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thunderglade

🗣️🗣️🗣️ phainon of aedes elysiae what is your dream

moshiiaeu

mckenzieyoungart

Do we experience the air? Who are we? Some of us are lint!

@dimension20official @dropoutdottv

astruma2

This will be a romantic story like none that has come before

lord-raccoon

sometimes you just need to remember where you came from

firawren

Which of these would you rather see on your dash?

Hey @staff. This is a perfect example of why collapsed reblogs is such a bad idea. Seeing the full thread, you go like this: 😮 ooh, that's cool 😀 "they're free," hehe! 🤣 "16 cents," perfection!!

I have achieved joy, I feel positive feelings toward Tumblr, I want to engage, I want to stay, my eyeballs land on more ads, you make more money, everyone wins! 🎉

Seeing the collapsed thread, you go like this:

😮 ooh, that's cool 😐 "16 cents"? yes, that's literally what the pic shows, not sure why you felt the need to say that

There is no motivation for me to uncollapse the reblog chain—it looks like a boring conversation about the denominations of coins. And even if I do uncollapse it, you've ruined the joke by showing me the punchline before the setup. I am sad, Tumblr is boring, I go elsewhere to entertain myself, I see less ads, you make less money, everyone loses. 😥

Reblog chains are the best thing about Tumblr. They are your unique super power. They are the thing that makes people screenshot Tumblr and share it around. Why on earth would you kneecap them??

I don't know exactly how you plan to implement this. Give people the option to keep them collapsed if there truly are people who are annoyed by how long they can get (you already have a version of this feature), but don't collapse them for everyone or new users by default. Please. It will make Tumblr so much more boring.

headspace-hotel

oh my god this so fucking stupid

bogleech

I genuinely don't fucking understand why the CEO or anyone on staff thought this was something anyone including "new users from other websites" would want when even those websites share screenshots of Tumblr threads like crazy and the reason people reblog things as threads *is always* the they want the entire thing visibly right away. We even reblog our own posts to add vital additions *as threads*

vonsalomon

zongzhii

I hope 1.1 story update brings us a scene of welt just fucking dying internally. Peepaw mental breakdown arc. He can't run from these blond bitches

zongzhii

omake

everythingfox

He has become ungovernable

(via)

correctopinionhaver

being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze

correctopinionhaver

anarchocuntboogaloo

QUIT REBLOGGING THIS

stilldickslappinthestate

Jenni's POV:

m00nxtal

Gloves = thigh high stockings

jooshthepunished-deactivated202

Solution: mittens

casdeansintrouble

Sorry but a man stumbling in from the cold and removing a clunky, snow-covered mitten with his teeth only to reveal the perfectly sculpted hand underneath is not a solution to this problem

koriyue

genshin impact ✧ kamisato ayato lockscreens

🎐— dimensions: 828 x 1792 px. 🎐 HD download links (google drive)!

koriyue

happy birthday, diluc! (april 30)

how are you? if you have time, let's have dinner tonight. i'd like to make a drink from the valberries i've freshly picked and share it with you. process work write-up!