Ask Marvin & Whizzer

The worst askblog ever for the worst couple ever.

[askwhizzvin-blog]

Clearly this blog is doing something right

[highraccoon]

17 days into October and i haven’t gone on one gay fall coffee date????? what kind of bullshit???????????

[felderwin]

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

[askwhizzvin-blog]

Hey your blog is really nice!! And i love your cosplays of marvin and whizzer!! Also i was wondering if the videos you guys posted where at the tampa bay convention center and if so what con?

[[ yeah the videos were from Megacon Tampa at the Tampa convention center! -WhizzerMod

[askwhizzvin-blog]

Hey I hope you know I get gayer every time I see your icon (((specifically that whizzer like,,,,,,, damn)))

Thanks anon! I too get gayer every time I see me. Glad you like the icon though! -Whizzer

[vaginal-erection]

[redsatinsheets]

im the grown ass man

[surreal--memes]

[heckifiknowcomics]

hang in there buddy.

[web-wrecker]

He?

[politiho]

[askwhizzvin-blog]

Marvin? What is this. -Whizzer

[askwhizzvin-blog]

delete this.

[askwhizzvin-blog]

Marvin? What is this. -Whizzer

[gizmoguy]

falsettos + texts [ pt. 1 / ? ]

[date-a-mendel-suggestion]

Date a Mendel who eats dirt

Dirt for lonch,,,,,,,,,,L O V T H E C R O N C H

[askwhizzvin-blog]

Mendel, do you need a psychiatrist? -Marvin @date-a-mendel-suggestion

[askwhizzvin-blog]

Me spending any money that's physical cash and not in my bank account total : this doesn't count as spending, it's not real. It doesn't exist

[marvinslinguini]

how to keep ur man:

1. Be a patsy

2. Lose at chess

3. Be always bravely acquiesce 

4. Clip the coupons

5. Make the dinner

6. Love him

[crysettos]

drop your man if he wants you to:

1. Be a patsy

2. Lose at chess

3. Be always bravely acquiesce

4. Clip the coupons

5. Make the dinner

6. Love him

[askwhizzvin-blog]

Whizzer: I’m gonna show you guys how to get money from your stingy boyfriend.... Marvin you- you dropped a dollar--”

Marvin: “Oh Uh Thanks for telling me.”

[rogueallure-blog-blog]

[flylittlekoala]

the first time EVER scientists managed to spot a pair of deep sea octopi mating it turned out to be 1. two males and 2. two males of different species 3. the much smaller octopus was clearly topping. neither of the octopi showed any sign of distress, so they clearly were into it, and octopi are too smart not to know what they were doing. source

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

the animal kingdom is a lot gayer than people want you to believe.

[cassesque-deactivated20221107]

everything is a lot gayer than people want you to believe.

[peppapigvevo]

octopi are gay culture

[cloudfreed]

reblog if you love this interracial gay couple that refuses to conform to society’s expectations of sexual roles based on size

[terafonne]

honestly if you go on wikipedia the list of documented homosexuality is easily 300+ species