I'm An Icon, Everybody Hit Delete

hello fuckos welcome to hell town

[beemovieerotica]

[alextheominous]

[menlove-archive]

"girl dinner is when you don't eat teehee" "men think about the roman empire women think about their ex best friends and poetry" "✨sapphic love✨ is so pure and innocent and sweet unlike nasty gross Man Lust" "girl math is when you can buy starbucks and makeup because you didn't buy it yesterday so it's free" "I'm going to explain (complex topic) for the girlies! so basically it's like when you go shopping-" "I love women because they're so soft and smooth and feminine and we can talk about girly things and they're not sweaty or hairy or horny like gross men" "women should be unemployed girls don't need jobs men should do all that for us" "ugh girls that don't like pink or being feminine just need to stop being such pick mes and get over their internalized misogyny it's gross"

god save my hairy dyke ass from this hell before I start whacking people's shins with my Girl Baseball Bat. teehee!

[headspace-hotel]

[finnskeeper]

What's your word?

I got "spot"

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[agressiveyodeling]

Audio & visual:

Man holding beer: “Wanna beer?” *holds beer next to wall?*

Man, muffled: “Yeah!” *punches through wall, grabs beer, makes hole larger pulling beer through*

[toniins]

Important detail: both have incredibly broad Australian accents

[robotslenderman]

I knew this was in Australia before I unmuted because of the building standards.

[oriocookie]

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

[mp-lily]

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

[pointnclick]

oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Poster for an extremely questionable business model that came to me in a dream last night

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I don't like how fast this is getting notes

[notallmensheviks]

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen

[macbethheadband]

‘You better not be ninth doctor green screen lightning kill yourself when i get there’

Me:

[danielkanhai]

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

[grimlygroovy-deactivated2015051]

2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago

[lordoftablecloths]

hey op guess what

[lordoftablecloths]

oh nevermind you’re died

[raspberrybluejeans]

It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

[thundergrace]

🎞: Lisa Gilroy

Absolutely could never be an influencer or tik tok famous anything. People are so disrespectful. Sorry to this woman.

[esmeraldatgg]

[cctinsleybaxter]

forget baby fever, the perceived need to grab any piece of free furniture you see in your 20s is unreal

[soracities]

hold up what do you mean humans can't tell if something's wet . what

[soracities]

im sorry WHAT

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Think about it, what's the first thing you focus on when you touch something wet? Usually it's temperature.

And if something is dripping down your skin you might feel ticklish

But like you've probably touched something cold and thought it was wet for a second before realizing it was dry and your brain just assumed

So you guys can feel wetness based on experience but it's just that your skin isn't specialized to feel that I think

[kalichnikov]

[patchoulism]

[thiefnessman]

Human skin wetness perception: psychophysical and neurophysiological bases

The ability to perceive thermal changes in the surrounding environment is critical for survival. However, sensing temperature is not the onl

yeah we don’t have sensors for wetness (other creatures do) but we just learn what wetness feels like to make up for it.

[rabbitindisguise]

you've heard of Shrimp Colors get ready for its unexpected sequel: Shrimp Knows Water Is Wet But We Don't (yes really)

[callista-curations]

Checks out.

Had an injury on my hand a while back that damaged some nerves in my finger. Took me months to stop thinking my finger had gotten wet whenever I picked up a cold piece of metal cutlery.

[heal-on-kill]

My mom sometimes asks me to touch the bedsheets or towels she’s hung to dry because she’s not sure if they’re still wet or just cold.

[sweetmeatdale]

This is part of why cold blooded animals sometimes feel “slimy”

The lower temperature sometimes feels “wet” to us even when they aren’t

…sometimes though they just actually are wet because they like to do that

[the-haiku-bot]

…sometimes though they just

actually are wet because

they like to do that

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sexhaver]

cannot even begin to imagine the Blade Runner cyberpunk shit this ladybug i found on my RGB keyboard was going through