Cassius

Caius Cassius from Julius Caesar by Shakespeare. I am his #1 fan and I am also him in the mind, soul, and flesh.

[assortedantics]

HAPPY IDES OF MARCH

[norvicensiandoran]

[mckitterick]

the Ides of March grows near

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[lytefoot]

Tumblr users these days, putting up the Ides of March decorations earlier every year.

[hms-ratfiish]

Horny for ever!

[thespookydookie]

whenever i'm reading something, i almost always do quick sketches of the characters in my journal to better picture them in my head and i don't usually share these because i do them just for myself, but i love it when i put a character on paper exactly as i'd pictured them and this was one such case

[harleyquillao3]

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it 😂😭

[synergy27]

Me at 13: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 17: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 21: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

[showgirlshawn]

Me at 35: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

[avenger-nerd-mom]

Me at 51: "god I can't wait to go home and read fanfic"

[assortedantics]

*Barely slept, hasn’t eaten all day and is running on three energy drinks* now why could I possibly feel awful

[assortedantics]

Emma: We can’t let anyone know she’s our child. We have to keep it a secret.

Horatio: Agreed. We have to keep it entirely, absolutely secret. Nobody can know who her father is. It would cause even more scandal, and I don’t think we can afford that.

Emma: Precisely. So, what should we name her?

Horatio: I’ve got a brilliant idea.

[withnailcel]

i made this picture describing this exact topic quite a while ago and i think its a good time to put this here

[assortedantics]

Ok let me get this straight:

According to Wikipedia the “anti-Handel clique” invite Porpora to London so he can set up a company and rival Handel (because Farinelli) and it’s not even successful because Handel is that good, Farinelli retires early anyway to go and work for the Spanish royal family, and then years later Caffarelli betrays his tutor to go and sing in Serse and the first song he sings is a famous song to this day 😭 I feel bad for Porpora

[kinkshame-puncher-666]

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

[assortedantics]

The scandal with Senesino kills me because the way Wikipedia describes it makes me feel like it was just:

“Uhh Senesino mate you were being wayyyy too sexual on stage can you just…not do that please?”

“UH SORRY YOU THINK I’D EVER BE FOWARD WITH YOU??? YOU’RE LITERALLY UGLY ANYWAY”

PLEASE you are really not helping your case 😭

[assortedantics]

hello my dear fellow, i hope this ask reaches you in good health. i see that you haven’t posted since the sixth of the month, and was wondering if everything is alright with you? Please do let me know

– a concerned friend

Hello concerned friend

I AM ALRIGHT IM SORRY IDK WHY IM NEGLECTING TUMBLR SO BAD 💔 I think I’m starting to get paranoid of people finding me but I have some fresh interests so I’ll probably be returning thank you very very much for asking

[kosmogrl]

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

[kosmogrl]

in november I'm getting my shit together

[offwegointothewildblueyonder]

when a child goes to Build-A-Bear and constructs a teddy from the parts available no one bats an eye, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,

[assortedantics]

Yearly reminder that in 1605, Catholics legally couldn’t purchase gunpowder.

Furthermore, gunpowder could only be bought from the Tower of London, and every time gunpowder was bought from there it would be kept in a record. Now the records for all the surrounding years can be traced, yet the records for 1605 are mysteriously absent.

I’m not saying the Gunpowder Plot was a Protestant conspiracy, but I’m not saying the Gunpowder Plot wasn’t a Protestant conspiracy.

[assortedantics]

Reblogging this for this year

[todcheni]

this is the plot of war and peace

[what-even-is-thiss]

One of my neighbors a few blocks down has a pomegranate tree in their front yard and they never eat the pomegranates so I decided I’d take some because frankly if they’re not using it then it’s free real estate but that’s when I learned why they don’t eat the pomegranates because every single one I cut open had a fungus infection.

It was such instant regret the second I cut one open. I felt like some sort of protagonist from a fable about why you shouldn’t steal off your neighbor’s fruit trees.