[get-you-wet]

Daddy im so horny . PLease help me

bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane

[ghost-in-size-small-clothes-dea]

This might legitimately be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on this site

[sandmandaddy69]

[forgottenbones]

[detectivehole]

Are there any blue roses? Like real ones. Or do they just take the white, green, or red ones then paint them as blue?

no, blue roses don’t occur in nature- but they’re easy to make artificially. just place a cut white rose into blue-dyed water and wait a bit, and eventually the rose will be blue. also why did you ask me this

[detectivehole]

i used to stick flowers in dye as a kid to make them different colors

[detectivehole]

every month i track down and kill a member of various professions so that i can absorb their workplace knowledge. last june i shredded a florist

[trumpetsbyjasonderulo]

just cat-sat for my friend for five days and well, new kinsey scale just dropped i’m a 1.5

[valtsv]

can i bite you

only if it’s gay and you promise to be weird about it

[memewhore]

[asstheroid]

GRITÉ

[scoutsmoocrew]

“animals should be treated well before they’re eaten but eating them isn’t wrong” really isn’t a hard belief to understand

[itsnoriarty]

okay but there's kind of a big difference between simply "eating them" and "killing them in order to eat them"

[pigeonneaux]

I don't think you can eat an animal alive

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

I feel like eating an animal alive is objectively worse than killing them to eat them

[yekkes]

So you know how Jews have joked about how the early life section is to find out if a celebrity is Jewish or not? Yeah turns out white supremacists are using that as a short hand dogwhistle for Jews now. "Early lifers"=Jews. Reactionaries are particularly saying this now about Judge Bruce Reinhart bc he signed the warrant for the FBI to search Trump's house. Just thought I'd let people know, there's a new dogwhistle to look out for.

[19b-archive-deactivated20250525]

Every time I read fandom posts about fictional characters 'deserving' things I'm struck by how culturally Christian ya'll are without realizing it

[19b-archive-deactivated20250525]

Your critical analysis skills won't improve until you understand that characters are tools in a story and applying real life morality to them does not lead to good writing. Does a villain 'deserve' redemption? Who cares? I want to know if it would support the story's message. Does a tragic character 'deserve' better? That doesn't matter. Did their death serve as a satisfying end to their arc? Did it impact the greater narrative in a positive way?

[tbhposting]

Camp TBH

[commonstarguy]

[bicreature]

[fluoresensitive-deactivated2024]

If amber heard ever decided to go off the deep end and kill that man, not only would I stand beside her but I'd be her lawyer

[depsidase]

[inward]

my girl suck me so hard she spits out my kidney stones like sunflower seed shells

[stuckinapril]

girl help i am the most sensitive person you can ever meet but also the most emotionally unavailable person you can ever meet at the exact same time and i’m still trying to make it work somehow

[beatlesweatles]

All my friends and family: Thanos gripping your dash isnt real

Thanos gripping my dashboard: