Ami

Bi/Virgo/Cats

[gauntletqueen]

need more video game text like these please

[dailypepperony]

I got nothing.

[growingpaynes-art]

after realizing that peter and harley are the same age i felt a strong need for them to become roommates at MIT after getting full rides and changing the world with their inventions

[wizardrights]

power move: make a d&d character with the same name as your dm

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

#but with ‘cool’ in front of it

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah this is my character Cool José. He’s like normal José except he didn’t fail his driving test three Times.

[toxicyurienthusiast]

full offense but if my college professor can look me in my eyes while im wearing a "baby slut" crop top and mini skirt and explain the homework, high school teachers should be able to fucking handle a literal child wearing shorts smh

[robertdowneyjjr]

Gerald.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!

[bazingaholmes98]

Umm OP I need some evidence (PICTURES GIVE ME PICTURES)

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Never let it be said that I don’t give the people what they want (UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE *side eyes Marvel*)

[sketchy-activities]

A better question is why the fuck is he naked under his armour?? Wouldn’t that hurt? If you wanna get stark naked he’s gotta have clothes to begin with

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

You’re right. We deserve naked Tony AND the undersuit.

[gil-estel]

i can’t believe op didn’t include avengers prime, which is perhaps my favorite instance of Naked Tony Stark™

[henrysfox]

Well, that’ll be easy to remember. Avengers: Endgame (2019).

[bexagonbrainrot-deactivated2024]

I’m feeling a lot of hate for the internet rn

[bexagonbrainrot-deactivated2024]

Hello everyone, as this post continues to grow I feel the need to reiterate that this post is about a Harry Potter movie and not pedophilia ok thanks bye

[wigglytuffer]

[xpaperheartso]

Same energy

[lala-the-rebel]

[kurtbrussels]

[1999gorl]

[no-mi-torta]

[spiderrrling]

Ok so I don’t know if you have noticed but into the spider verse does an AMAZING job at telling Gwen’s backstory in just a few minutes, now this does contain spoilers for Gwen’s backstory

In Gwen’s backstory scene you can see the shadow of her beating up Green Goblin right?

Now if you pay attention to the Green Goblin’s shadow you can see it turning into a man like this;

This is Peter Parker, in Gwen’s universe Peter Parker is her best friend and also the Green Goblin

You can even see the green blue scales left on his body after he is back to his normal state

And you can see the look of terror on Gwen’s face after she realizes what she has done, and they don’t even show her face

Then later when Peter meets MJ in the restaurant Gwen tells Peter that “it’s not your MJ, trust me I’ve been there”

She is directly talking about him, right in front of him, and he doesn’t even know it

Gwen goes through the entire movie having to look at Peter B. Parker and remember that she killed her Peter

And this concludes my essay for why Gwen is an underated character and y'all need to give her the respect she deserves

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

headcanon: harleys mom tracking his growth with sharpie on the doorframe and noting at one point that hes taller than tony stark by like 12cm, harley being excited to rub it in on the old man and see tony get pressed over a child growing past him when they see each other again, but the next time he sees tony is laid out in his coffin for the wake

[spiderboyneedsahug]

mer what the fuck

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i love the ‘im a little shit’ heroes who act like they dont have a care in the world when faced with evil but for once i want a hero whos just, fucking tired. and doesnt hide it, ever, from anyone.

*cuts the line at applebees, visibly bleeding through their shirt, some lady gives them a disapproving look* “what? i fucking saved the world three times now i can be a bit of a meanie sometimes”

“(at bad guy) just shut the fuck up, already? ive heard this same story about seven times before you even got inspired by some 4chan post to be like this just, do something so i can legally beat you into fucking pulp, jesus”

“theyre building me a statue? sure. how nice. can they maybe invest some of that spare money into better cheaper education and psychologists so i dont have to fight the monsters this shit system keeps producing? call me when they do that, then *hangs up*”

“this is where you will meet your end, [heroes name]!” - the hero, monotonously: “ive been let down so many times please dont give me false hope”

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

reporter: why dont you have a secret identity sir?

this motherfucker: you think we have the right to secrets, to privacy, today? with every government having a hard on for civillian surveillance and every company willing to sell everything they know about you to them? *snorts*

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

reporter: sir what do you say on the us police force giving you a honorary badge of approval?

this motherfucker: i must be doing something horribly wrong then

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

this post is now legally an exhibit refrain from adding anything on it past this point

[itsallavengers]

Steve’s ending in endgame made no fucking sense to anyone with a brain but it sure did satisfy that societal perception that no one is truly whole until they get married and have kids! Even if it makes no sense to the narrative! Even if the woman had moved on and lived a full life and had a family of her own before the Main Protag came and fucking erased it to help with his Man Pain! Even if the protag already had dozens of strong bonds and reasons to stay where he was! Even if it was literally so fundamentally not what the protag would ever ever ever choose to do!!!!! Gotta get that Good Old Fashioned Pussy huh!!!!!!!!!!!!

[moonemojii]

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

[takkezooi-deactivated20200726]

The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing

[marvel-lous-things]

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

[eldritchcannon]

Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?

Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider

[moonbeamdagger]

I’m seeing stuff in the notes about “Miles would do this” and I just want to say: you’re absolutely right. All Spider-folks across all universes share one (1) singular brain cell and most of the time it’s Gwen’s.

[seananmcguire]

As the current author of Spider-Gwen, I can attest that Gwen has not seen the brain cell in years.

[marvel-lous-things]