asquarius

21 | bisexual | non binary | they/them | eng/cze

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[guelwaar]

museums are always like "What Is 'American Art'?" like its so complex..... being protestant & moving to paris, mainly,

[the-big-mood]

Walter White in Mario Kart Wii

https://m.youtube.com/c/TheChiptuner

[my-dailydreams]

[cleoashbee]

Kurt Cobain journals

[fairycosmos]

i was going to say they can never take lying down away from us but they definitely can and do and in fact i think the whole world may be built on that singular notion!!!!

[laciffo-satan]

Being homophobic is so stupid, like why are you afraid of houses??

[adamtotscomix]

[asidewalksymphony]

[json-derulo]

Coco Chanel: Fashion Designer, Nazi Informant

Gabrielle “Coco” Chanel was a French fashion designer, businesswoman, and pioneer of women’s fashion in the early 20th century. She was also

[segamascott]

[kyonite]

trying to create an ebay account to sell smthn and tell me why I can't use my REAL LEGAL LAST NAME because it includes "dick" which ebay considers offensive

BUT THEN IN THEIR MISREPRESENTATION POLICY THEY SAY YOU CAN'T COLLECT MONEY TO A BANK ACCOUNT THAT'S NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS OR LEGAL NAME. BUT MY LEGAL NAME INCLUDES DICK, WHICH YOU CONSIDER OFFENSIVE.

the sanitization of the internet is so fucking stupid we live in the stupidest time

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

While at the club, you will be forced to admit that you only have tumblr and linkedin

[lunobelle]

half the internet thinks tumblr is a dead platform or thinks its a porn site

[animentality]

[mother-jackalope]

@official-boob-posts

[official-boob-posts]

maybe I’m so anxious to get a proper sizing because this is how I’m imagining it going

[feldfrog]

Clown cars are really tiny, but clown shoes are really big. What's that gas pedal look like

[kosmogrl]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[ilynpilled]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[pulim-v]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[depsidase]

[luckyladylily]

You know those jumbles of letters? Those are called "words". They represent "meaning". Now the tricky thing about words is you need to read all of them to understand what a person is saying - sometimes entire sentences or, God forbid, paragraphs!

But I believe in you! I believe if you try hard enough and take it slow, you can manage to read all the words in a post *before* replying to it!