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@asmallbutpowerfulplant
redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat
he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this”Â
“So.. I paid for a professional photo shoot of my cat, no regrets”
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Pay model for delivery apps:
Excluding bonuses, DoorDash decides how much a delivery is worth based on distance. Let’s say DD has decided a delivery is worth $8.
If you tip $2 in the app, the driver gets $6 from DD and $2 from you. So they still get $8 total.Â
If you tip $10 in the app, the driver gets $10 from you and nothing from DD. Congrats. You played yourself. You just saved DD $8 and the driver barely got a tip, even though you were generous!!
If you tip $10 CASH, the driver gets $8 from DoorDash in the app and $10 CASH from you, so they get $18 total.Â
If you don’t have cash on hand, ask the driver for their CashApp or Venmo when they get to your door.Â
Putting money directly into the hands of delivery people is how you ensure tips aren’t being skimmed. Other platforms have similar pay models. And, if you think I’m making this up, google the multiple class-action lawsuits against instacart for stealing tips.
I know this is a typo but this is so Fucking comical it's poetic
“Which I measured with my rulers”
This has been in my queue for four months.
People who aren’t panic buying and just need basic necessities
literally me yesterday
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He’s the best character in that entire series. Change my mind.
#2020 mood
“To Kill a Mockingbird” by Harper Lee
“Pride and Prejudice” by Jane Austen
“The Diary of Anne Frank” by Anne Frank
“1984” by George Orwell
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone" by J.K. Rowling
“The Lord of the Rings” (1-3) by J.R.R. Tolkien
“The Great Gatsby” by F. Scott Fitzgerald
“Charlotte’s Web” by E.B. White
“The Hobbit” by J.R.R. Tolkien
“Little Women” by Louisa May Alcott
“Fahrenheit 451” by Ray Bradbury
“Jane Eyre” by Charlotte Bronte
“Animal Farm” by George Orwell
“Gone with the Wind” by Margaret Mitchell
“The Catcher in the Rye” by J.D. Salinger
“The Book Thief” by Markus Zusak
“The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” by Mark Twain
“The Hunger Games” by Suzanne Collins
“The Help” by Kathryn Stockett
“The Lion, the Witch, and the Wadrobe” by C.S. Lewis
“The Grapes of Wrath” by John Steinbeck
“The Lord of the Flies” by William Golding
“The Kite Runner” by Khaled Hosseini
“Night” by Elie Wiesel
“Hamlet” by William Shakespeare
“A Wrinkle in Time” by Madeleine L'Engle
“Of Mice and Men” by John Steinbeck
“A Tale of Two Cities” by Charles Dickens
“Romeo and Juliet” by William Shakespeare
“The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy” by Douglas Adams
“The Secret Garden” by Frances Hodgson Burnett
“A Christmas Carol” by Charles Dickens
“The Little Prince” by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
“Brave New World” by Aldous Huxley
“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” by J.K. Rowling
“The Giver” by Lois Lowry
“The Handmaid’s Tale” by Margaret Atwood
“Where the Sidewalk Ends” by Shel Silverstein
“Wuthering Heights” Emily Bronte
“The Fault in Our Stars” by John Green
“Anne of Green Gables” by L.M. Montgomery
“The Adventures of Tom Sawyer” by Mark Twain
“Macbeth” by William Shakespeare
“The Girl with a Dragon Tattoo” by Stieg Larrson Â
“Frankenstein” by Mary Shelley
“The Holy Bible: King James Version”
“The Color Purple” by Alice Walker
“The Count of Monte Cristo” by Alexandre Dumas
“A Tree Grows in Brooklyn” by Betty Smith
“East of Eden” by John Steinbeck
“Alice in Wonderland” by Lewis Carroll
“In Cold Blood” by Truman Capote
“Catch-22” by Joseph Heller
“The Stand” by Stephen King
“Outlander” by Diana Gabaldon
“Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” by J.K. Rowling
“Enders Game” by Orson Scott Card
“Anna Karenina” by Leo Tolstoy
“Watership Down” by Richard Adams
“Memoirs of a Geisha” by Arthur Golden
“Rebecca” by Daphne du Maurier
“A Game of Thrones” by George R.R. Martin
“Great Expectations” by Charles Dickens
“The Old Man and the Sea” by Ernest Hemingway
“The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes” (#3) by Arthur Conan Doyle
“Les Misérables” by Victor Hugo
“Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” by J.K. Rowling
“Life of Pi” by Yann Martel
“The Scarlet Letter” by Nathaniel Hawthorne
“Celebrating Silence: Excerpts from Five Years of Weekly Knowledge” by Sri Sri Ravi Shankar
“The Chronicles of Narnia” by C.S. Lewis
“The Pillars of the Earth” by Ken Follett
“Catching Fire” by Suzanne Collins
“Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” by Roald Dahl
“Dracula” by Bram Stoker
“The Princess Bride” by William Goldman
“Water for Elephants” by Sara Gruen
“The Raven” by Edgar Allan Poe
“The Secret Life of Bees” by Sue Monk Kidd
“The Poisonwood Bible: A Novel” by Barbara Kingsolver
“One Hundred Years of Solitude” by Gabriel GarcĂÂa Márquez
“The Time Traveler’s Wife” by Audrey Niffenegger
“The Odyssey” by Homer
“The Good Earth (House of Earth #1)” by Pearl S. Buck
“Mockingjay (Hunger Games #3)” by Suzanne Collins
“And Then There Were None” by Agatha Christie
“The Thorn Birds” by Colleen McCullough
“A Prayer for Owen Meany” by John Irving
“The Glass Castle” by Jeannette Walls
“The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks” by Rebecca Skloot
“Crime and Punishment” by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
“The Road” by Cormac McCarthy
“The Things They Carried” by Tim O'Brien
“Siddhartha” by Hermann Hesse
“Beloved” by Toni Morrison
“Slaughterhouse-Five” by Kurt Vonnegut
“Cutting For Stone” by Abraham Verghese
“The Phantom Tollbooth” by Norton Juster
“The Brothers Karamazov” by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
“The Story of My Life” by Helen Keller
Reblog with how many you’ve read. (Thirty-one for me.)
I’m up to 34 now. How about you?
literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona
this is rocking my world view i feel like i have to call my family
HEY I THOUGHT THIS WAS DOCTORED BUT I GOOGLED IT AND ITS REAL
I’m right and I should say it
Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?
“Hey”
“Hey”
“greetings, whore”
“[fortnite dances]”
2 months of total silence and then texting a meme
