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It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands
Itâs actually the peopleburger leagues
Blocking for being funnier than me
murderbot i love you
do you think bowser ever gets anxious after kidnapping peach again that he went too far this time and he calls mario up in the middle of the night to make sure theyâre still on for tennis and gokarting next weekend
painstakingly dialing marioâs landline on a comically small telephone only for luigi to pick up instead and he has to ask him to put his brother on the phone. not that luigi isnât part of weekend plans, but like this is really more of a mario & bowser situation and itâd be rude to drag his brother into it if thereâs a problem. so anyway then luigi puts the receiver down to go get his brother and bowser sits there tapping his claws on his table and this is agony, actually, he shouldnât have called at all, itâs late enough at his castle so it has to be even later over in the mushroom kingdom. but just as heâs about to put the phone down, mario answers all chipperâmario mario speaking, whoâs-a calling? which is a ridiculous question because thereâs no way luigi didnât already tell him.âand bowser has to ask him. look, mario, i know i dangled peach in a bird cage over a pit of lava the other day, and when you showed up, i let my son throw giant flaming hammers at you, and thereâs no hard feelings about that, right? and thereâs a few seconds of silence before mario laughs and reassures him itâs all in the dayâs work of a plumber, an explanation bowser has never thought to really question since he only knows two plumbers and it does all seem pretty in their wheelhouse. and then heâs embarrassed for worrying so much so he tries to end the call quickly, but mario just ribs him about how badly heâs going to lose the next race, and then he starts asking bowser how junior is, and does bowser want any of the leftovers since he and luigi really do cook way too much for two, be a shame to let it go to waste. and by the time bowser manages to hang up, this has gone from leftovers into him and junior and the koopalings all being invited over to the mario household for dinner, so long as they donât park their airship on the front lawn and leave the cannons at home.
op approved tags. youâre the only person here who sees my vision
Grace having either zero privacy or complete privacy, no in between and no say in when he gets it vs Rocky having the option for privacy whenever he wants but not enough space to be able to truly make noise/âlet looseâ without accidentally drawing Graceâs attention. AND they both have PTSD. Living situation from hell
i know in my heart of hearts that during those four years they had at least one horrific unprocessed traumatic stress and overstimulation induced slamming doors and throwing any satisfyingly heavy blunt object that wasn't bolted down fight that led to grace being fully suited up and standing in the airlock genuinely prepared to go out and sulk on the hull of the ship before he realised What am i doing. and went back in to try to make amends + also circle back on some of the seriously concerning things they both said during that exchange.
Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"
i think abt this a lot
Fanon vs. canon Peerless Cucumber
Let's be real, his job is to be online...
clicking Markâs new video and him ending it with âI can finally escape the blood ocean and curl up into Ryan Goslingâs armsâ made me put my head into my hands.
It makes me feel like this
shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics
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yknow what yeah I think that's just about how anyone would react in this situation. fair enough.
alright this isn't how just Anyone would behave in this situation but I'm humble enough to admit that there have been times in my life when I was doing badly enough that I'd probably also fumble it like this
babygirl what the hell are you even doing
thank you hamlet prince of denmark for being the character ever for the 437th year in a row
more characters with psychic powers who get migraines and seizures after they use them. i wanna see someone kill a bunch of ppl with their mind and then lay in a dark room vomiting for two days
like the betrayalâs always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didnât matter. someone discards you because they didnât give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say âI love you. I would make the same choice again.â You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.
âI thought they cared about me, but they were lying this whole time.â <- tired. boring. removes all the nuance of this relationship to make it easier to move on from.
âI thought they cared about me, and I was right, and every minute they were there for me, every time they said they were proud, every laugh we shared leaning against each other bruised and breathless, all of it was real. and they still left me behind. They could put their love aside. I couldnât.â <- insane. will never leave you alone. reminds you that even the worst people are still people and can still care about even the ones they hurt the most and that undoes neither the harm nor the love.
My silly text post art almost always ends up being Cumplane relatedâŠig its because theyâre the Shitpost Brothers
Possessiveness is awesome.specifically if the possessive person is kind of embarrassed and ashamed and turning inwards about it
Alpha boyfriend beats the shit out of some guy for touching his discord kitten or whatever <- unfathomably unsexy
Repressed freak has private breakdown about other people being affectionate with their favorite person on earth and has a guilt spiral about it afterwards <- awesome and sexy. To Me.
Repressed freak does all of that and then is forced for some reason to say, out loud, with their words that yeah basically I feel like you're Mine and it's very upsetting to me when other people touch you or make you smile or laugh sorry I try not to feel that way I know it's wrong of me sorry sorry sorry <- REALLY AWESOME AND SEXY. TO ME.
what if we kissed and we were both tyrannical rulers and girls
can i interest anybody in my old lady yuri
Remember that one disney channel movie where the kid found out his mom's family were all leprechauns and he was half-leprechaun and he had to beat an evil leprechaun in a set of three challenges with the condition that the evil one would be banished to "The land of my father, on the shores of Erie" if he lost. And then the kid won and the evil leprechaun was like "joke's on you, once I return to Ireland I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine; by the way, it's pronounced 'Eire'!"
And the kid goes "No, no. I said what I meant. My dad's from Cleveland. You are going to Ohio."
