The Rad and Epic Astorz0

Just a cool guy and currently my brain can only think about Project Hail Mary, Star Trek, Dungeons & Dragons (mostly my own campaigns and Critical Role 4), X-Men, Spider-Man, HTTYD, Pokémon, DC, Minecraft, and the Goldfinch Speed round: Canadian - He/him - Probably bi - Definitely tired

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[laurasinele]

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

[healsinheels]

Artfight day two!

I think I might be back to one attack a day… maybe… these next few days are a little busy for me 💔 GOSH. I COULD BE NO LIFING DRAWING INSTEAD…

OC belongs to @duncemars (DunceMars on AF!) I am still absolutely in LOVE with the drawing you made of Cécile 😭😭😭

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

[an-enigmatic-mind]

[liquid-geodes]

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[kalianos]

[yan-town]

[ythok]

Me, reading this whole post:

[pope74220]

NOW it’s you

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Oh yea? Well guess what bro

[polyphonetic]

[fallenwillow44]

Best post I've seen all day

[dat-physics-gal]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[ericvilas]

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

LEAVE ME FOKIN’ X-AXIS ALONE

[yourunusalartist]

"Cokes from"

[astorz0]

Stu’lapa Pastukhov

Art fight: https://artfight.net/character/9886716.stulapa-pastukhov

An obez’yana (homebrew species based on the Japanese macaques) Monk/Druid shepherd, now 29 and trying to find his place in the world seeing as he now has less obligation to the farm he grew up on from 15 years old.

More about the lore/monastery/general talking about him under the cut if you’re interested:

Some terms:

Obez’yana: (monkey in Russian, as the campaign is Slavic/mostly Russian inspired) Typically lighter coloured than Japanese Macaques and somewhat similar to the Hadozee in stance (although not winged like them) and they are separated into different sects that are random based on their face skin being red and getting more saturated in the heat/heightened emotions, being blue and getting more saturated in the cold/heightened emotions, or being purple and getting more saturated only from heightened emotions. There are also naming conventions but I should first introduce the monastery traditions on their home island.

Istochniki: (Meaning springs or source in Russian because of both the hot springs and it being a source of power) This is the monastic tradition protected by the obez’yana. I based it loosely off of Wim Hof, but more so both extreme cold and extreme heat used to focus, using it to train for withstanding pain in battle. They are supposed to protect the hot springs which is why there is a trial to join the monastery, but because they value abilities and equality, the obez’yana who are born into it also have to do the trial (consisting of walking on coals, other things, and eventually swimming from the mainland to the island in the freezing water). The naming conventions have to do with the colour (red, purple, blue), where the red faced obez’yana have cold prefixes, purple have more neutral, and blue has heat related prefixes. The second half is more personal and can be something physical or an event in the person’s life. There are also prefixes with different connotations: Stu’lapa used to be named Rozhen’lapa but the prefix Stu’ is both cold and shame, and he failed his trial so: shameful/cold+paw.

Because he failed to swim all the way, he was brought back to the mainland to grow up on a sheep farm, where he has been since, protecting both sheep and people from the wild dogs, wolves, khaski (like werewolves), and spirits.

[pochayun]

spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

[crabussy]

you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing

[cloudmancy]

unreasonably charmed by Pendant in the shape of a ram's head, Eastern Mediterranean, 5th–4th century BC, made of glass

[cloudmancy]

I never thought about this... you're right, that's awesome

[mismedleym]

experimenting and such

[coffeeecatss]

The Gang ⚔️

[aphrostiel]

let's serve face with great-grandpa

[pokemonpostsdaily]

For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[owarim]

[ambris]

Please, never let this meme die.

[silkirose]

This is the best one I’ve seen so far

[wizardshark]

What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us

[xenon-starz]

cant wait to log back in to tumblr in 2056 just to see how this post is doing

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[honeybeeavenue]

@nooowestayandgetcaught

[bardstardish]

STOP BRINGING THIS BACK EVERY JUNE

[marta-bee]

… I’ve just queued this up for next June. Because reasons

[fial-inka]

the signal catcher 📡

[astorz0]

Big fan of caddisfly larvae. Hells yeah. Build that tube of rocks or sometimes miscellaneous other things to live in.

[deervsheadlights]

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

[aphrostiel]

some of my favorite star trek ships