The Hero of Total Procrastination

A light-hearted art parody blog for League of Legends champion, Jayce featuring appearances from his two favorite people: Ezreal and Spero apprenta Mira. Feel free to read the guidelines before sending in an ask!

[askpiltoverjayce]

ladybuvelle replied to your post: Your bio says "fearting" instead of "featuring"

// Fearting: when you are done a frighten and you toot.

Yes. Exactly that.

[askpiltoverjayce]

hats-and-snipes replied to your post: Kinkshamer of Tomorrow

Time to stay far away

What’s the matter, sheriff, got something to hide? LOL.

[hatsandsnipes]

nothING AT ALL

[askpiltoverjayce]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHHHHHMMMM.

[askpiltoverjayce]

Your bio says "fearting" instead of "featuring"

Yo, many thanks! Half of what I write is written in the middle of the night so lord knows how many typos are about my blogs when I’m not paying attention. I appreciate ya.

[askpiltoverjayce]

hats-and-snipes replied to your post: Kinkshamer of Tomorrow

Time to stay far away

What’s the matter, sheriff, got something to hide? LOL.

[askpiltoverjayce]

Kinkshamer of Tomorrow

[pantheon-god-of-war]

Have Pantheon being … Affectionate? 

He got Jayce full Christmas equipment because he heard the guy was sick. @askpiltoverjayce do you feel threatened with a good time yet?

[askpiltoverjayce]

COMPLETELY THREATENED WITH FRIENDSHIP.

[click-the-damn-lantern]

Visit Original Link

Artist: askpiltoverjayce Comic Source: HERE

[askpiltoverjayce]

I LOVE IT. LMFAO.

[askpiltoverjayce]

@youcannotaffordme , @ask-sheriff-caitlyn , @yasuo-the-unforgiven

@askshentheeyeoftwilight , @askpiltoverjayce , @ionianlightning

@mirathemessenger , @progenitorviktor , @timeforatruedisplayofskill

H A P P Y  S N O W D O W N. 

[askpiltoverjayce]

@timeforatruedisplayofskill , @mirathemessenger

@progenitorviktor , and myself

Snowdown icons for mah lovelies.

[askpiltoverjayce]

PILTOVER AMA

Reading the Piltovan AMA on Reddit and the more they answer the more I’ll have for my project. Even if I don’t personally agree with some of the creative choices. I should have my project finished and compiled by the end of the month if all goes as planned or maybe even sooner. Also, apologies for the lack of stuff here, haven’t had the drive to write / draw for the moment due to illness. I’ll poke around with a dope ask answer soon!

So far they have briefly touched on Ezreal’s twin gauntlet and that there is a possibility of expansion of that particular topic.

Orianna in grave detail scattered throughout the AMA.

No definite answer on Piltover’s Finest being romantically involved with each other.

Based on another answer, Zaun is coming soon and a lot more revolving around the City of Progress herself.

According to Rioter “Riot_Bioluminescence on chamberpots:  “I posted elsewhere (I kind of find it amusing I’m talking about chamberpots for Riot) but the technology is definitely there - it’s just unevenly distributed. There are places in the world today where people have cellphones, but no running water. Even in industrialized cities around the world, there can be people on super fast fiber internet connections living in the same 3 mile radius as someone on dial-up or with no connection at all!”

If you’re interested in the rest of the AMA yourself, you can find it here.

[timeforatruedisplayofskill]

askpiltoverjayce replied to your post: Friendly reminder that the “City of Progress” has…

PEASANTS, MY CHAMBER POT IS LINE WITH FLAKED GOLD.

Well if you gotta shit into a fucking pot, I guess you gotta be fashionable about it.

[askpiltoverjayce]

ABSOL-FUCKIN-LOUTELY, MY GOOD EXPLORER. 👍

[azulity]

We’re on the case!

In lieu of recent events, I’ve rediscovered my drive to draw and thus created this little piece both in celebration for all the Piltover (and Zaun) love that the LoL lore is receiving and for my partner in crime. 

Cheers to my one and only Sheriff, @hearthehowling / @ask-sheriff-caitlyn for being boss of a lifetime. Looking forward to cracking cases with you soon <3

[hearthehowling]

A few tweaks here and there, and we’ll be back on the case in no time.

I’ve missed Piltover so much, and it looks like it’s time to make a return to the City of Progress, in tandem now with its biggest rival and shadow. I’ll have your six in the coming months, so long as you have mine. <3

[youcannotaffordme]

I will always have your six, partner. Now until the end <3

@hearthehowling

[askpiltoverjayce]

AAAAAAAA, YA’LL ARE SOPRECIOUS.

[askpiltoverjayce]

Vik and Jayce new lore as told by emojis. Blame Vik for telling me to post this garbage LOL.

@progenitorviktor

[askpiltoverjayce]

❅`~❆ MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY SNOWDOWN LIL’ APPRENTA ❆~`❅

@mirathemessenger

[askpiltoverjayce]

"I told you robots were stupid. Look what you did now-- I told you, you didn't... believe me...". 

"i didn't believe... in you"

I GOTTA LOT OF FEELINGS RN OK SO I HAD TO SCRIBBLE THIS FROM @progenitorviktor AND I’S CONVERSATION WE HAD AFTER WE READ THE NEW LORE.

[askpiltoverjayce]

When you read the released lore on Jayce and have been canonly writing the character correctly for over 4 years. I am fucking crying. Feels real good, man. Real. Fucking good.

Cheers to my partner in crime @progenitorviktor

[progenitorviktor]

HUMANITY RISES

Everything @askpiltoverjayce and I have written. We’ve been right all along. Together. 

Down to the description of the vertical world of Zaun, to Viktor’s lab filled with corpses, to even the explosion following the crystal’s destruction, nailed it all point by point to the details. 

We’ve paved the way, APJ. We really did. You’re Jayce and I’m Viktor. All of these pieces falling into place as we had imagined before Riot even, this is truly awesome. 

[askpiltoverjayce]

U CRUSHED MY DREAMS OF HAVING A SUPER BOORISH BFF FOR LIFE. BUT NO YOU HAD TO GO CARVE SOME SKULLS AND BUILD ROBOTS. 

JFC SMH.

[askpiltoverjayce]

ionianlightning replied to your post: When you read the released lore on Jayce and have...

THE JAYCE WE NEED AND DESERVE

UNCONTROLLABLE GROSS SOBBING, HUG ME MY FAR AWAY IONIAN SON.