Auntie Snixx

Yes, I'm the girl with raging yeast infection. Yes, it went away.

[askkhummel-blog1]

I think I found a place!

[asksantanalopez-blog1]

askkhummel:

Butthole wasn’t the word I was having trouble with, shit was.

It is! A commute as well, but it wouldn’t be every day thankfully (lot of working from home in my pajamas, how heavenly is that?) and the place I want to rent makes it closer to an hour and a half. I’m going to be figuring out the likelihood of making everything work next week, if all goes well with the housing.

Sorry, I forgot that you’re the queen of England and your royal lips are too delicate to refer to it as anything but “excrement.”

I definitely like the idea of working from home. Getting to get up when you want to and make your own schedule? That’s heaven.

[askjssterling-blog]

I just saw a bride calling out her groom at the altar for sleeping with her friend, proceed to kick said friend out of the weeding and marry the guy either way. Great photo op for reactions, though, and we still got food. Straight couples, keep doing you.

[asksantanalopez-blog1]

Oh, my. What did the groom have to say about it?

[asksantanalopez-blog1]

askfinnhudson:

Unless you can get money given to you, you need a job to make that money.

Thanks for the advice, Captain Obvious. Super helpful.

[askblainedwarbler]

Accidental Mass Text

[asksantanalopez-blog1]

askblainedwarbler:

Blaine: I’m sorry, Santana. I won’t ever do it again, I promise.

Santana: You’d better not.

Santana: And you seriously need to step up your sexy selfie game. For Jeff’s sake.

Santana: Invest in a tripod.

[asksantanalopez-blog1]

ask-kittywildecherrio:

Maybe because you know I’ll do better in New York  than you ever have.

I know that you’ll do average at best. No one does well in New York except for Donald Trump and the cast of the Today Show. Anyway, I can just see you elbow-deep in boiling sanitizer scrubbing sticky, dried up soda off of a booth in some shitty tourist trap diner, so watch out.

[asksantanalopez-blog1]

ask-missmarleyrose:

Not really no, but we all mess up. But you’re clearly still doing good. You are not stupid.

I’m alright. Alright, Marley. There’s a distinct difference between alright and good. I am a little stupid. It’s okay. I’m not gonna fix it if I can’t acknowledge it first.

[asksantanalopez-blog1]

askformerwarblerhunter:

Who said I was trying to expose you? Stating facts - that jealousy doesn’t suit you - isn’t the same as “exposing someone”. Don’t make everything so dramatic. You’ve got the disposition to live that rich life, just find fame or marry rich. Personally, I recommend both.

Well, I’m still working on the finding fame thing. So far, I’ve only found gig money. Marrying rich sounds good, too, but I’m gonna marry Brittany and she’s broke as hell.

[asksantanalopez-blog1]

askfinnhudson:

I guess it depends what kind of job you want to do. It is something I feel I can do. And it took me long enough to realize it.

Well, I don’t want a job, really. I just wanna be rich.

[askkhummel-blog1]

I think I found a place!

[asksantanalopez-blog1]

askkhummel:

There was a house in the listings that had 2 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms, but I assumed it was 1 per person and a downstairs guest bathroom for privacy reasons, not that they had issues with their…. bowels.

In Cincinnati actually, but of course! It’s not New York, it’s not Vogue, but it’s an opportunity I want to explore if allowed. Starting point to starting over.

It’s called a butthole, Kurt. You can say it.

Cincinnati? That’s fancy. You’ve gotta keep me updated.

[asksantanalopez-blog1]

ask-missmarleyrose:

I think so. I think I’m going to really like New York. Well hey now, I think you’re doing good for yourself.

I’m doing alright, but blowing your entire college fund on heels, liquor, and Clover Canyon dresses is not an admirable path to follow. I’m kinda stupid sometimes.

[asksantanalopez-blog1]

ask-kittywildecherrio:

Jealous?

Why on earth would I be jealous? I literally live in New York already.

[asksantanalopez-blog1]

askfinnhudson:

I do. At least then you know you have a set time when you know you will have time off, for the summer and during the school year when there are breaks. Working anywhere else, you just have to make sure no one else is working on the days you want off.

Yeah, I guess. Still, there’s not enough money on the planet to pay me to spend the next week back in high school, much less the next 20-30 years of my life.

[askblainedwarbler]

Accidental Mass Text

[asksantanalopez-blog1]

askblainedwarbler:

Blaine: I was pointing out that I had a sunburn, which never happens. And it’s not a shirt. It’s a speedo.

Santana: Well, excuse me. I wasn’t about to scroll back up and take another peek for accuracy’s sake. I’m literally on call with my eye doctor right now. I actually think that I need my prescription boosted after seeing that.

[asksantanalopez-blog1]

askformerwarblerhunter:

Green really isn’t your color, Santana.

I see what you’re doing. The good old “you hate me ‘cause you ain’t me” approach. That’s true. I want your money. It’s not a secret. You’re really not exposing me here.

[asksantanalopez-blog1]

Do you believe in a forever kind of love?

Yes, I do. Even if things aren’t going the way I want them to right now... I feel it. I really do think that I have it.

[askkhummel-blog1]

I think I found a place!

[asksantanalopez-blog1]

askkhummel:

Oh, no, typo on my part. Only one and a half bathrooms - One full bath-slash-shower-slash-toilet and one that’s just got a toilet downstairs. I was thinking one bedroom for me and one as either a guest bedroom or a room for me to work on designs if I get this job with a local clothing designer. I debated on a roommate but there’s only a few people I’d be willing to live with.

I was gonna say. That’s absolutely crazy, especially for only two bedrooms. If you’re shitting so much that you need five bathrooms, you should probably just, like... get help. 

A local clothing designer? In Lima? Interesting. You’ll have to tell me how that pans out.

[asksantanalopez-blog1]

askfinnhudson:

Yeah. I know what you mean. As for work, that is something I haven’t got to do for a while, unless I am helping Burt out.

Ugh, that’s right. You get summer vacations, because you’re spending the rest of your life in high school. I feel like that balances itself out pretty quick.