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emiqip

"Bloodymary is fucking peak!!" I scream at the enraged mob, hollering at me to die.

"He's right!" A voice echoes from the back of the crowd.

I raise my head- Markiplier from YouTube is smiling at me.

zazi-the-bread-toad

Bloodymary, but they're kinda fish and bird :p

mispelled

Ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this fuckin thing

radicalreliablerandomness

Ceaseless watcher you seeing this shit?

jonathan-swims

Ceaseless watcher this shit’s fucking wild

woodsywizard

Ceaseless watcher get a load of this

pickledwombat

Ceaseless watcher clip that

thatbeluga

ceaseless watcher look over at that but like don't make it obvious

modlich-303

ceaseless watcher, have you seen this one?

jonathan-sims-offical

Ceaseless Watcher…

Look *points like a 6 year old showing you a bug or smth*

the-eye-offical

.... Please stop calling me to gaze upon random stuff.

archivalhaven

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

spacecities

i wasn't planning on posting anything so soon but inspiration has struck me

said inspiration is from this comment i saw (the video is from @squeakswithlemons on tiktok)

chilicheesecake0

wilting

ymmxo

Nat 20!

aroaceleovaldez

one of my favorite subtle implications in the series is that it seems the Titan Army was fully banking on Percy being the host of Kronos. Why else would they make their main base a cruise ship if their primary enemy is a son of Poseidon? Named after Andromeda, the wife of Perseus? Why would they work on Oceanus specifically being free so much? Side notably with other children of Poseidon? Why plant Zeus and Hades' items of power on Percy when Luke already had them? Why only Zeus and Hades' items, not Poseidon's? Well because they really need Percy as Kronos' host, that's why. (and Poseidon siding with them because of that would be a bonus as well)

I like to imagine Luke's cabin on the Princess Andromeda is fully decked out with like "WELCOME PERCY" and sea-themed sheets and everything and he hates it so much cause it's a constant reminder he failed and he was Kronos' second choice. Also then he gets his super special pegasus not even exactly stolen by Percy, but the pegasus willingly defects to be Percy's personal steed instead, which must just be insult to injury. Luke has immense one-sided beef with Percy and Percy has no idea.

chaoticbatfam

when I told a friend that I was a devout member of the “English teacher Jason Todd” headcanon, her addition was: “what if he catches one of his students in a gang or something? He begins to deal psychic damage while beating people up”

Jason: YOU DIDNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO INDENT A PARAGRAPH UNTIL A WEEK AGO, JARED. PUT THE GUN AWAY Jared: *runs* Jason: *yelling at his back* YES, GO CRY TO THE MOM WHO WAS WRITING YOUR ESSAYS UNTIL TENTH GRADE

the gangs start avoiding him because they’ve found out that any of their newer, younger recruits will flee at the sight of him. (By god, how did he know about that horrible test score? That awkward boner? That PE incident involving a stinky shoe? How did he have that kid’s MOM’S PHONE NUMBER???)

citystompers1

Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)

memebf

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

sigmaleph

i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

squareallworthy

Not even to save New York?

sigmaleph

what has new york ever done for me

tomatoshoup

tall people who also like to float

too-close-to-the-sea

athena: he's kinda funny...? meanwhile odysseus: and THEN i said: next to my wife! yk, i responded to a rhetorical question with an actual answer! HAHAHAHAHAHA

ghoulwriter-is-here

In Godgames Zeus says "no one beats me. No one wins my game", implying that he's hosted it before. This is supported by all the other gods being totally unphased about having to rap battle against Athena.

The only one who has never heard of this game is Athena herself. We know this because A) she didn't know who "them" was referring to and B) Zeus had to explain the rules to her.

Now I find it funny that in none of the past Godgames Athena participated because we all know she would've RULED. However I doubt it's for a lack of Zeus asking. I think Zeus rang Athena up and went "need you for a game" and Athena went "oh, sorry Dad, I'm hanging out with friends this weekend. Next time though, haha..."