one winged angel bike horn remix

hi im alex i reblog things a lot

[thebingingbabish]

Today we are making the Sink meal from Deltarune and Undertale ✌️🧡🕊

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

Kevin still visits the grave.

[commanderchr1st]

Imagine getting your ass stuck in this and firefighters having to come in to pry you out with the jaws of life

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

[emmacandle]

i jerk off till my penis scrweam

[arisonas]

" Among Us Promise "

I promise you, in full not part

That Among Us Creatures come first in my heart

Whether it be night or day

A game of Among Us, I'd love to play!

Recite this promise if you would drop everything to play a game of "Among Us" - no matter the costs.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[fangshazzard]

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[bgm05]

Pjackk is literally not a lesbian he has so many posts about having sex with men. Polish men at that.

[lowhitpointspuppyplagueharpylady]

?

[bgm05]

he believes himself to be an ancient greek poet

[mizuthe-cat]

Your post sucks ass. Is that ok?

❤️YES NO

[therionthropic]

[amc]

Congratulations, Breaking Bad!

[sonyplaytation]

My reward for beating Classic Mode as Walter White

[estro-boi]

twilight zone double feature episode one: in a fit of stress and unhappiness, a man wishes that he could simply be left alone. his wish is granted and he is gradually forgotten by all who know him. the crushing loneliness and realisation that he threw love away for nothing drives him to suicide.

twilight zone double feature episode two: monkey tennis

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[bisexualwario]

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]