Dwight Schrute

" How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer .... merciless.... insatiable .... " Previously known as glencoco00.tumblr.com

[video-hall-of-fame]

only one thing

[ahhandresss]

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[hashtagloveloses]

[arisell-i]

if this isnt me I dont know what is

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

[passionately] “I love bread! I love bread. I have bread everyday.”

[onlyinpakistan]

[kardashianvibes]

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[sariae-blog]

why do so many people romanticize the 1950′s? like calm down we still have milkshakes and racism 

[taylorswiftgay13]

Same

[thorodinson]

[ordinarycollegegirl]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by vininnarella)

[brandiglanville]

me as a therapist

[talkingllama]

[chonce]

me during the game:

me during the halftime show:

[chonce]

ME ACTUALLY WATCHING THE HALFTIME SHOW:

[rufflet]

Angry customer: “Well maybe I’ll just take my business somewhere else!”

Me: