*Similarly to the last letter, the envelope bears the Archivist’s name in dark brown ink and smells heavily of roasted coffee beans.*
First off, allow me to apologize for this belated response. With the Cookies from Parfaedia here in the Creme Republic, our productivity has been at an all time high. We truly cannot thank you enough for sending us your archive’s contents, especially the books concerning Cookiekind’s own forgotten history.
We also understand your Headmaster’s reluctance. No magical society, nor institution, would exist without secrets meant to protect the public. We also acknowledge that it may be difficult to part with such an item, considering its connection to your former student. Although we also ask you to understand our own eagerness to research fragments of the moonstone, considering they may hold the key we need in these dire circumstances.
With this letter you shall find additional documents and books from Parfaedia, specifically detailing their own magical advancements since the Dark Flour War.
We seek no other books at this time, as we are still combing through what you have sent us, but know that this research exchange is something we constantly look forward to.
*With barely a flick of your incorporeal wrist, you are unable to unravel the letter’s true contents, hidden under spellwork that seems a tad more detailed than last time.*
Fourteen. Fourteen times. FOURTEEN TIMES THEY REJECTED MY DRAFT FOR THIS REPLY. Nothing is ever good enough for the Elders unless it carefully masks every slimy intent they have. It’s infuriating, and the exact reason I had tried to separate myself from such politics when I first moved to the Vanilla Kingdom. At least they fund my lab and housing now.
I must give my thanks to a Parfaedian colleague of mine, Latte Cookie, as well as a foolish paladin I know for helping me construct a draft that passed the Elders inspection. Although if it wasn’t for Latte Cookie and I, this letter would have been filled with Madeline Cookie’s pious prose. Please ignore most of what is written in the "official version” as it is mostly republic drivel. Or as Strawberry Crepe Cookie put it, “cringeworthy”.
My personal grievances with my employers aside, thank you for what you have provided. Your journal was fascinating to read, a far cry from any of the research I had access to in my youth. While Coffee Magic was the first theorem I published, ever since I first learned of Soul Jam, I have been interested in matters related to the soul. The resonance between our own souls, our innate magic, and life powder, is an unbelievable thing to behold.
Reading the books you have sent, it is a shame how far Cookiekind’s understanding of magic and the soul has fallen. Even Parfaedia, hailed as the capital of magic, isolates themselves to the practice of “Dessert Magic”, a term that simply coins a Cookie’s own innate magical capabilities. The majority of the Creme Republic’s own population too, despite being home to the descendants of the Vanilla Kingdom, is deluded with how they view White Magic.
I have kept your journal hidden, but in the case of the moonstone fragments, I have assembled a small team of my most trusted colleagues to help research the latent spellwork. Our work has been a bit difficult to perform due to its secrecy, but we have made immense progress even with the smaller pieces.
From what we understand thus far, the moonstone acts as a perfect conduit to the “dark side of the moon” that the Beast of Deceit and I once conversed about in the Vanilla Kingdom. While the true nature of Pure Vanilla Cookie’s spell still alludes us, given the other Ancients’ testimony of the final battle, we have not thrown out the possibility that Dark Enchantress Cookie’s counterspell may have possibly corrupted, or even reworked, the seal’s original intent.
We believe that rather than being sealed within the moonstone itself, Dark Enchantress Cookie’s body had been sealed within an other-realm tied to Dark Moon Magic, whereas Pure Vanilla Cookie had only his consciousness sealed. When GingerBrave and his friends destroyed the moonstone, it likely resulted in the release of whatever dormant magic the moonstone had built up through the years, which created a perfect gateway for the cake witch to use to escape confinement.
I wish I could ask GingerBrave and his companions more, but no one has seen them since the evacuation of the Vanilla Kingdom. We suspect the Beast of Judgement’s involvement in their disappearance, but the Creme Republic has forbidden any espionage for the time being.
Despite that, Strawberry Crepe Cookie has been attempting to hack into the Vanillian Wafflebots database remotely from the republic. It hasn’t been successful so far given the distance between the two locations, but the thesis you sent them has caused Strawberry Crepe Cookie to become, what Latte Cookie called, “over-inspired”. I can no longer enter my lab without hearing an echoing cackle from somewhere within, alongside the sound of a blowtorch and a monitor running analysis protocols.
Still, I am grateful to see that the thesis has lightened their mood. Leaving the Vanilla Kingdom was not easy for them, especially when a mutual friend of ours did not follow suit.
As of right now, our plan is to continue analyzing the moonstone and the documents you provided us. While we hope it will not come to it, we (especially the Elders) anticipate that a new seal may be necessary to stop the world’s current madness.
On that note, we will continue our attempts to get in contact with the Beast of Deceit. With the forbiddance of Dark Moon Magic’s practice of any kind in today’s age, very few Cookies are capable of successfully performing it with minimal consequences. Although, even if we were able to figure out how to recreate Pure Vanilla Cookie’s exact spellwork, I do not believe Shadow Milk Cookie would be willing to cast it.
*Attached to this letter, initially disguised as a sticky note, is a photograph. The person who took the photo is standing far away, but the main focus of the image appears to a child with pink hair. They bear a maniacal, yet happy, expression as they stand atop a Wafflebot performing some sort of action. Off to the side, a woman with a witch-like hat and long pale hair seems to be cheering them on. The photo appears lighthearted at a glance, yet in the bottom right corner the faint, yet recognizable, outline of a fire can be seen.*
*On the back of the photo, penned in familiar brown ink, reads, “Do not mind the open, controlled flame. I was brewing my 7th pot of coffee and it was caught in the frame. Worry not, the fire sigil used has been designed to not burn anything except the kettle.”*
*Much like the previous letters, the Archivist includes a cover letter of sorts, one that just apologizes for the lateness of the reply and asks a few follow up questions on magical advancements and Coffee Magic. He also gives a status report of sorts about him whittling down the Headmaster bit by bit to hopefully get the moonstone samples. Enough to satisfy the bureaucrats, surely.*
*Hidden in the pages of another historical text sent along with the false letter is the true letter, hidden delicately by magic, this time seemingly be a bit more tuned to unravel for Espresso Cookie’s particular magical signature.*
That is bureaucracy for you. If there’s something that never changes with time it would be that. They always stick their noses in where they are not welcomed, and their intent is almost never pure. Where I hale had likely fallen to the sands of time by now, but I assure you that my equivalent to your Elders were much the same. It is why I moved to working under the Academy’s banner. The First Headmaster, long, long before either of our time, was a pioneer of knowledge, and put many protections on our ability to research within its walls. Though, those protections were tied to the Yogurt Province, so I’m not sure they would apply in any way today, sadly.
I’m glad you found the contents enlightening. And ah, that age old prejudice persisted, it seemed. Magic is magic, and though some is highly dangerous and should only be practiced by a skilled and cautious hand, it is not evil. White Moon Magic and Dark Moon Magic, for example, can not exist without each other. There is a balance to it that should be maintained. The cookie’s intent is usually what corrupts the result rather than the magic itself. Though balance shifting can also cause corruption but I would be rambling if I went on any more about that. You have my journal already, after all.
I apologize for the lack of more samples. I was honest in the cover letter about the Headmaster’s stubborn nature. He is being rather bullheaded. Always had been, truly. I wish you and your team luck. If I had access to my old equipment outside of the Academy I would aid you more in your research myself. My college, the Alchemist, is rather in the pocket of the Headmaster and will likely not allow me access to the labs, so I only have observational notes, which I’ve attached to this letter.
Hmm…your theory is valid and gives food for thought. Once I get the chance I will run some of the tests I can down in the Hall of Enlightenment to see if any of the ambient magic remains in the environment as a whole.
It is interesting that the Beast of Judgement would be keeping these children within his grasp, since that is the only conclusion I could come to here. Also, just because your government forbids it doesn’t mean it can’t be done. Food for thought.
This Strawberry Crepe seems like a terrifying joy that I would like to have had as a student. I enjoy chaotic young minds such as them. I hope they can get some eyes into the Vanilla Kingdom.
I wish you luck in contacting the Beast of Deceit, but I am not sure if those labors will bear much fruit.
*Also tucked within the books, under a similar spell to the letter, are two student files. They are old and yellowing around the edges with age but are in rather good condition regardless. A note is stuck on the front of the folder containing them “What the Headmaster doesn’t know will not hurt him. I’m not sure of how helpful these will be, but this is information no one would have access to any longer.”*