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hi im andy and im in an eternal state of confusion // About // Aesthetics

[astro-ocean]

holy shit there’s still people on this fucking site

[akumeoy]

it’s honestly so toxic to leave a desirable object under a box propped up by a stick

[mercurywaterblue]

Did something happen, op?

[akumeoy]

no

[jimmypagestheremin]

One detail you could always expect to see in Queen albums was the “no synthesizers” thing but in Roger’s Fun in Space album you can find “157 synthesizers” in the notes

[rogermeddhoestaylor-deactivated]

Fun fact! - Queen put ‘no synthesisers’ on their albums not as a huge statement because they hated synthesisers but because people genuinely believed they were using synthesisers in their songs when it was actually just Roger doing some crazy shit with his voice, basically they said ‘no synthesisers’ as a flex on Roger’s vocals

[cariboucowboy-moved-deactivated]

Damn..Queen was really just like “no we don’t use synths, it’s just our drummer going fucking nuts as he always does”

[brian-maybe-not]

“Our drummer is feral and that’s something you’re going to have to live with”

[nianeyna]

apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”

[argumate]

foreplay with Todd

[nianeyna]

do you ever think before you post

[argumate]

yes, I think “ha! funny” and hit post

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

The xmen r like "magneto please do not kill this evil person" nd magneto says that he won't and 15 minutes later he kills the person in full view of everyone just for the drama

[sunspill]

opens a google document that’s enough for today

[wombshaker]

“Upload your resumé in PDF format”

“Now type out your work experience, even though you just fucking uploaded your resumé”

“While you’re at it, type out your education too, even though it’s on the fucking resumé as well”

[wombshaker]

“Great, now fill out this questionnaire too. It’ll only take 20-30 minutes! If we decide not to hire you, we won’t even give you the courtesy of an automated email telling you you’re not the right fit!”

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[whowasfone]

the sjws came into my house and poured themselves glasses of water but didn't refill the brita and now my throat is parched

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[isensmith]

people dont understand why i love this website so much

[everyteenager4free1]

[hustlerose]

my biological pronouns are ATGCGCATATCGATCG/CGATCGATCGGCATCGTA

[hustlerose]

[deactivated-102479239856294-dea]

[absolutereality]

sometimes I forget just how GOOD take me to church is. like wow. because it's the most popular I've been a little desensitized to it I guess but I just watched the music video again and I. Can you BELIEVE there was a period of time where it came on the radio? regularly? and we just let that happen? every line is so cutting and visceral How did we not lose our minds in the middle of target the moment the song started playing. what the fuck

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[twerkyvulture]

[the-gator-maid-knight]

Pics that make you go: hmmmmmm…. Hmmmmmm

[omghotmemes]

My co-worker got his hands on a labeler.

[thehauntedumbrella]

Bottom secret

[fishmotif]

imo the most iconic gayle moment is that one where she electrocutes herself using a dog collar to bake an apple pie with the edge of seventeen by fleetwood mac playing in the background