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@astralikacastle
Imagine a kobold with tits the size of her head, a lichtenberg scar of bronze scales over her eye, and the ability to shoot lightning from her hands.
And then imagine that kobold yapping angrily about video games.
That's me, basically. You can call me Astra, she/they. Or maybe they/she.
Well out of the blue I just remembered today the time I accidentally joined the cast of a production of The Princess Bride….in the middle of the production.
And you’re gonna just leave us there
I mean, if you guys wanna hear the story, it is a pretty fun one
Okay, so this is what happened,
Some years ago (6? 7 years ago, I think?) there was a pirate exhibit at the state museum. We had actual artifacts from the Queen Anne’s Revenge, creepy wax dummies, historical costumes etc, it was awesome.
I was really into Pirates of the Caribbean at the time, because I played the mmorpg with some high school friends of mine (and some of their parents sometimes, who also got addicted to it), so of course when they announced “Pirate Night at the Museum”, in which visitors were encouraged to dress up, I was over the moon. So I’m there with my friends, my parents, and my sisters, running around the exhibits after the museum is technically closed.
They replaced the creepy wax dummies with people in costume at this point, and it was pretty epic.
The highlight of the night would be a showing of The Princess Bride. The movie would play on the big screen while actors would be on a stage below, acting the whole thing out word for word and shot for shot as it happened. Any audience members who knew lines were encouraged to shout them out as they heard them.
Here’s the thing. My parents love that movie. Like you don’t understand they were quoting it to us in its entirety when we were still in highchairs. I could reenact the battle of wits scene before I ever actually watched it. So my family sits in the front row, behind the railing, quoting everything right along with the actors and film.
And then comes the part in the Pit of Despair with the Albino. And the cast didn’t have anyone on the stage with Wesley. I don’t know if the Albino couldn’t make it that night, or if they’d never cast him, but it was really weird to see Wesley just lying on the stage awkwardly while the Albino is supposed to be treating his injuries.
I started twitching. My mom and sister look at me and they’re like “do it.” And one of the ushers is like “you know the part? do it”
So I launch over the railing, run up onto the stage, and take over from there, doing my best impression of the character. Being that I was a 5′2″ blonde girl in a corset and puffy sleeves, Wesley had some trouble keeping a straight face.
Then they got to the scene with Humperdink telling the guard to clear out the Thieves’ Forest, and…they didn’t have the guard either. So my twin sister up in the audience is like “hang on, I got this” and then she launches over the railing to make sure Humperdink isn’t just sitting awkwardly talking to thin air.
This meant that yes, I got bopped on the noggin by Fezzik, and yes, my sister got to do the “Give us the key.” “What key?” “Fezzik, tear his arms off.” “Oh, you mean this key!”
They made up stay on stage and take a bow with the cast when it was over, it was hilarious. Then the next year, since they still had the exhibit, the museum called my sister and was like, “So….that was super fun last year. Do you and your sister want to be audience plants and do it again this year?”
The answer, naturally, was heck yes. Since we had new volunteers playing Count Rugen and Inigo this time, this also led to my sister actually choreographing their fight scene herself. Which was awesome.
My favorite part is that this is entirely in tone for Princess Bride.
(ಥ _ ಥ) the guild forced me to solo hunt the mythical monster threatening the village because they didn't like my "turn 30% of the palico reserves into palico pocket pussy service toys" proposal
Even though I got approval from the felyne union!!! The entire proposal is covered in pawprint signatures from the entire felyne workforce!!!!
The monster hunter guild is holding us back from meaningful progress ＞︿＜
when it comes to being horny about pokemon I fall into the "pocket pussy" archetype of enjoyer generally (though not exclusively lol).
I love me a lopunny 100%, and can appreciate dorito spike chest for others to enjoy even if that's not really my vibe, but very much a "what if my little pet monster was my bestie and also my fucktoy" trainer.
Pikachu, Mew, Raichu, Zorua, Eevee(lutions), Vulpix(cold or hot), Nickit, that fire fox from pal, like little foxes, Palicos, vaguely furry buddy types and the like are wonderful little friends (with benefits). Some of the more traditional "That's just a full on furry" pokemon are cute as hell too but just saying it how it is. I do really enjoy those too actually lol
Anyways not sure what brought that up.
I will continue in saying I think my favorite part of that whole fantasy is the "adventuring buddies that find additional layers to their relationship over time" which is funny because that's like. Not isolated to pokemon lol
But I grew up playing pokemon, so then I think "What if we adventured for ages and things lead to horny nonsense, that's so sweet <3" and then I point at this imaginary pokemon and go "THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND *AND* FUCKTOY!" and it's such a happy little thought.
Jackass Jenny #5 - Horsin' Around
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fifa kills whales 💔
He's suing them over it for $25M.
Wyland has said any financial recovery from the suit would support public art, ocean conservation, and environmental education through his foundation.
"This should have been an opportunity to show the world that global sports, public art, and environmental stewardship can stand together," he said. "Instead, a landmark was painted over. We want to do our part to make sure that what happened here does not become the standard for how public art is treated in cities across America."
i feel like this is more funny
Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.
Military recruiter who pretends to be a tarot card reader so he can tell every person who gets their future read by him and they'll be joining the military in the future.
(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen
i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way
Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.
Okay inflation is crazy.
We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.
i feel strongly about this
If you haven't been watching Technology Connections with captions turned on (and maybe also his "Connextras" second channel, I haven't checked those), you've been missing some jokes and extra information, plus some bits in the end-credits.
Did you know that DaThings also captions her YTPs?
Data heist pages 2 and 3
friend really wanted to be tiny
Link to the article
We regret to inform you that the sunshine and friendship app is actually a children killing app.
I have been telling people for years that the company behind Pokemon Go had no-shit, for-realsies ties to the CIA and people never really took it that seriously. Anyway.
prev tags is a good tl;dr of what scanning means
So I don't play Pokémon Go anymore bc I got bored of it but I've had it clarified for me that "Scopely, in the year since acquiring Pokemon Go, stopped the AR scanning tasks and removed them from the game. Players are not adding to the database, that's already been sold."
(That's a quote from someone who still plays and knows the ins and outs of what's going on.)
So, yes that happened but a new company now runs the game and it is not still happening.
