“Not really. The first time hasn’t healed yet.”
He lets go.
“Then stop making that stupid face, or that’s what you’ll get.”
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@asongofsilver
“Not really. The first time hasn’t healed yet.”
He lets go.
“Then stop making that stupid face, or that’s what you’ll get.”
“To be fair, I didn’t know it was your first kiss… I figured you took advantage of your looks.” Especially considering their first meeting.
It takes him a while to process that statement. And even then, he doesn’t quite understand all of it. ‘Naturally’, this angers him more. What the hell was that even implying?
“You really want to get punched in the face again, don’t you?!”
“I don’t think it was a waste. And I took a shower this morning so my face is squeaky clean.”
Blindly enraged, he steps towards Len and grabs him by the collar of his clothes, giving a piercing glare despite being clearly still so flustered.
“It was a waste for me! Do you think this is fucking amusing?!”
He’s quite surprised by the reaction (or lack thereof), but doesn’t readily let it show. Instead he decides to play it up.
“What, did I not do it right? I’ve never done it before…” With a small glint in his eye, he adds, “I can try it again if you want.”
“I, I don’t believe you!! No one would waste their first in something this stupid...!” He knows that there just can’t be other motives behind this, other than wanting to piss him off.
The android keeps growing more embarrassed and upset with each second that passes; now he’s covering his whole face behind his hands.
“And keep your f-filthy face away from me!”
I dare you to kiss asongofsilver :^) twirls away singing too many cooks
i am going to murder u i s2g
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Heh~
“I heard you like kisses.”
Len kisses the android right on the lips, lingering a bit before lightly hopping back to avoid any punches coming his way.
“You heard wha---?!”
He doesn’t get to finish his sentence, voice cut off when his lips are unwillingly locked with the others’.
Oddly, Piko’s first instinct isn’t to physically retaliate, but to bring his hands to a trembling mouth, then direct a wide-eyed glare towards Len.
“H-how... fucking dare you...!!”
His usually pale face is now a strong pink, and the equalizer in his eye goes up and down, out of control; it tended to follow the rhythm of his ‘heartbeats’ but those are probably racing so badly that the device malfunctioned. Happens often.
>>headcanon #5
His aggressive attitude is toned down around other Piko units. In fact, he can become quite protective over them, and even friendly.
These lucky people have entered the harem!
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┌ ♂ “You guys wanna strip!?” ┘
"...Have you finally gone fuckin' nuts, Kagamine?"
❝ oo tough question uh, kidney, liver, mental, pyhsical, years of neglect anddd probably something in my arms but take your pick ahoge.❞
"I ain't asking for your life story, just tell me what's y'r damn problem with me". Or with any other Pikos, for that matter.
❝ I thought Piko was a UTAU, I don’t think we need another girl Vocaloid but whatever. que sera sera❞
"Oi. What's your fuckin' damage?"
you are now the legal guardian of the last fictional character you called your baby. How screwed are you
>>headcanon #4
If you examine it closely, Piko's green eye indicates the android's charge level, in the form of a percentage, right under his pupil. But "closely" here means "about 3 cm. away from his face". Obviously, that proximity is way out of his comfort zone and he doesn't allow anyone to get that close.
Quietly muses to himself.
"Another year is... another chance to become better, isn't it. Not that it worked the past 4 times, but..."
"The machine would be stupid to break itself in the first place, wouldn’t it? It should know its parameters and its limits. Especially one with a sense of intelligence…" He kept staring, analyzing what skin he could see. "How do you feel pain, though? Pressure sensors, or..?"
"Pain is what makes one learn those limits. I might've been given some knowledge about them when I was made, but not everything can be taken into account. So I gotta learn it. Y'know. Like people do."
"Eh, I dunno how it works. I'm not the one who built the damn system." Piko frowned, and walked just a little further back. "O-oi. Quit staring."
Put 'Confess!' plus an accusation about my muse in my ask, and my muse will confess whether it's true or not!
Here’s some examples to start you off-
Confess! Are you turned on by [insert kink here]?
Confess! Do you like [insert name here]?
Confess! Is it true that you once [insert odd/silly activity here]?
Confess! Are you scared of [insert fear here]?
Confess! Did you cry during [insert movie here]
Or think of your own! Be as cunning as you like…
"You don’t seem like the kind to be comfortable with murder, so I didn’t expect that you’d seriously hurt me…" His jaw would be stiff for a while, but it should be okay… He’d get it checked out just in case.
He took a step back toward him, focusing on his face. The pain was temporarily forgotten, replaced with a high sense of curiosity. “The outside isn’t metal, though. You can feel pain.”
"Well duh. Of course I feel pain. Do you know what happens to things that don't feel pain?" He didn't wait for an answer. "They don't know when they're being harmed. It'd be fuckin' stupid to make a really expensive machine and let it run around and break itself."
Since he felt pretty content with the punch he got to give, Piko was a little more talkative. He still casually stepped back when the other approached, though.
Since he never asked, no one's ever explained to the 'droid that the eggs one buys from the store don't have chicks inside of them.
He's been keeping an egg warm under a lamp for a few days now, because he thought it'd be cool to see a bird hatching. Let's hope he gives up before it rots.
He only shrugged — his invitation to go right on ahead.
A smirk tugged at his lips briefly before he raised his clenched fist, and swiftly swung it at the other’s face.
Len braced himself for the impact. Not that that helped much. He staggered back, clutching his jaw. After a moment, he moved it around to make sure it was still intact, though he kept pressure on it to help the pain a bit.
"…Shit, you’re not as weak as you look…"
"Be thankful that I didn't hit you in the nose." And he looked so proud now, with both hands on his hips and a smug, satisfied smile. He had always wanted to punch somebody.
"But yeah, being made of metal sorta makes one pretty damn sturdy."