Shameless Pug

I am the fearsome and mighty protector of Pitchiner, the Cerebus of NDU. My name is Tarminator, and all will bow before my adorableness. Or, you know, ask me things. Whichever works.

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shit it's technically three minutes after halloween now aw well I JUST WANTED TO KISS YOUR PRECIOUS FACE ANYWAY

Not to worry, it’s always Halloween somewhere!

…I think. That’s how time zones work, isn’t it?

I know Pitchiner sometimes says the same thing about happy hour.

And with a face like this, who could blame you?

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Happy halloween!! *kisses ur nose*

Aw, thank you, Miss Bee!

Happy halloween to you as well! I hope your evening was awesome and fun and safe!

Oh! I’m sorry, it’s been a bit of a long night. Soooo many trick-or-treaters to bark at…

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Are you gonna protect me from scary monsters this Halloween?

Of course I will! No monsters are gonna come anywhere near this house unless they want some of this!

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58 and 48

48. Were you single over the last summer?

Not since the Guardian's Ball, nope! My dear Mr. Pickles and I have been inseparable since.

Except when I get taken out on walkies. Mr. Pickles doesn't like going outside very much.

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

I like both equally well! But most of the people nearest and dearest to my heart do happen to be boys. Which is good too! So long as they're generous with pats and treats, nothing else really matters.

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TARMY! MY MOST FAVORITEST DOGGY IN THE WHOLE WORLD! I LOVE YOU!

Eeeep! Uh, I… er, hi, Sera! I love you too!

Please don’t pull on my ears again

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7~, 30, 42, 65, and 75 <3

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

Nothing at all~

(Well, okay, I do have my collar on. Can't be going around totally nude now; that'd be indecent!)

30. Does anyone hate you?

Gosh, I certainly hope not!

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?

Yes! Well, assuming I can find Purradox. She can be really good at playing hide-and-go-seek!

65. Are your toenails painted pink?

No. I don't have any thumbs so application of nail polish is a very tricky thing. I would if I could, though!

75. Did you wake up cranky?

I'm never cranky! The world is filled with amazing sounds and smells and people and everything is so neat how could anyone possibly be cranky? I love everything!

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Some real creepy , get your fix.

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

8. How often do you listen to music?

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?

13. What about ‘R’?

14. Can you drive a stick shift?

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

16. Are you going out of town soon?

17. When was the last time you cried?

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?

24. What are you sitting on right now?

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

28. Do you get a lot of colds?

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?

30. Does anyone hate you?

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?

32. Do you like watching scary movies?

33. Do you want your tongue pierced?

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

35. Did you have a dream last night?

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

44. What’s the best part about school?

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

48. Were you single over the last summer?

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?

52. Are you nice to everyone?

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

56. Do you think you like someone?

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?

60. Do you hate anyone?

61. How’s your heart?

62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

63. Have you ever cried over a guy?

64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?

65. Are your toenails painted pink?

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

70. How do you look right now?

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?

72. Can you commit to one person?

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

74. Have you ever felt replaced?

75. Did you wake up cranky?

76. Are you a jealous person?

77. Are relationships ever worth it?

78. Anyone you’re giving up on?

79. Currently wanting to see anyone?

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

81. Last person you cried in front of?

82. Is there someone you will never forget?

83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

85. Are you over your past?

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?

96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

97. Who do you have texts from?

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?

101. Ever kissed under fireworks?

102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?

[asktarminator]

Tar and koz would you like to have tea with me love from lady V

Sure, we'd love to!

Am I doing this right?

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Thank you for your existence tar *pets and hug gives a rose and a rose for koz too and hug koz* I wouldn't forget you too koz. -Lady V

Thank you for your pets, miss V! You are too kind!

Watch out around Koz, though; Pitch tends to give people the stinkeye if they get too affectionate.

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*a warrior femsle injured with an arrow*Hey ask your Master for medical supplies please* spit out blood and faint*

HOLY KIBBLES AND BITS!

THAT LOOKS BAD REALLY BAD

HOLD ON LADY I'LL GO GET DADDY

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A little girl with long black hair sits down infont of you, "Doggy" she picks you up and starts petting you.

Mmm, that's nice. Could you give me a scratch behind the ears while you're at it?

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Yep, i've lived through alot, I've been to war with one human, traveled with another across the sea, but at some point I started to hate humans for some reason, can't really remember though...." he sighs, "I guess its because since I live a long time.... I hate the fact all my humans left without me...."

Yeah, I can see how that would be tough! I hate it when my humans leave without me too! They keep saying something about having to go to 'class', whatever that is. I hear them complain about it a lot too! I don't know why they would want to go there instead of staying at home with me!

Hmph.

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*gives a treat* lady v here hey tar what is your zodiac sign *puts a cover over koz's death stare face * now would you kindly stop making faces koz

Ahh, don't be mean to Daddy! His face is very nice!

But thank you for the treat! I'm a Gemini, dollface.

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"I'm a 1400yrs old in dogs years and still young and as lively as a pup," he scratches behind his ear.

Wow, that really is something! You musta seen a lot of stuff in your lifetime. Is that why you're so big? Did you just not stop growing?

I'm only 7 in dog years, myself!

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Yeah, especaily when you get it straight from the pig, 200 yrs ago I could just go to a farm and eat a whole pig if I wanted to, but now that have the buzzing fences that shock you

Oh well that's not very nice of them at all! What meanies!

200 years, huh? Is that in dog years or human years?

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hey tar I just watched a video of a dog getting all excited at the final scene of homeward bound and I was just wondering if your daddy and you ever watch movies together, and if so what's your fav?

Daddy and I watch a lot of movies!

Homeward Bound is really, really good and I really like that one!

I also like 101 Dalmatians, Beethoven, Oliver and Company, The Fox and the Hound, and Air Bud. Old Yeller is supposed to be a good movie about a dog too but Daddy won't let me watch that one for some reason.

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Yeah yeah, her claws work fine with my tickle spots

Well that's good. It's always nice to have someone who cares for you and who you can go home to. It's the best feeling in the world!

Except for maybe eating fresh bacon. That feels really good too!