Audrey [Astatide]

Silly ramblings of a trans femme software engineer trained as a burnout scientist. Before we all die of climate change, I may as well try and write stuff down and take pictures; why not, after all? Mastodon DREAM DRAG NAME: SIR ANTHONY SLOPKINS

[hanavbara]

the midwest princess 💖🎠 #ChappellRoan

[woolandflax]

[witchiithing]

Feminizing HRT is just a really long magical girl transformation sequence.

[rainbow-taishi]

Filipino Isekai

[lillysilverus]

[sun-ni-day]

[cinemaocd]

One day I will publish my book When Photographers Attack: A retrospective of silly photoshoots and there will be an entire chapter devoted to the X-files.

[santas-clauze]

every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

[nem0c]

every samurai movie ever made (both edo and bakamatsu periods): The bushido code is dying. there no more room left for samurai anymore…

me everytime: :(

[rickfuckingdalton]

A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies

[bonesawcagematch]

those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns

[simon-newman]

Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.

[eric-coldfire]

Best duo.

[seriousfic]

[breadgunner-deactivated20200418]

I’ve got y’alls new favorite art piece right here.

[phoxxent]

According to Google, Samurai were abolished in 1868.

This means that at the same time that cowboys were reaching their end, so too were samurai.

Cowboys and Samurai were separated not by time, only space.

[shoudesuka-mechadork]

I’ve got something else to add to this: there’s also an extremely specific species of mushroom that can only be found in Texas and Japan. I’m serious.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorioactis

[anybodyandsomebody]

The most ambitious crossover

[ghost-cassette]

Fantasy setting but it’s just Texas and Japan together at last

[ladymaplecourt]

Mycelial portal between cowboys and samurai

[sreegs]

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

[sreegs]

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

[teaspoon-sarah]

the sign in button?

[sreegs]

[earloffabulousness-deactivated2]

[animatedamerican]

You remind me of the blade.

[actuallyclintbarton]

What blade?

[animatedamerican]

… the blade with the power?

[sci-fantasy]

What power?

[animatedamerican]

The power of voodoo!

[patrickat]

Who do?

[animatedamerican]

You do!

[actuallyclintbarton]

Do what?

[tjmystic]

Remind me of the blade…

[callmebliss]

I saw my baby stabbing hard as babe could stab

[wolvesdreamofnewdays]

What could I do? My baby’s blood had gone and left my baby blue

[niamhermind]

No-BODY knew!

[adhdedrn]

What kind of sur-ge-ry to use!

[it-holic]

画了我的三个主角和她们的三个对象

[ashleyloob]

after years of struggling w/ affording it and my own mental blocks I am finally starting therapy next month 😌

[ashleyloob]

update: she compared me to shinji from evangelion

[ceevee5]

[shencomix]

linktree / support my work

[kiraleighart]

i've been making art just for fun lately, instead of trying to vent pain/trauma.

it feels great to just draw for hell of it. sometimes art means things. other times, it's just cool designs. :3

[kamenriderhamo]

i wanna forcefem cloud strife

[lesbibimbap]

[astabetrayer]

bible black, venom lack

[remnantglow]

dude we've GOT to start buying shit from niche specialist sites that look like they were made in 2004 again. i just got some tape for repairing books from this ugly ass website geared at libraries. tell me why they also sent me a free (really nice!) pen, a business card with an overexposed picture of a guinea pig standing on a book with the text "smile :-)", and a LOTTERY TICKET???

[astabetrayer]

You took a chance on them, so they took a chance for you.

[gaylor-moon]

[grippy3000]

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

[grippy3000]

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

[pettyartist]

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife