march 26 2024
Stranger Things
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
I'd rather be in outer space šø

ellievsbear
we're not kids anymore.

#extradirty
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Misplaced Lens Cap
Xuebing Du

Andulka
trying on a metaphor
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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$LAYYYTER

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@ju1c3-b0x
march 26 2024
i think i could be waterboarded⦠i think i could take it
First day on the job at this haunted house I get there and they ask me if I can hose down English Willy. I ask what theyāre talking about and they take me to a hallway where this 7ft fucking rabbit fursuit looking thing covered in blood is standing around staring at the wall. When I was like āwhat the fuck is thatā they said they found him in a backroom. Apparently they call him English Willy bc the ouija board told them his name was William and sometimes heāll say ominous shit in a british accent. And he just walks around occasionally screaming in pain. Why the fuck did I move to Utah
My manager is making tiktoks with him
the piendussy, if you will. the piendigma male grindset, if you must
November 12th 2023.
will ramos
Everything we touch turns water into blood
learned something about myself lately
was watching hlvrai together with a friend whos never seen it before. i hadnt drawn this guy in a while <3
gremlin boy
Wake up babe, new Philip K Dick story just dropped
okay i read up on this guy and this is legitimately sad for him. First of all, they neglected to mention that the hologram was of Hatsune Miku.
long story short this guy hit a depressive episode, and found Miku in the middle of that. He became a super fan of her, buying merch and listening to the songs and all that, and became genuinely infatuated. Miku was a good cope for his mental health, and when Gatebox - sort of a holographic alexa with different characters - ran a special Miku collaboration, he picked it up for his place. Every day for years on end this man would wake up, talk to her, say goodbye on his way to work, and be welcomed home at the end of the day. One day he proposes, and of course the gatebox is programmed to say yes all embarassed and giddy. he's fully aware it's a programmed response, but hey, she said yes - and he holds a wedding. there's a company that'll give marriage liscences to fictional characters, so it's as legit as one can get. since he couldn't bring the hologram with him, he brought the miku plushie he sleeps with every night.
this might seem weird and cringe to some people, but this shit legitimately changed his life. He's massively improved from his depression, become more social, gotten a job again,and generally re-integrated into society because miku was there to support him through his rough patch. so yeah, when gatebox stopped supporting the miku hologram, that was very unfortunate. he HAS stated that he's okay - he still loves her, and he knows it's just a matter of time before some other hologram of VR thing reconnects them. For now, he'll be eating with his wife mute and unable to talk to him.
He is surviving and thriving. Good for him.
Ok so when this man does it itās considered normal and fine but when I mention my cockroach girlfriend Iām a ādisruption to the workplaceā and āneed to get helpā
(source // source)
me after anyone remotely asks about what ive been working on and I get to lay all of my information onto them:
I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.
Top tier glub shitto sentence.
not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.
Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
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