Gruvia Lover

I love Fairy Tail but mostly Gray x Juvia. Voltron, Danganronpa and Star Wars, with a hint of comedy.

[trainwiz]

I have replaced the dragons in Skyrim with the state of Ohio.

[orpheusilver]

hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

[heartshop]

Christians with jesus christ

[no-thats-absurd]

why is there a new popular post with a joke about eucharist every week on this website

[kushblazer666]

[firebreathingeli]

Problamatic show: Totally Spies!

Discuss.

[yoshthethird]

This.

[chrisisjustalie]

tumblr mobile won’t load but I bet it’s the fucking mirror lasers

[ahandsomechicken]

“yeah can i get a 60k with everything on it”

[chaosbeautiful]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[kittensnax]

The Shell CEO has this lever on their desk at all times

[meetthehelper]

Do any of you wanna see a picture I took of some extremely powerful items

[meetthehelper]

Your fates are sealed

[meetthehelper]

The Elixers

[meetthehelper]

[beggars-opera]

Aren’t you glad covid didn’t happen in 2005 like all the scene kids would be calling the new variant the omnomnomicron with a cartoon dinosaur or something

[s0ph1sticated]

I made you a vaccine but I eated it

[beggars-opera]

@six-of-ravens

[yeswevegotavideo]

that one definitely deserves elevation from the tags

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

u guys ever wonder if someone’s using ur pictures to catfish

[square2017]

no some of us are ugly

[glumshoe]

if a werewolf dies but they were an organ donor does someone get a new kidney that turns into a wolf kidney once a month

[causual-unknown-hideout]

imagine having a feeling of pure bloodlust radiate from one side of your mid-back approximately every 28 days

[glumshoe]

I don’t need to imagine

[broke-invisalign]

this whole year felt like a hallucination what happened

[princeofnerds]

January: Attempted coup

February: ???

March: Ever Given gets stuck in the Suez Canal

April-November: ?!?!?!

December: Orbs

[laivaaja-deactivated20250302]

Imperial Snapchat

Imperial Snapchat. Admiral Piett is currently leading the contest.

Thanks for the wonderful idea, @kaelinaloveslomaris and @occasionalinanity

[mmn-darthfett-deactivated202211]

I am sorry

[padawansuggest]

Boba: Hey, Vader, wanna take a selfie?

Anakin hindbrain: *chanting* SELFIE SELFIE SELFIE SELFIE-

Vader: …ugh, fine.

Boba: lol cool, I’m gonna use the cat ears feature!

Anakin hindbrain: *ungodly screeching noises*

[transcatgirl551]

The fucking level of art quality for this fucking shitpost.

[hyvetyrant]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

OMG IT GAINED QUALITY BONUS MATERIAL I love this fucking shitpost

[emergentpattern]

[outofcontextarthur]

[eroscestlavie]

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

[chimpanzeedotcom]

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

[deathstars]

me remembering that luke and rey didn’t even have a good relationship and we didn’t get to see them as a parental relationship or even as friends

[artoodeetoa]

cant believe they expected us to believe luke saw rey; a lonely kid from a desert planet dreaming about finding her parents, struggling with her identity, and dealing with the weight and pressure of bringing back the jedi…. and he didnt want to help her. not only that, they also made them argue the whole time. SICK

[deathstars]

the real luke skywalker would meet rey and be like oh i know you. i’m your dad now. i can teach you three things: how to Force, how to make the perfect cup of hot chocolate, and how to destroy fascists. let’s go do barrel-rolls in x-wings

[softieskywalker]

the way the real luke skywalker would have taken a single glance at that feral desert girl and been like. "my child now." come here girl I'll teach you how to build moisture vaporators so you never have to exploit yourself for water. yes this is more important than jedi training. yes we can cover that later. oh you want to fight kyle? oh you're struggling with the idea that he might still have a soul? ok learn from my mistakes and don't lose a hand in a fight you can't win, but also did i tell you about the time i beat my dad's ass so hard he bounced back to the light side? funny story actually,

all of this in the 10 minutes after she gives him anakin's lightsaber

[deathstars]

Rey: i was abandoned by my family on a backwater desert planet and waited for them for most of my life before a droid and the man who would become my best friend showed up and i chose to leave everything i knew behind in order to help save them and help the rebellion. i am very strong with the force and want to learn in order to protect the ones i love but my own capacity for darkness scares me. i need help understanding who i am and what my power means

Luke:

[softieskywalker]

the force: here, have an apprentice who's a metaphorical narrative mirror for you. she needs guidance and a mentor figure.

luke: oh you mean my new daughter

the force: what

[deathstars]

Rey: here dad meet my friends

Luke, meeting orphan mechanic rebel rose tico, pilot with a flair for drama poe dameron, and man who chose goodness in the face of overwhelming evil and is powerful in the force finn: oh you mean all my new kids

[softieskywalker]

luke, talking to the force ghosts of the jedi council: so my first apprentice grogu has a mandalorian dad right? and he told me about how he rescued him and adopted him and how that's custom for mandalorians, right? to adopt the children they rescue. so THEN i got hit with a tax bill for religious organizations and i thought you know what doesn't get taxed? children. like when you have a child. you're not paying the government for having a child. SO i thought you know what i ain't payin the government shit-

force ghost obi-wan: but isn't leia the chancellor?

luke: EXACTLY imagine paying taxes to your sister!!! i'd rather die. anyway that's how i ended up with 15 children. they're all skywalkers.

yoda: force-sensitive, some of them are not.

luke: yes. your point?

[inky-starlight]

@softieskywalker you can’t just leave absolute gold in the tags