[fluent-in-lesbianism]

While feeding my fish I made a comment to my mom how one is getting a lil chubby and she suggested that maybe the fish was pregnant, but I had to break the news to her that both fish in the tank were boys and she goes “well maybe they’re gay, Natalie, did you think about that?” and I swear her tone was so perfectly condescending and Knowing™ that for a split second I actually felt bad for judging my fish’s relationship before I was like

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

[sunshine-tattoo]

same energy

[jehovahhthickness]

I’m telling you that if God is real, he don’t like women cuz this is the type of men he be leaving for us to date and marry.

[misskelmc-deactivated20230803]

[cat-memes-only]

[synsick]

[chaudx]

[just-positivity-stuff]

[willow]

i think its important to shut the fuck up sometimes

[cutepetsuwu]

Checkup

[princesstigerbelle]

Why does he look like cookie dough ice cream

[trr3rr]

thats what hes made of

[princesstigerbelle]

He is what he is

[rchrisevans-deactivated20140805]

[fuocogo]

#it’s been ten years #but i’ll be damned if any of you say this isn’t the most swagtastic entrance #that you have ever seen #in your goddamn life

ITS BEEN TEN YEARs

[evil-cowboy-wizard]

ten years? already?

[hardsnake]

[parakeet]

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

bööls of wa’ah

[dangerhamster]

this is what Scottish Twitter is supposed to sound like

[robertpattisons]

[ynuix]

[steel-kun]

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

[dream-cassette]

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

[steel-kun]

“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings “mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

[maxeth]

evidence 1:

[shattered-earth]

This conspiracy theory is absolutely wild and includes the assertion that all rocks are left over remnants of plants/trees from a “silicon era”. Although it’s obviously.. not true.. they really have some amazing photos that feed your imagination of a fantasy world, i’ve compiled their best:

do you think giant trees would have proportionally giant branhes or would they just be like furry green spears? LOL

[trisshawkeye]

I love how the implication is that the flat tops of mesas were caused by something equally enormous CUTTING THEM DOWN

[gncgalactus]

Paul Bunyan

[torracat]

this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

[quatch72]

Garfield and I share a birthday and I like pasta, so this seems appropriate for me.

[with-practice]

HIS FACE. HER FACE.

[yesbitemeharder]

Lmaoo 😂😂😂

[malikthaelite]

This video still brings me to tears. And the way the music drops perfectly on cue 😭

[renaissaniccatherine]

There are only two genders: never read homestuck and never read warrior cats

[stimman4000]

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