold smile.
“Very. More than I should be. I don’t like the idea of someone else taking what’s mine… and I’ll admit it’s caused me trouble once or twice.”
What do you think of people putting their finger(s)/thumb in someone's mouth and have them suck on it?
When Elijah sees the question, he’s in the pool room, looking out through the floor-to-ceiling windows at the constellations.
“Oh, I like this one,” Elijah answers, leaning back into the blood-red cushions of the leather couch. He was well aware the couches– and the entire room, honestly– could be considered tacky, but he had long since decided not to care.
“Thumb in their mouth, holding down their tongue…”
Would your character ever dress up in historical costumes for sexytimes? 😂
Elijah sort of winces, but he doesn’t mean it - you can tell he’s holding back a smile.
“Congratulations, you’ve suggested something I’ve never really considered. No, I’ve never dressed up in a historical costume to have sex.
“Now that you mention it, though, I suppose I see the appeal. There’s definitely a sexual aesthetic to the drug-fueled excess of the 80s, the speakeasies of the 20s, the vulgarity lurking under the ‘proper’ veneer of the Victorian age. Still, I don’t plan to suggest it to a partner any time soon.”
He glances off to the side, finally letting the smile through - probably imagining the sexual implications of costume-wearing.
“Now I’m curious what you had in mind,” he adds teasingly.
